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No. I'm sort of retired.

I tend to do field training

out here sometimes.

Got to stay in shape. You never know

when somebody wants to come out here...

and hike, shoot, range

type of things. Yeah.

I do that out here with them.

You just never know

when duty's gonna call.

Huh. Just out of curiosity, do you

have a permit for these operations?

Just out of curiosity, do you think

you might want to join your friends?

Yeah. It's a good idea,

don't you think?

Sorry, man.

Are you okay?

Hey, good job there, chief.

I'm gonna be heading back

in town for a couple of hours.

If you need anything,

call my cell phone.

The number's written down

by the phone in the main house.

Does it accept

collect charges or...

Is there, like, an area code?

I do not like ass clowns.

You are an ass clown.

Shut up. Sorry.

- Um, Ben?

- Yeah.

Um, I don't really like

dirt, so I was thinking,

do you want some company

while you're in town?

Thank you, but no, thank you.

No? I don't think there's anything

in town you'd like anyway.

All right. Suit yourself.

It was a nice offer.

One last thing... I did look into

the trailer that got broken into.

Mm-hmm.

I didn't find a sign of a jar

or remains or a shrine.

Not even a picture.

I did, however, find

a marijuana butt.

It might've been

that ass clown...

you were talkin' about earlier.

Be safe.

Thanks, Ben. Yeah.

That guy looks like a donkey.

Let's go.

Let's go, guys.

Come on, guys, let's go.

Hey, buddy.

Go. Let's go.

Let's go.

Keep going. Yeah.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Why are we stopped?

I think it was their quad.

Ours is fine.

- We got a flat. Sh*t.

- That sucks.

This sucks.

We got a flat, bro.

What'd you hit?

I don't know, man.

It just kind of went boom.

Looks like there's something

stuck in your tire, man.

Perfect.

Oh, sh*t.

- Oh, wow.

- Looks like a bone.

Like coyote or something?

It's definitely bone marrow. Maybe it's,

like, from a dead animal or something.

- It's definitely not a nail.

- Really, professor?

I'm just saying. We gotta figure

out how we're getting this back...

and getting this fixed.

I'll tell you what.

We're gonna head back and

get a can of Fix-A-Flat.

Whoa. We ain't going nowhere.

Me and my Russian ballerina,

we're gonna stay here.

I'm going with you guys.

All right?

Why don't you guys go get that

Fix-A-Flat, and I'm gonna fix my flat.

All right? Bye.

- Just hurry back.

- Stay here. I'll be right back.

Hey, hurry up.

'Cause we going

to play games tonight.

No tiki, no laundry.

Right? You got the tiki.

# I got the laundry

I got the laundry #

All right, guys. Look for

anything that resembles

a can of Fix-A-Flat,

air can, anything.

- How about a compressor?

- No. That has to be plugged in.

Guys, I know my dad

keeps a tire around here.

What is this guy, black ops?

Oh, babe, no, please.

That's his personal space.

I don't think

you should go in there.

Okay, I know he's ex-marine and

people come here for the gun range,

but that's creepy, right?

This guy think he's

on active duty or something?

Yeah, I had a brief conversation with

him earlier, and he is definitely cold.

I googled his company, the adventure

thing, and he's a really rugged dude.

He reminds me of that

wilderness guy from TV.

Bear Grylls? Yeah, yeah.

You guys are just paranoid. He's

just a woman's man. Get over it.

Should I call him?

I don't see any other option.

Hey, Ben, it's Allie.

Um, we kind of had a small

accident on one of the quads.

Nobody's hurt, but I think we're

gonna need your help towing it.

Being here is making me

feel weird.

I know, man, right? That

trailer, then the tire.

What's next, man?

It's beginning to get dark, Eduardo.

Protect me.

You want me to protect you?

Gotta kiss me first.

No, I'm serious. That Ben guy...

Something is off with him.

I can feel it.

Guy's kinda weird.

Who the hell would live here

with no family, no friends?

You know what?

I believe you,

and I'm gonna protect you.

All right? So when Allie gets

back, I'll talk to her about it.

But it's kind of f***ed up

he's got all that military sh*t.

He's a f***ing brat.

It's kind of weird though,

right? It's f***ing weird.

Do you always have to do that? Take

the smell over there or something.

I'll put it out

for you, sunshine.

Wife. There you go.

See? All gone.

Give me some of that sugar.

Give me some of that sugar.

Give me some of that sugar.

Huh? Yeah.

All right. I'm gonna do.

I'm gonna get some firewood.

I'm gonna make you a fire,

and I'm gonna protect you.

But first of all, come and give me a kiss.

Mwah. Oh. I'll be right back.

Hurry up. You know it.

Wait. Don't leave me here.

Who is this? I mean,

who has something like this?

Okay, this is weird.

Why would this be in his locker?

Guys, we came here

to fix a flat tire, okay?

I think we're

getting sidetracked.

Allie, you and Lizzie,

you guys stay here.

Marcus, you and I will

go get Eduardo and Nina.

All right.

Nina.

Rough day. Nina?

Yo, Nina?

Hey, baby, if you're taking a

piss, don't forget to wipe.

Preferably from the front to the back.

Nina? Nina?

Nina, this sh*t ain't funny.

Nina?

Nina! Baby, where are you?

Nina?

Answer me.

Where are you, Nina?

Nina?

Hey, where's Nina? Dude, I

went to go get some firewood.

She got cold. I come back.

I'm gone no more than five

minutes, dude, and she's not here.

Dude, this is the f***ed-up part.

There's blood all over the place.

Sh*t, man,

how does this happen?

How the f***

am I supposed to know, man?

If I would've known,

I wouldn't be here right now.

Here's what we're gonna do.

She could be lost.

She could be hurt.

She could be anywhere.

We're gonna find her. We're

gonna split up right now. Go.

Nina. Nina.

Hey, Nina!

Nina!

Dude, she ain't here.

Nina!

You can call Nina all you want.

She ain't here.

Now what are we gonna do?

Okay. What?

All right, dudes,

this is getting weird.

First the trailer last night,

and now Nina's missing?

We're gonna go back to the

house and call for help.

I ain't going nowhere without my girl,

so I'm gonna stay right f***ing here.

All right? Look, Ed, man, we gotta

call the cops or something.

Fine. Go call the cops.

I'm gonna sit right here.

I'll wait for her.

Fine. Here, take this phone,

and you don't go anywhere.

You stay right here.

Just go, all right?

I'm coming back.

Just go. Hurry up.

F*** me, man!

Nina. Nina.

Nina. Nina. Nina. Thank God.

Nina, baby.

Baby, who did this to you?

- Nina. Nina.

- I did.

You heard it. That's the click

of a land mine, friend.

I wouldn't do that

if I was you.

You do that, it blows you up...

and turns your little

booty call into animal chow.

You f***in' sick f***.

I'm not sick.

I'm just defending my grounds.

What are you talking about?

It's Eduardo, right?

Can I call you Ed?

'Cause we're kind of

pressed for time.

Ed, you come here.

You disrespect my place.

You treat your woman

like a whore...

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