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How to make Kulfi Ice-cream?

I'm going to make & show you

What's that? Kulfi Ice-cream?

Hey! You'll get it for that!

Hey! This is woman's matter

Selvi, you watch

If we do as they show here lt'll not

taste good, lt'll be a waste

You mustn't say like that!

To be married girls should

definitely watch it carefully

If you want to reach the hearts

of your husbands

You must cook cool things

and calm him down

Brother

Selvi, watch it carefully

If you go to their home & say

you don't know to make Kulfi

You'll get spanked!

Okay... Okay... everyone

help me please

Selvi, I'll manage Ice cream powder

Do you need any help from me?

Hey! Shut up man!

Take two litres of milk

Take... Take 2 litres of milk

There's only 1 litre

Can you give a litre of milk?

I'll give

How?

Take it

Did you hid it as soon it

was brought here?

We must boil this milk

till it thickens

...ln that add 500 gms of

Ice cream powder

Come quickly... Where's the

Ice cream powder?

Come quickly... quick...

Give it! Pour it without

tension

Did you mix it?

We must add 2 teaspoons of sugar

after mixing the powder

Add 2 spoons

One spoon... two spoon

- I've put it

Go on stir it warmly without

getting it burnt

Okay

I couldn't understand what

did she say?

Shall I explain it to you?

What's that she's talking in

a masculine voice?

Now, if you put this in a Fridge

And take it out after

Half-an-hour!

Tasty Kulfi will be ready!

Here also it's ready!

She told it to put it in a fridge

you're pouring it into a glass

Who has a Fridge in our

entire street?

Thinking it as free porridge

given in temple...

Let's all drink it

You've all learnt how to make

Kulfi, isn't it?

Hey! Give it to me man

...give it to me

You'll definitely impress your husband

Your future husband is definitely

a lucky man

Hey! What happened to you all?

Open your mouth and tell

Who has taken the starch powder

I had kept here?

...Rain water man!

Hey! We may catch cold

Buddy! Look there Kulfi

Buddy! Rain... water!

You just said we may catch cold if

we get drenched in rain

You're running like a fridge

on seeing that Kulfi

Hey! It seems her name is Kulfi!

Hey! I'm calling you only

What's this? You're calling me as

Kulfi on the road

I didn't get your name

I called you as Kulfi only once

you called 3 times

I watched your programme,

I came to say it was good

...Don't lie! Since the person didn't

turn up! I had to do it myself

Velu, do you know a thing!

We couldn't eat the Kulfi made by us

I can understand it

Even then, there was a good message

in what you said

You said her a wife can win

a husband's heart?

But your never said how to win

over a girl's heart?

Don't you know it?

No!

When we move with a girl, I'm unable to

judge whether it's love or friendship

Why can't you differentiate it?

Salt & sugar both appear white

But we know the difference isn't it

just like that only

Umbrella... it's raining!

Oh! This is your umbrella isn't it?

Am I salt or sugar in

your kitchen?

Am I eyes or books in

your Library?

Am I a nail or Ring,

if you're a finger?

Am I a kiss or smile

if you're lips?

Am I a poet or painter

if you're the beauty?

Are you the pink or cheeks

if I'm shy?

Are you a finger or sensation

if I'm the touch?

Am I the cradle or Lullaby

if you're a child?

Am I your lap or pillow

if you're the sleep?

Are you the heart or beat of life

if I'm the heart?

Am I the roots or ground

if you're the seed?

Am I hunger or taste

if you're the feast?

Am I the prison or sentence

if you're the prisoner?

Am I Tamil or sounds

if you're Language?

Am I Bharathi or Bharathidasan

if you're modern thought?

Am I your partner or far away

if you're loneliness?

Shall I talk or think if you're

going to be my partner?

Shall I stand here or go away

when you turn back?

When you go away shall I

call you or cry?

Am I right or wrong

if you're Love?

In your Right hand there are

10 fingers

10 fingers

In your left hand you've

10 fingers

...10 fingers!

As far away clouds

shower rain

...We burn ourselves in fire

in the cool rain drops

Don't fall flat on her feet!

I never expected that all of you

will come

But, you'll come here definitely

I was saying we too never

expected

Yes! He loves his sister very much

He literally brought her up in his hands

without letting her feet touch ground

Yes!

He has plenty of dreams for

that sister

How can he allow such a sister go alone

in broad day light in this city?

...l'll scratch myself

When she was a child

without wearing... - Shut up

He's a dialogue writer for Serials

once he starts he'll never stop

...Thinks himself to be the

great Sindbad

How can I be a Sindbad?

Greetings - Greetings

She's Asha!

Keep it by all means! I never

objected to it isn't it?

Auspicious thread is ready

shall we go & see it?

Certainly!

If you come near, I'll

shred you

Great saviour

How is it?

Fine

There's a difference between the

Auspicious thread and other jewellary

Do you know it?

- What's it?

Rings & other jewellary can be

worn and selected

But Auspicious thread can't

be selected like that

Look he has made a

great new point!

With this just one point, watch out

I'll create sensation for 10 Episodes

Watch there! - Where?

How's it?

Do you know why do woman

wear earrings?

I don't know!

Look, you're getting a new point

after new point

Yes!

I'll catch all these points and

I'll start a mega serial "UNCLE"

...l'll give everyone a run for

their money! Watch out

Do you know it?

I too don't know

that's why I asked you

Uncle!

Shut up, Man

Is it nice?

When Gold joins Diamond

it'll definitely be good

Sir has given his assent isn't it?

Buy it madam

...Just Rs 1 lakh only

Rs 1 lakh!?!

It's original Diamond ring!

Sir, please buy it for her

Sir what do you do?

I'm going to be a

Police Inspector

What's there to think? Won't you

earn it in a month's bribe?

Hey! Watch out your words

I'm not that sort of a guy

...I know about police men

What do you know about policemen?

- wait... wait, don't fight!

...I'll remove it

...l'm not able to remove it

What happened?

You show me, I'll remove it

Got stuck up nicely, he's going to

shell out all money for that ring

Today he's a rich man!

- Tomorrow he'll be a begger

Unable to remove it

Sometimes it'll happen like this

for which we have a way to remove it

Are you going to cut the

ring & remove it

...No... finger

No need for it

I'll remove it & give it!

Kulfi has melted down

...We have a doubt!

What?

You took a knife to cut a finger

for a stuck up ring?

Suppose if I buy a golden loin

thread and put it him

And if it gets stuck up

on him

How will you cut & remove it?

I've a way for that also

- What's it?

Look here

...Long sickle!

Is he a jeweller or a killer?

That's what! People are coming

thinking no making and no wastage

When life is itself in danger

Vanish from here

Brother! - What?

It seems he doesn't know

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