Destry Rides Again Page #8

Synopsis: Kent, the unscrupulous boss of Bottleneck has Sheriff Keogh killed when he asks one too many questions about a rigged poker game that gives Kent a stranglehold over the local cattle rangers. The mayor, who is in cahoots with Kent appoints the town drunk, Washington Dimsdale, as the new sheriff assuming that he'll be easy to control. But what the mayor doesn't know is that Dimsdale was a deputy under famous lawman, Tom Destry, and is able to call upon the equally formidable Tom Destry Jr to be his deputy. Featuring a career reviving performance from Marlene Dietrich as bar singer Frenchie, which could well have been the inspiration for Madeline Kahn's "Blazing Saddles" character, Lili Von Schtupp.
Genre: Comedy, Western
Director(s): George Marshall
Production: MCA Universal Home Video
  1 win.
 
IMDB:
7.7
Rotten Tomatoes:
100%
APPROVED
Year:
1939
94 min
445 Views


I give up.

Well, that's too bad.

Sheriffin's getting to be

quite a problem around here.

He won't talk,

he won't listen.

If your brother doesn't pay

that $2,500 he owes to Kent,

I don't know what's

gonna happen to him.

Nothing's gonna happen to me.

I can take care of myself.

Lot of things are gonna

happen around this town, though.

You could sue

and recover the money.

Sue Kent

with Slade on the bench?

You must think I'm awful dumb.

- Ain't it the truth.

- I won't pay a plug nickel

now or ever.

All right, I give up.

I give up.

Miss Tyndall, I want to

thank you for coming here...

and tryin' to help out.

We'll, uh... we'll all

be here for quite some time,

so just feel free to

drop over any time at all.

Matter of fact,

I hope you will.

It's here! It's here!

I got it! I got it!

I got the letter...

Oh, excuse me.

In my pocket.

Oh, hello, Miss Tyndall.

Aren't you pretty.

Hello,

Mr. Callahan.

Here's your fodder.

[Gyp]

Cheese. Cheese!

Cheese for breakfast,

cheese for lunch!

Tell my brother to stop

sending me cheese!

I ain't no mouse!

[Boris]

I tell him.

This may change his mind.

Tyndall!

Yeah?

Read that.

Now maybe you can

understand why I want you

to pay Kent the money.

If you can keep from gettin'

your fool head shot off...

until that judge gets here,

I can get my murderer

and you can get

your money back.

All right.

I'll go pay him now.

Well, now we're

gettin' somewhere.

Uh, hold on now.

You might run into

some trouble over there.

We'd better send Boris.

Command me! Nothing can

tempt me from my duty.

Where are we gonna

pick up the money?

Wells Fargo.

As soon

as you get the money,

give it to Kent

with Tyndall's compliments,

and get a receipt.

Yes, mon commandant.

I am a courier,

fast as lightning,

silent as the night

itself.

[Gyp]

And no more cheese.

[Mayor]

According to the provisions

of the statutes...

of our territorial

commonwealth,

you have been selected

as representative citizens...

of our fair community.

We want to see that

the public's faith

is justified.

So when you boys retire

to consider a verdict,

stay out for a while.

Mr. Kent will see that

you're plentifully provided...

with liquid refreshment.

And after you've

deliberated sufficient,

weighed all the evidence

fair and square,

and brought in a verdict

of not guilty,

you'll be amply rewarded,

y'understand?

Okay, boss.

We gotcha, Mayor.

That's all.

Drinks on the house.

[Indistinct Chatter]

Mr. Kent.

Well,

what do you want?

Uh, nothing. That is,

I was sent to deliver...

$2,500 in cash,

compliments of Mr. Tyndall.

He's gettin' smart

to himself, huh?

Mr. Destry had something

to do with this, didn't he?

I'm a mummy, I'm a sphinx.

I don't answer questions.

[Chuckling]

Let's have the money.

First sign the receipt.

What?

That is, if you don't mind.

Please?

Give me that money.

It's a mighty fine thing when

a man realizes he's wrong...

and tries to correct it

in a nice way.

Give it to him, Kent.

I see we've got some very

intelligent peace officers

in this town, Stavrogin.

I'm trying to live up to

the blood of my forefathers.

[Mayor]

Not like Tyndall

to give in so easy.

Hey, you. You keepin'

my brother comfortable?

He's very delicate.

He's doing as well

as can be expected.

But he told me to tell you,

no more cheese.

Did he say that?

I'm quoting his every word.

Gee, that's bad if he

don't want no more cheese.

They're not gonna

hang him, are they?

That is not up to me.

It's up toJudge Murtaugh.

That's good.

Judge Murtaugh?

H...

Hey, Mayor,

who is this Judge Murtaugh?

