Diana Page #2

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My colleagues might disagree...

But I believe for instance that

Maria Carlos died of a broken heart.

You don't like my food.

No.

No, it's lovely.

You're obviously very good.

Come on.

What kind of food

do you really like?

You couldn't make me

a hamburger, could you?

I'm not sure you can

actually make hamburgers.

Oh dear.

I could send out for one.

Very good.

Yes, I can see.

Do you mind?

No.

I bet you give your

patients lectures about that.

- About what?

- Smoking.

Of course.

But you don't lecture yourself.

I'm not the patient,

I'm the doctor.

You still have to look

after yourself.

Tonight you turned down a

healthy supper for fast food.

You've drunk a fair amount of wine

and now you're smoking.

Is there anymore wine?

Or have we run out?

This is a palace,

we don't run out.

I didn't think

you'd have a television.

Of course, I love telly.

What do you watch?

Everything.

Series and stuff.

My favorite is Casualty.

It was on tonight, so I videod it.

What?

They're defending too deep.

Really?

Come on, push up!

Push up!

See, that's what happens.

You can't give Liverpool that much space

to plan, they'll walk right through you.

Who are the blue ones?

I don't think I should drive home.

Well, the tube is still running.

But if I leave my car here,

it'll be sold for scrap.

I was joking.

I already called for a driver.

The service here

is rather good.

We should really have horsedrawn

carriages at the ready.

The full Windsor experience.

I'm used to horsedrawn carriages.

I were driven to school in them.

- Pakistan?

- Yes.

Freezing cold,

huddled under blankets.

My friends and I, we would breathe the

cold air out and pretend we were smoking.

That's where the bad

habits started.

I don't have any bad habits.

How do I get out?

The paratroopers are waiting

for you outside.

They drag you to the tower of London.

Where the Prince of Wales will

personally interrogate you.

With his favorite set up of

medieval torturing lines.

Yes.

Yes, I was going to ask

about him.

Don't you read the papers?

Not those bits, sorry.

I'm glad somebody doesn't.

Charles and I

live separate lives.

So it's alright me coming here?

More than alright.

I'll call you soon,

if you like.

Yes.

Yes, I would like that.

Good night.

Good night.

Wonderful cooking.

There's no one theme

called jazz, right?

So when he says he likes jazz...

That's like saying,

I like food.

People who like different kinds

of jazz come to blows.

It's very weird,

from an intense young man.

He's so young.

Right, so.

Choose something, anything.

Good, yeah.

Stick it on.

You have to sit and listen.

You can't chatter through it,

they're very hard on that.

Sit.

Sit and listen.

Diana.

Surprise.

What are you doing here?

I couldn't sleep.

I thought I'd come to see

if I could help.

It's wonderful to see you, but

I don't think that's a good idea.

Right.

So bugger off, basically.

In the nicest possible way.

That's alright,

I'm good at that.

Had a lot of practice.

It's been mad in here.

I was actually going

to call you tomorrow.

Stop it.

Diana, just...

You can't do this to me.

Just one more, seriously.

I know you.

News of the World.

You've got a good memory.

Yes, I remember the ones

I don't like.

And I don't do them many favors.

Clive, I'll call you back.

Clive, it's Diana.

This is out of order.

I come here to visit the

terminally ill...

People who need to someone

to sit with them through the night.

Yes, and I'm allow to do this

in privacy.

No there isn't going

to be a divorce.

Will you please

follow the rules?

Good.

It's official, no more pictures.

Good night.

Sh*t.

I do a job that requires me

to be very focus.

It's not going to be possible

for you and I to go out together.

To a restaurant anywhere, there would be

millions of people swarming all over us.

That maybe your life,

but it can't be mine.

That's pretty clear, then.

I'm sorry,

I think you're wonderful.

If there was a way.

I'd take it.

Yes?

Do I know you?

I'm the girl you're

gonna ask on a date.

Beautiful.

Gorgeous.

You should have been

here last week.

Somebody should have been here

last week.

We had bouncers on the door

throwing people in.

The boy turned up with 25 people,

We offered him a partnership.

Is the f***ing mike on?

Thank you, madam.

It's always nice to meet someone who's been

allowed out of the dark for the first time.

But, now I'm delighted to introduce

a young act...

That's been making a big impression

on the London scene.

The Dwayne Johnson Quartet.

Hello?

Where are you?

Don't apologize.

Saving lives is a bit

more important.

You know how to show a girl

a good time.

Listen, Hasnat.

I'd love to do that, but...

The next few days are going to

be a little bit tricky.

No, I cant...

Just, watch your TV.

Thank you, sir.

Cheers.

Yes, I did inflict upon myself.

I didn't like myself.

I was ashamed that I couldn't

cope with the pressures.

What did you actually do?

I just hurt my arms

and my legs.

Do you think Mrs Parker Bowles was a

factor in the break down of your marriage?

Well, there were 3 of us

in this marriage.

So it's a bit crowded.

What evidence that you have that...

Their relationship

is continuing?

Although you were married?

By the change in behavioral

pattern in my husband...

For all sort of reasons that

a woman's instinct produces.

You just know.

Do you think

you will ever be queen?

I'd like to be queen of

people's hearts.

In people's hearts.

And I don't see myself as

being queen of this country.

I don't think many people

want me to be queen.

Because they've decided that...

I'm a non starter.

Why do you think

they've decided that?

Because I do things differently.

Cause I don't go by rule book.

Cause I lead from the heart...

Not the head, and all be it, that's

what got me into trouble in my work.

I understand that, but...

Someone's gotta go out there

and love people and show it.

I sit here with hope

cause there's a future I heard.

A future for my husband,

a future for myself.

And the future for the monarchy.

Your Royal Highness, thank you.

That's not good, right?

I suppose it does.

So, what have we got?

These are the transcripts of the

LBC early morning phone-in.

The women are very strong for you.

The men about 50/50.

Yes, I've analyzed the TV pundets,

and that transcara...

Please.

Good morning, Patrick.

I suggest you show the

tape to a lawyer.

I offered to open up a formal

dialogue, with Buck house.

I begged you to give me

a preview so we could

build some firewall before

the shelling began.

You keep telling me everything's

going to be alright.

But it's not alright,

it's all wrong.

I've been trying to reopen doors

and you've shut them.

Personally, I have been place

in an invidious position.

I have no alternative but

to offer my resignation.

And since I haven't the faintest idea how

to manage this that you have created...

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