Despicable Me 2 Page #17

The scaffolding tips over. El Macho grabs the scaffolding

and holds it above his head, ready to crush Gru.

Suddenly Gru pulls out Lucy’s lipstick taser and fires it at

Purple El Macho! The jolt of electricity has him shaking and

dancing and ultimately sizzling and smoking, until he finally

collapses on the ground.

GRU:

Lipstick taser!

Lucy smiles at this.

LUCY:

Aw...he copied me.

Gru runs off to save her. The minions surround El Macho,

cocking their jelly guns.

EL MACHO:

(dazed)

I am not afraid of your jelly guns.

DR. NEFARIO

Oh, this ain’t a jelly gun,

sunshine.

Dr. Nefario fires the Fart Gun directly into El Macho’s face,

causing him to pass out. The minions CHEER, firing their

jelly guns into the air.

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One of the minions stands on top of El Macho and poses for a

big game hunter-style photo. Dr. Nefario smiles for the

camera as well.

Gru runs toward the rocket.

LUCY:

Don’t worry about me, Gru! I’ll be

fine. I have survived lots worse

than this.

(beat)

Okay, that’s not entirely true.

I’m actually kind of freaking out

up here!

GRU:

Don’t worry--I will get you out of

this!

Gru attempts to untie Lucy. And then sees Pollito has walked

over to the remote. Gru and Lucy GASP. The chicken looks at

Gru and Lucy, then pecks the button.

GRU (CONT’D)

I really hate that chicken.

The rocket blasts off into the air. The Minions and Girls

watch in horror as Gru and Lucy fly off on the rocket.

EXT:
SKY - CONTINUOUS

Gru uses his knife to cut Lucy’s ropes. They SCREAM as the

shark gets loose and falls down to a SUSHI BAR below where

all of the CUSTOMERS and SUSHI CHEF CHEER.

Meanwhile, on the rocket Gru rips a panel off the side,

revealing a mess of WIRES inside.

LUCY:

Is there a red one? It’s usually

the red one.

Gru starts to pull out wires left and right. To no avail.

LUCY (CONT’D)

Gru, anytime now!

Gru GASPS, realizing they are approaching the VOLCANO. Time

is running out. Death is imminent. He looks Lucy in the

eyes.

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GRU:

Listen, Lucy--we may not get out of

this alive, so I need to ask you a

question.

LUCY:

Uh, better make it quick!

GRU:

If I’d asked you out on a date,

what would you have said?

LUCY:

Are you kidding me?! Yes!

Gru smiles. Then realizes that the rocket is still careening

toward the volcano. He grabs Lucy.

GRU:

JUMP!!!

Gru and Lucy grab hands and leap off the rocket.

The rocket plunges into the volcano.

Gru and Lucy plummet through the air.

KA-BLAAAAM!!! The volcano explodes in a massive tempest of

fire and smoke and lava.

The impact of the blast hits Gru and Lucy and sends them

flying.

SPLASH! They hit the water.

BAM! BOOM! The volcano continues exploding.

SPLASH! Gru emerges, soaking and out of breath. Fire and

lava flying all around him. He can’t find Lucy.

GRU (CONT’D)

Oh! Lucy!

(looks around, panicking)

Lucy! Where are you?!

After a few moments, Lucy also emerges. Gru is incredibly

relieved.

GRU (CONT’D)

Oh, Lucy!

LUCY:

Gru!

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Lucy smiles and hugs Gru. They both go underwater. Then

come back up. Sputtering. And in love.

LUCY (CONT’D)

Sorry...I guess you kind of need

your arms to tread water, huh?

The Minions appear in the rowboat.

TOM:

(”Stroke!”)

Mack-oh! Mack-oh! Mack-oh!

But they pass right by them.

GRU:

They’ll be back...

TITLE CARD:
147 DATES LATER...

Romantic music plays under the title card.

EXT:
HILLSIDE - DAY

Four minions, dressed in matching suits, begin to sing a All4-

One’s “I Swear,” pronounced “Underwear” in Minionese.

We are at Gru and Lucy’s wedding reception. We PULL BACK to

the WEDDING CAKE, and then to Gru and Lucy dancing. As they

dance we see all of the wedding guests watching: Gru’s Mom,

Dr. Nefario, Silas, Jillian, Shannon, Natalie, etc.

Gru dips Lucy and they attempt their kiss, but their noses

keep bumping. They finally manage to kiss and the crowd

CHEERS.

We see the three girls watching in their beautiful bridesmaid

dresses. Agnes can barely contain her glee. PAN OVER TO

Edith, who makes a face.

EDITH:

Can I be the first to say--ewwww!

The minions finish the song.

The girls sit at their table. Agnes clearly has something on

her mind. She SIGHS.

AGNES:

Okay.

She stands up on the table.

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AGNES (CONT’D)

Excuse me!

Looks out at the crowd, but they can’t hear her.

AGNES (CONT’D)

Um...hi! Excuse me!

She still doesn’t have the crowd’s attention, so Margo taps

on her glass. Everyone looks to Agnes, who is visibly

nervous.

AGNES (CONT’D)

Uh...hi, everybody! I’d like to

make some toast. Uh...

She looks out at the crowd. Is really nervous. Looks over

at Gru. He smiles. Mouths “okay.” This helps, and Agnes

pulls herself together and recites the Mothers Day poem from

earlier.

AGNES (CONT’D)

She um...she um, kisses my boo-boos.

She braids my hair.

We love you mothers, everywhere!

Agnes turns to Lucy and looks her right in the eyes.

AGNES (CONT’D)

And my new mom Lucy is beyond

compare.

Lucy smiles, melting. The crowd goes “awwwww .” Agnes and

Lucy spin around in a hug. The crowd cheers and applauds.

Gru, Margo and Edith join Agnes and Lucy in a group hug. The

family is complete.

AGNES (CONT’D)

To the bride and Gru!

A minion begins to spin The Village People’s “YMCA” at the DJ

table. The minions, several of whom are dressed as The

Village People, begin to perform the song. The minion

dressed as the Chiquita banana lady also joins in.

Then the entire family boogies across the dance floor,

including Dr. Nefario and Gru’s Mom.

AGNES (CONT’D)

I’M SO HAAAAPPPPYYYYYYY!!!!

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EXT:
HILLSIDE - MOMENTS LATER

A minion poses Gru, Lucy, and the girls for a formal picture.

Everyone looks good. They all smile.

CLICK!

Another picture adds Gru’s Mom, Dr. Nefario, and two minions

to the group.

CLICK!

Another picture adds even more minions to the group.

CLICK!

An evil minion pops up and photobombs the last picture!

EVIL MINION:

Blaaaaah!

THE END:

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