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Oh! God! Sir... unable to

bear your trouble sir...

Take it

...Wrong number please

You have this Tea... Special Amitabh Bachchan wanted me to write

a serial for him

I said, I don't have time

...Yes, come on tell me sir

...You must make a serial

- I'll do it

But, no one should know

what'll happen next week?

As a writter when I myself don't know it

Will I allow them to know it?

How many Episodes?

A girl is born, attains puberty, she'll

marry and becomes old, dies... till then

Why're you beating around the bush?

You could've asked me straight to

write a Mega Serial

Wouldn't I write?

Oh! Time has come for us to

write for a Mega Serial

Pick up Pen & paper and start

writing dialogues

Oh! You too!

The title itself is ready

Did you see! The eloped women

Room No:
9,Woman born to live

...Slipped woman, Are these

titles okay for you?

You must write & give 1000

episodes for me

1000 Episodes?

If we take Rs.5000 for each Episode

we'll get Rs.50,000 for 1000 Episodes

Let your maths go to hell

we'll get Rs.50 lakhs boy

You carry on sir

But one condition

This must be a serial that

must fully mesmerise women

Only 1000 Episodes isn't it?

I'll write & give it to you in a week

No... No... First write &

give me 4 Episodes

...lf I like them, let's continue

- Yes sir!

But, you must write by understanding

Woman's heart - Yes sir!

I must understand woman's heart

Where are you going?

I'm going out to understand

woman's heart

Rs.5000 for each Episode! Rs.50 lakhs

I'll arrange to earn it now itself

Who's speaking?

We're calling from "Banu on Steps" Serial

- What's the matter?

We've not yet received this

week's dialogues

It seems they've not yet received

this week Episode's dialogue

Ask them, where did we end

the last Episode?

Where did the last Episode end?

Banu was climbing up the

Kundrathur Temple steps

It seems Bhanu was climbing up

Kundrathur Temple Steps

Tell them to picturise Bhanu coming

down the steps slowly

As soon as she reaches down

tell them to end this Episode

Tell them to picturise Bhanu

coming down the steps slowly

As soon as she reaches down

tell them to end this Episode

Next week sir!?

He'll tell himself what's

it next week?

Next, when Bhanu is walking on

the National High Way

She's hit by a National Permit Truck and

gets killed, End the serial like that

...Finish the story there itself

Hereafter, I'm not going to write

small serials

This Mahadevan will write

only Mega Serials

Oh God! Someone's coming here

...Hey! Close everything

Hey! Useless bunch! It's me

Don't break the bottles

Hey Little Devil! Why're you

troubling us like this?

...They all got afraid fearing

father is coming

...I came here to tell you all a good news

and you all are on a drinking binge

How do you know that we're

drinking Old Monk?

That's not Old Monk, that's Old Cask

Look, it's written on it

Hey! Shut up boy! - What's that

Good News?

...He's...

Monkey

Hey! Come on tell me, do you love him?

Nothing like that...

Mother & father...

Are you trying to elope with him

without telling your mother & father

Are you going to listen me or not?

I've a doubt! - What?

Whom do you love in these two?

Oh! He's gone over board

put him to sleep

Broker gave the photo

today morning

...I thought of showing it

to you...

Okay... Okay...

do you like him?

Mother & father like him

I too like him

Brother...

What's this strange, she's calling

you as Elder brother?

...Shy... shy!

Hey! Give me the photo

I've given you bribe of Rs.5000 isn't it?

Why're you still keeping it pending?

Hey! You don't seem to understand

anything which I'm saying?

Do you want your pension papers

to get signed or not

What's this sir?

If you give another Rs.10,000

only then, your papers will move

Again?

- What again?

In Govt. Offices papers won't

move with signatures

They'll move only with currency

According to rules, you should've

settled my pension last month itself

What, you're talking about rules?

Go... go... and get your work done

according to rules

You're talking too much

about Law

Where I'm to search for you?

- Come sir!

Your file is ready

I'm coming

I gave money in your home

Come & finish my work

Sir, I've fixed my daughter's

marriage also

If I give Rs.10,000,the work

will be completed, isn't it?

...Come to my way like that

...You were talking about Law

Hey! You said you worked as

a Teacher for 40 years

Looks like I've to teach you about

practices of the Modern Times

What happened father?

- Nothing

What's he saying?

Hey, Subramani, you know my

residence address, isn't it?

...Bring it without fail

- Okay sir

What does he want you

to bring?

He's asking another Rs.10,000

as bribe

And insists it should be

given at his home

Isn't Arivu at home?

- What?

He says isn't Arivudainambi

at home?

Look at him, he's walking

staticly at one place

Dear, someone's here to meet you

- Who's that?

I'm son of Subramanian Teacher

Oh! Son of that man! Did you

bring money... come in... come in...

Why?

Why?! Your father wanted to move

his file isn't it, for that?

That's your duty! For doing that

Govt. is paying you salary

Bloody salary

If I depend only on salary

I've to discuss with my wife & make a

budget even to buy a shaving blade

Coming here without money, he's

making silly arguments

Hey! Do you know the

cost of this T.V.?

Do you know it?

I bought it earlier

In this more than the programmes

only advertisements are shown

Asking to buy this & that

For that, I'm taking bribes

Look, this CD, VCD's they all

are very expensive items

Look at this Dining Table

The top is Belgium Glass

Rs.30,000

Can I buy this with my

Rs.7430 salary?

The one that's hanging here

I asked him what's the price?

- He said Rs.8000

Just because it's costly,

can I leave it? I bought it

That's... hanging down...

Hey, what are you doing?

What's it dear?

Begging from people of Tamil Nadu

Are you eating on a Belgium glass?

What? Don't you want me to do it?

Shall I leave it?

Okay!

What's this? Call the Police

Let the police come, before they

ask me why I broke all this?

They'll enquire, first what is your salary?

How did you buy all this?

Is it no problem for you?

On this T.V. only they show

regularly isn't it

People going to court for income

beyond their means isn't it?

You're watching it all isn't it?

No... No...

It seems, he's not seeing it! Why do a

person needs T.V. who doesn't see it

Oh! God! They're breaking the T.V.

Hey, to move files in Govt. Offices

it shouldn't be pushed by currency

It should be moved by the hands

What's that?

- Gold Teeth

Only yesterday I had it made

Gold which should be in the safe locker

he has kept it in a Septic Tank

What's this sir? You've come

personally to house and...

If you sign here as amount received

after receiving money...

I'll go away

Without bringing cheque or Demand Draft

you've brought cash

I'll take care of all

that trouble

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