What's he got to do

with my brother?

Clara!

Yes'm, Miss Frenchy?

Go tell Mr. Destry I want

to see him right away.

Is somethin' the matter?

Will you go?

I'm gone.

Hey, you.

[Snoring]

[Banging Continues]

Oh, you.

What do you want now?

[Gyp]

I want beer,

but I'll take water.

Why is it you

always get thirsty

when I get to sleep?

I ain't answering nobody

nothin' 'til I see my lawyer.

Do I get the water

or don't I?

I'll give you water,

you varmint you!

Now, Wash, hold up now.

Oh, please!

No, no, no.

Oh, you're always

coddling 'em.

We gotta keep him

good and healthy.

You better keep me

good and healthy.

That's the law.

Yes, sir.

Wouldn't want to hang

a sick man... would we?

You still think

you're gonna hang me?

You think you're

gonna get out of it

because you're innocent?

I ain't sayin' who's innocent

or who's guilty.

Uh-huh.

Well, I always say you got

to admire a man who'd get

himself hanged for a friend.

I used to know a fella once...

You know too many fellas.

Mm-hmm. Well, I'll hang

this up here.

Wash can get some sleep.

Here's good health to ya.

[Yawning]

Oh, God.

I ain't gonna have

a good night's rest...

until that federal judge

gets here.

Why don't you go home?

I'll entertain our guest.

No siree, I'm gonna

sit up with that

two-legged cactus...

and pour water into him

until lilies sprout

out of both his ears.

Be a very interesting

sight.

Tom...

do you think this

is gonna work out?

Sure it's gonna work.

Now you see,

either Gyp or his brother

are gonna tell us a lot...

as soon as they find out

Slade ain't gonna be

on the bench.

Yeah. Uh-huh.

[Yawning]

You understand?

Oh, yeah.

I think this old town's

gonna settle down into

something pretty peaceful...

one of these days.

[Banging On Window]

What's that?

[Banging Continues]

Somebody

at the window there.

Here.

Nah, we settled that.

I'll be right behind you

in case you're wrong.

Miss Frenchy say

she want to see you

right away.

She says

it's very important.

All right.

Listen, Tom, l...

You hold the fort,

Wash.

Don't worry none about me.

I will.

Good evening.

Nice of you to come.

The maid said

it was important, so I...

It is.

That's all, Clara.

Yes'm.

Sit down.

Drink?

All right.

What's the trouble?

Trouble?

There's no trouble.

I'm leaving town,

and I wanted to see you

before I left.

Well, that's pretty sudden,

ain't it?

Did something happen between

you and... I mean...

- You and the dance hall

decide to part company?

- No, nothing has happened.

I'm tired of Bottleneck,

the whole crowd and

everything I've been doing.

So I'm going back

to New Orleans.

Uh-huh.

Well, folks are all

gonna miss you around here.

All except a few wives,

I suppose.

What about you?

Me too.

Well, good luck.

[Glasses Clink]

- Hope you have a nice trip.

- Thanks.

Speakin' of luck, thanks

for the use of your rabbit's foot.

No, I want you

to keep that.

Well, that's darn nice

of you.

It's been a great help,

you know.

I think I'd better get

back to the job.

Good-bye, Frenchy.

Ever been

to New Orleans, Tom?

No.

It's wonderful

this time of the year.

You'd like it there.

How about it?

[Gunshots]

No, Tom,

you can't go out there!

They know about

the federal judge!

They'll kill you if

you go down to the jail!

Stay here, Tom!

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Felix Jackson

Felix Jackson (June 5, 1902 – December 7, 1992) was a German-born American screenwriter and film producer. He was born in Hamburg as Felix Joachimson. Jackson was a city editor in Germany at 21, then a dramatic and music critic, and helped manage three theaters in Berlin. He joined Joe Pasternak as a producer in Budapest in 1933. He began working in the German film industry, before relocating after the rise of the Nazi party. He moved to Austria and Hungary in the mid-1930s where he frequently collaborated with the director Henry Koster. His screenplay for the 1935 film Little Mother served as the basis for a Hollywood remake Bachelor Mother (1939) which was nominated for an Academy Award. Jackson moved to Hollywood in the late 1930s, writing the screenplay for Destry Rides Again (1939) a western starring James Stewart and Marlene Dietrich. Naturalised U.S. citizen december 13, 1940, he was active in the European Film Fund, which provided support to European emigre filmmakers. He produced several Deanna Durbin films for Universal Pictures and they married in 1945. He joined the advertising agency Young and Rubicam in 1946, heading up its dramatic-television department. He served as executive producer of Pulitzer Prize Playhouse which aired on the ABC television network.In his fifties, Felix Jackson published a few novels. more…

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