Detroit Metal City

Do you remember, my dear?

When you were little, you were so gentle

people mistook you for a girl.

I'll send rice and vegetables

from the garden, okay?

Here... take this.

Thank you, Mother.

Why the gloomy face?

Go have fun.

Amulet for Long Life

Why "Long Life", Mom?

Brother, good luck!

- Toshi...

- Bother.

Good luck!

Thus I left my hometown

way down in Oita Prefecture

to attend university in Tokyo.

I chose Tokyo because I had a dream.

That dream was...

to live in a trendy apartment

and lead a trendy life.

See you later.

But above all...

to become a trendy singer,

just like Kenji Ozawa or Cornelius...

to make my debut as

a serious yet trendy pop star.

Everyone's so trendy.

That was my real dream.

We share a class I see you smile

and I love you so

You melt my heart

Negishi-kun, you're such a good singer.

I hope I'm as good as you some day.

Don't embarrass me...

It sounds pompous but I hope my music

gives someone the power to dream.

To dream through music?

Right. In other words,

someone with "no music, no dream".

That's so cool.

It's like no music, no life, right?

That's close enough.

Amazing...

You could definitely turn pro

if you wanted.

Pro?

New Musicians Wanted

No Music, No Dream

But after graduating...

the band I end up playing with...

He's here!

It's Sir Krauser!

I'm a terrorist from hell!

I raped my mom last night

I'll do my dad tomorrow

I'm a terrorist!

No parents 'cause I killed them both

Nor friends or girl

'cause I killed them all

Kill them all, kill everyone!

Murder, murder everyone!

Murder, murder everyone!

Paint all memory red with blood!

That's right.

We're the Satanic metal band, "DMC".

Detroit Metal City.

How did it come to this?

Where did I go wrong?

It totally sucks!

It's Krauser's legendary tooth-guitar!

This isn't the music I wanted to play.

And not in this kind of band.

Not this kind of band at all, Mom!

Death Metal is a species of

Heavy Metal with a sound informed

by themes of "Death",

"The Devil" and "Hell" etc.

Bursting like a comet into

this world of Death Metal

came the band, Detroit Metal City.

The bizarre sound of DMC

Back Stage - No Entry

Thank god that's over.

I'm Johannes Krauser II...

or Soichi Negishi.

Krauser,

your vocals were superb tonight.

He's bass vocalist Jagi,

a.k.a. Wada-kun.

The band's whole identity

rests on your shoulders.

Nishida, you should practice more.

This is our drummer, Camus,

a.k.a. Nishida-kun.

Which reminds me, Nishida,

Can you return that PS game

I lent you a while back?

That "Summer Holiday" one?

Why do you always ignore me?

You do remember?

Don't tell me you lost it?

Negishi, hurry up with a new song.

Let's have a big hit

and become a major player.

Then get on TV

and do big tours and stuff...

That'd be good.

Forget it.

We share no interests,

we're total opposites really...

we were forced into a band

before we knew what was going on...

thanks to this boss from hell.

You rocked tonight.

I danced 'til I was wet down there.

F*** Crazy Guys! DMC

Boss, so kind of you to come!

Another packed house.

Tons of advance sales

on next week's new single.

Keep it up and

we'll blow everyone away.

We're soooo grateful.

Bloomers...

Then DMC will rule the world

of death metal!

We're soooo grateful.

More bloomers...

Death metal... yuck.

You got a problem, Negishi?

As I've told you lots of times

this is the kind of thing

I'd rather sing from now on:

It's called "Raspberry Kiss".

Your message said let's go the beach

Just us two

Wearing matching shirts

We'll have such a fun time

F*** OFF!

That won't get me wet.

I've been in Tokyo 5 years.

It wasn't supposed to be like this.

Show us the real you!

Sir Krauser!

I hurt my mouth on the guitar.

Damn groupies...

Get lost, jerk!

No-one would believe I'm in the band.

Excuse me, coming through...

The instant he was born, Sir Krauser

sent his mom to hell.

He's truly evil.

What? My Mom is still alive.

I sent carnations for Mother's Day.

A letter, too.

He's responsible

for all drugs in the world.

He holds the record for

raping 11 chicks in 1 minute.

He's the king!

What are they talking about?

I don't even smoke...

and I'm still a virgin.

We'll have such a fun time

You beg me for a kiss

Just like I knew you would

I want to sing

about a world full of dreams

In which a boy meets

a lovely girl

One day I'll be understood.

One day... for sure.

We came to sing on the beach

Even god would sing along

While the dolphins watch and smile

Must want cockies to eat.

Merci...

Thank you for always listening.

Even her CD jacket is so trendy.

Wish I could put out

something like this.

Negishi-kun?

- It is you.

- Aikawa-san.

It's been ages.

First time since graduation, right?

Meeting you here of all places...

You still like that singer?

I edit a magazine now.

Really? I read it every month.

I love that "Caf Music" column.

I write that.

- Really?

- Yes.

What do you do these days?

Hmmm... I...

Diehard fans.

Oh, our second single comes out today.

Disgusting CD jacket.

I never said that, either...

What's the matter?

Nothing.

What would she think if she knew?

But I want to tell her the truth!

You know, actually...

Isn't this band horrible?

Parden?

I can't bear to listen to it.

And their look...

it's just so not trendy.

Not trendy...

Sorry, maybe you like this band?

No way. They're so tacky.

This jerk's got "kill" on his face.

Just a sec.

Hello?

Where the hell are you?

The store event's gonna begin.

Damn... already?

I'll be there.

Aikawa-san...

I'm late for work. I'll be an hour.

Shall I wait?

Would you?

I got a date with her.

Hurry and get ready.

I'll see her at the end of the gig.

Today DMC fans are packed in

like it's a real concert.

Shut your mouth, you b*tch!

Do you wanna die?

Shut the hell up!

Aikawa-san will be my inspiration.

Tell me about your second single?

Sir Krauser?

Don't rush me, you fat pig.

I'll kill you all!

I got splashed with evil water.

How lucky!

Plans for a new album this year?

B*tch, are you ordering me about?

It's time to meet her.

I got carried away talking...

My next question...

I just remembered

a fiendish errand in hell.

See how he mocks the Capitalist pigs.

Makeup remover...

Aikawa-san.

Negishi-kun. Have you grown?

I've been working out recently.

Yep, bulking up nicely.

I see.

I'll be right back. Sorry.

He's back!

I just had some chick

on the banks of the River Styx.

The River Styx... how perfect.

All hail his twisted desires.

He's still out-of-breath!

Sorry, I'm so busy...

What's with those boots?

And your face, it's white...

I guess working out

is firming up the face muscles...

Oops, I need to go back to hell.

To hell?

Rape.

At last... his 10

rapes-per-second declaration.

I'm Krauser over here...

Choco-rape cake...

And myself in the caf...

What's your favorite food?

Flesh Panacotta.

Eat mine, too!

At the event, I'm Krauser...

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