Dharam Karam Page #4

It's not fun to ask and then eat.

If a woman reveals her desires..

Won't she overtake men?

Try to understand

I don't have time to waste

if you want to come..

Buy yourself a lovely sari and

get me a first class coat

On the double now

Hey! Our bus is coming

What! A bus? We aren't ordinary.

Today we won't take a bus..

But a taxi! -Taxi?!

Taxi! Hey taxi!

Let's go back! -What?

Here the women are all naked

You and your narrow mind.

They aren't naked, silly

They've worn high society clothes.

This is a swimming pool

They come to bathe here.

-Bathe? Don't they bathe at home?

Aren't they ashamed to bathe like

this together in public?

You won't understand the

ways of the high society

I don't like your 'High society.

The woman roam around

in undies here!

Sit down. -Hey Barman..

Not Barman, but Bearer.

-Bearer? Bearer can't hear?

Here the barman is called

a Bearer. Bearer!

Stand straight! Do you have

a 'Rick' in your waist?

With 1-2 green chillies please

Two chicken pattice.

2 pastries and 2 cups of tea

Why two? Make it one special.

We'll share it half-half

Wow! You sure talk good English.

-l can speak English

very fluently

But my English is so

good that even..

..the English don't understand it

That's why I use it rarely

I didn't get the time.

I'll come tomorrow for sure

Hey.. what's going on, eh?

You get back there

She's making us wet.

-You're getting upset over nothing

And what's it to you?

-This is my friend, Nina

Please don't get offended, Nina.

I'll see you tomorrow

I'll wait for you. -What!

If I meet you outside,

I'll set you straight!

Basanti, don't talk like that.

-Shameless! Standing half-naked

Basanti, come on.

I'll show you an English picture

Hey silly! There's more fun

in watching English movies

The hero in it kisses the heroine

time and again! -What!

Can a hero do this in

our Hindi movies?

Because in our country we don't

do such dirty things

You idiot! This is what's done

everywhere in the world

This is done in your

high society..

..because of those

half naked girls

Jealous again. How nice she is.

Nina wasn't jealous of you

Nina? You again mentioned

that witch? I'm going

Go, get lost! I'm not scared.

I'll go and see an English film

Mouth to mouth kind!

Make a hero out of me today.

I'm going into the high society

Wants to look like a hero!

A crow doesn't become

white with lime!

You're getting a shave here and

I was shaven clean there

Why, what's wrong?

-The girls father wants Rs 100O

To hell with her father!

Why give importance to slum girls?

You'll get plenty of such servant

girls for Rs 15 per month

Hey Ramu, come here will you?

Why are you wasting Rs 100O

You'll get plenty of half naked

high society girls for Rs 25

The mouth to mouth type!

-But I love my girl

Then you're dead, my boy.

These girls..

Whose names end with it

are very dangerous

They make monkeys out of their

husbands. Eg. Bharti, Aarti..

Malati and Basanti!

-And men whose name end with M..

Are very hard-hearted

and very treacherous!

For example? -For Eg.

Naram, Garam, Besaram..

And Dharam!

You idiot!

If you yak too much I'll change

the map of your face!

Change it! Do what you like

You're lifting your hand at me for

that half naked cheap girl?

Okay. Here, hit me!

Go on, hit me!

Go. I pardon you. But when the

time comes, I won't spare you

And I'm very busy today.

I don't have time for

tinpots like you

I'm going for piano lessons.

The High Society type of piano

Okay kiddo. Piano isn't played

just in the high society

See if I don't make a piano

out of you in these slums

Not like that, but like this

Sir, a gentleman to see you.

-Who me?

Yes, sir. -Won't be a moment

You? What's the matter?

-You're heading for trouble

Better return our booty.

-You mean those Rs 10O

Okay, take it. -Not that.

The stuff which you stole

from J K's men!

It's not my habit to return booty

And it's my habit to

take what was mine

Before I'm forced to take any

action ask your cutlery here..

To get inside the room.

Come on guys.

Hey Basanti, come out from there.

Come along

How can I? My clothes are..

Okay. But first close your eyes

Alright. Now come on out

So kid?

High society, eh? All polished up

These..

These shoes, these red socks..

Where did you lift all this from?

What's the matter?

Kiddo, there's lots more in store.

See this. A piano

Bought it for you.

Now play and have fun

I'll play this piano? -Will

somebody else play it, silly?

I'll not play this piano of

yours from the flea market

Shame on you! You can neither

sing nor play anything

Neither give your heart

nor take it when given

Come on, get going

Shall I play? -Of course. Go on

Shame on you!

A bad carpenter blames his tools

What am I landed with?

What a nut my boyFriend is!

When one can't dance,

one says the ground is crooked

What am I landed with?

My boyFriend's a real nut

He's neither shrewd nor clever.

He's an out and out duffer!

When one can't dance one says

the ground's crooked!

Get lost!

He doesn't steal my heart but

claims to be a marauder

The marauder.. Shame on you!

When one can't dance,

one says the ground's crooked!

What a pain in the neck!

My boyFriend's a real nut!

He's neither shrewd nor clever.

He's an out and out duffer!

When one can't dance,

one says the ground's crooked

What a pain in the neck.

My boyFriends a nut!

If I scream..

..'I'm falling' and think he'll

pick me up in his arms

He doesn't pick me up but just

stands there laughing

He's not very smart but

a simpleton at heart

He doesn't understand my love.

I'm just born unlucky!

When one can't dance,

one says the ground's crooked

What am I landed with?

My boyFriends an idiot!

He neither shrewd nor clever.

He's an out and out duffer

A bad carpenter blames his tools

What a pain in the neck.

My boyFriends a real nut!

Wow! You've really become

a high society girl

Really? -Yes. So, shall we?

What? -Which happens in

the English movies

That mouth to mouth stuff.

-Aren't you ashamed of yourself?

Then was that just a put on act?

You'll never be a high society

girl. Go and change now

If you walk around at midnight..

..people will run for their lives

Now go and change and get

out of here. Go on

Hey, why are you crying?

What's the matter?

You don't like me, do you?

-When did I say that?

I just meant that I like you

more in the native dress

So.. shall we?

Hey Basanti..

come back. She got scared

You were missing a note that's

why you were out of tune

In my life I've always missed

a note here and there, sir

Then improve on it.

Love and hard work improves

everyone's life

If we can help it.

I had come to you in a

torn shirt as a child

You had given me for a new shirt..

But neither I could come nor

the shirt could be changed

Unbelievable! You remember it all,

and.. I don't?

That's destiny for you. Else,

why would I become a hoodlum?

Why would this fish-fish be

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