Dhoom Page #2

What? Come again

Slap me

He's mad!

Doesn't know who he's taking on

I'll save him after the first few

Stay right here

Want to take on Mad Anwar?

If you're not a bastard son.

You'll wait.

I'll kill you... right now Run

What?

Run

Run

You're in Shetty's gang?

- Who...?

Or Manchekar? Rodrick's? Billu?

Which gang do you work for?

- Copper gang

Cop... you? Shrunk him in one swipe

...no such spunk in cops

Ever faced off cops?

Spent my life making ass of cops

Whatever you want to make,

never make a cop

One quirk. How you got this

interest in bikes?

Come clean, yes?

Any idea on bank-loot?

No! Too scared of the police

Cops? Can never catch up.

Never fear so long as

Ali rides even a bicycle

Is it! Some faith in yourself

I trust a cop not to catch a thief

when he knows a thief.

Stupid

These policemen are so stupid...

so damn stupid

Go right in

- They're fun.

Once I conned this one

...shined him bright

That was one solid wallop,

I'll give you that

Pull over

What's this joint?

My office

You're police?

No. Hitter

Scribble

- What?

How long you've been stealing,

dens, hideaways, accomplices, etc.,

come on

Right from start

I had doubts about you.

I save you and you give me

a back-kick?

We're both short of time

Admit your guilt

I'll try a plea bargain

Hey sahib... wrong rhyme.

I'm no thief

Look, I'm being even with you.

Just tell me what you're planning

Who are the others in your gang?

Only Chhotu, Munna and Vinod

Vinod is green,

can't even ride a bike,

how can I pull off a heist?

Look you can't harass me

Not like this...

why is he taking off his specs?

Stop him, no illegal act

Stop chatting the phone.

- Ali...

Look I'm losing my mind Your plans

Next robbery. When?

No idea, sahib

Next heist

- Happened

Next robbery...

- Just happened

What?

A robbery. A while ago. In Andheri

Taking the highway

Welcome to Pizza Place

What will you have?

Good evening sir

Any leads Jai? Any clues?

Camera locations, police positions,

our reaction times,

they knew everything

They left no clues

They're professionals

Jai, what's happening?

This is too much

Getting away with daylight robbery

...it's a slur on us

Sir, I think we're going wrong.

- How?

All along we were thinking

like policemen.

Now... we got to think like thieves.

If they're sharp,

we got to get sharper

They use bikes for getaways

We use bikes to get them

But our riders are on it.

Not our men

Someone else.

- Who?

Jai hit you?

- Who else?

And I tell you this,

please don't mind.

For what law-abiding

policeman he is...

he's really a hood

Such a terrible grinding.

- Don't be afraid

I'll give him a hollering.

Let him come

I'm not staying on.

He'll put me through the grind again

If he lets go, I lose face value.

I'm quitting

My home is no jailhouse.

He'll face me if he touches you

Meanwhile, carrot souffle. Excuse me

I knew I'd find you here

Just returning the box. Bye.

Come. Where're you going?

Carrot souffle before you leave?

What's coming over you?

Not another con?

Who is it?

Shall I tell Sweety that you

fence stolen bikes?

She despises thieves.

If she knows, no more carrot,

only stick

No entry for you in here

- Who's there?

Jai...

big brother

Jai, what's this I hear?

You hit Ali?

I... can I hit anybody?

I hit you?

- No

I fell off the bike

Why would I hit this poor guy?

He didn't get what I was getting at

I took him to the police station

because he's working for me

Yes, I was telling him

how he can help us

For that I took him to the

police station

But poor guy got me all wrong

How wonderful Ali,

you're scared for nothing

Great Jai

See Ali? Jai isn't all that ugly

he'll take good care of you

Darling, let's go inside

Good care of me...

sums all my fears

Working for you? Doing what?

I'm doing nothing

You guys work life's dangers.

I'm not into it

For you

Sweety gets to see it; then others

Getting at what, big brother?

For a minimum of 3 years...

your boys get to manage your garage.

Why are you after me?

Don't peel the specs.

You're fine how you are

Tomorrow you're on the job, correct?

6 am sharp

Six am...?

Morning prayers?

I'll give you a rosary.

And I'll take off my specs, go

Photo...?

- Glasses?

Say bye to Sweety.

- Out

There he is!

So that's your surprise?

Grand car, no?

Get in and you're getting looks.

- Not him, the car

Price? Never mind.

Only takes... a couple of jobs

Yes Kabir? Nice?

3000 cc Zero to hundred

In ten seconds

You should buy a car... like this

Careful

Good brakes too

Stops in 5 seconds

This is scary

Jump

- What?

Jump

What have you done?

Are you mad?

Brand new car

You're very lucky Rahul.

You could've been in that car

- What?

It's no waiter's car

We bandits got to vanish like smoke

The day cops get wind, it's all over

No one bends my rules

Not even I

Colour

Oh Daddy I got a trio

Thank you Mummy

I got some luck, no?

One more, one more

We're raising stakes now.

Per head... 500

Quick

If hotshot Robin Hood finds out

he'll grill me. He puts me off

Tenner?

Big brother

- For Band Aid

Next heist is here. This area

How can you be so sure Jai?

There's a pattern

November 20, Borivali

November 26, Kandivali

November 30, Malad

December 5, Andheri

December 8, Vile Parle

In each of the five heists

the robbers and their bikes

vanished without a trace

All in a trice. But how?

Five incidents... one common factor

Western Express Highway

Always...

within a 2 or 3 minute drive

from the highway.

So I think, the next target... is here

Any intelligence?

On identities or

allegiances to gangs?

This gang works for themselves.

No past record or history

In this city... they can be

anyone, anywhere

They can only be caught in the act.

Because after the hits...

how they masquerade

we shall never know

How to know when next?

Soon enough, sir.

Five hits in 20 days

They're rewing up for a finale

before they go extinct

I think that's their plan

But this time,

we'll be staking it out

Shekhar come in

Shekhar here sir

Shekhar, cover my position. Copy?

Copy that sir

You're here, I know it

Show yourself once

Flower wallah Make me a nice

bouquet for 10 bucks.

A whole bouquet for a tenner?

Okay, for whom? - Now you're asking

For my wife to-be.

I got to be a family wallah

No joking on duty. If the boss gets

to see, we'll have a problem

Who's scared of your boss?

Mind your business. Sell me a bouquet

Make do with this rose.

- One rose for 10?

Just...

Shekhar, you take a break.

Get back at six tomorrow

- Okay sir

Me too

Home. Sweety has cooked chicken

Until we've caught them

you aren't going anywhere, got it?

We stay rooted even if

they don't turn up for a week?

You are too busy?

Want to inaugurate a jail?

But Sweety's chicken...

Never heard of contact lenses?

I'll eat on time

Okay. Bye

Sweety, I'm working

Okay

Yes I love you too. Bye

What?

Go on

First, promise

- What?

Not to hit me

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