Dil Ka Kya Kasoor

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Every human being desires

to have a house of his own.

A place which is like heaven!

Even Rajesh Saxena

has a similar house.

And this house is called

Shanti Nivas. But...

- I will thrash you more!

- Please forgive me!

- Kaka? - Son, you

eat your breakfast.

- But Kaka that man... - I will

hit you more. - Please don't!

- I will not spare you! - Save me!

- Nobody will save you.

He is being paid for his deeds,

you eat your breakfast.

He will die, you go

and pacify Shalu.

- Please forgive me!

- Nobody will forgive you!

I cannot pacify her, you

go and do it yourself.

- Who me?

Never! - Help!

- What is the matter?

- I am dead!

You aren't dead yet! You have

burnt my blouse, I will kill you!

- Help me!

- Stop it, Shalu!

- What do you mean? Look, he burnt

my blouse. - We'll get a new one.

- Yes, get a new one. - Who will

get it? - Master will get it!

- But you ruined this one!

- I can use it for dusting.

Stop it! I told you

we will get a new one.

- Where will I get one better than

this'? - On footpath, for 'I O rupees!

You stupid fool! lnspite of being

beaten up, you talk so much?

- Come on, get lost!

- See his atrocity, brother.

- Now forget your anger! - I will

get more blouses for my dear sister!

- But brother... - Don't say

further, eat your breakfast now.

- I am not hungry. - How can you go

to college without eating anything?

- Atleast drink milk.

- For your brother's sake.

Okay, but only milk.

Now eat one toast, you listen

to him but not to me!

- Hurry up! - This is

emotional blackmail.

Hurry up, you are getting

late for college.

- What time is the show? - 12.30 p.m.

- It means we will have to bunk.

Its the last day of the film,

we can attend the college later.

- What is the time'? - 'I O o'clock.

- Oh God, we are dead now!

- Why, what happened? - Don't you

know what happens here at 'IO o'clock.

Oh yes, it is the time for

the witch's arrival!

Are you deaf?

- Can't you hear? - I can

hear as well as see, madam.

I think your eyesight is weak.

Now can you see properly?

If you wear such dark

glasses, how can you see?

- Peace! See the way

he is ordering me?

- He... - Yes. What will you do?

- Arun, please calm down.

- You can drive now.

- Only if he moves from front!

What if he gets hit and dies?

- I will set you right!

- Alright, do it!

- What she did was not right.

- She actually intended killing you.

- She cannot harm me. - If I was in

your place, I would have whacked her.

What nonsense! You have been

bashed up by Shalu many times.

- Have you ever whacked her back?

- I don't raise my hands on women!

- And he was giving me sermons

now! - I was just kidding!

The bell has rung, lets go!

- Are you very fond of drawing?

- No, drawing is not my subject.

I did not ask you whether

drawing was your subject or not.

All I want to know is what have

you tried to draw on the board?

Whoever has tried it out,

has made a good attempt.

You play such a dirty trick and

to top it you mock at me?

There is a limit to everything and

everyone should know to abide to it.

And it would be nice if you

also be within your limits.

- The same applies to you or else

I will... - Don't threaten me.

Because your empty threats

will not work on me.

I haven't made this picture nor do I

have the time for such useless things!

There is one problem but

I will solve it myself.

What is the matter?

- The principal has

called you. - Okay, sir.

Now the fun begins!

Can I come in, sir?

- There is a complaint against

you. - Against me?

- Shalini has complained. - Sir, she

has no other work besides that.

I wonder why she always

picks up a fight with me.

- But she says the same about you.

- She is lying! I stay away from her.

Arun, it would be better

if you avoid these fights.

- Okay, sir. - Anyway, I called

you because, like always...

...you will represent our college

in the inter college competition.

I hope that like always, this time

too, you will get the first prize.

And the first prize

goes to Miss Seema.

I request her to step on the

stage and receive her prize.

- Please come.

- This is your prize.

- Very good! - Brother! - Can I know

why is this prize been given?

- Hey, where are you going? - Son,

this was just the rehearsal.

- And very soon, she will even get a

real award. - That too a gold cup!

- And madam will have milk in it.

- You always speak rubbish!

Those cups are not meant for milk,

it is meant for decoration.

Don't keep it in the kitchen, if it

is lost you'll say I have stolen it.

Whatever I say, I only

get to hear this!

- Don't go and sleep again.

- Why is the function taking place?

Don't you know, Shalu has started

writing very good songs.

- Really? - And she has

another name also...

...what is it called? - Pen name.

- Yes, that is it!

That's nice! I am glad that

we have a poet in our family.

Someone thought of scent of the

flowers and the rippling of the streams.

Or else nobody in this family could

think beyond sand, cement and iron!

Now we will tell Uncle Verma

and publish your songs.

But only on the condition that

you will sing for me first.

- No. - Why are you ashamed of your

brother? Come on, sing for him.

- Come on, sing. - Okay, only

if you will shut your eyes.

- Do it! - Alright, I will

close my eyes. Now sing.

It is a mistake to confess

your love, not to fall in love.

Very good! But is this

the way to recite poetry?

- You make me nervous.

- I make you nervous?

And what if you have to

recite poetry in a gathering?

- I'll recite it very

nicely there. - How?

It is a mistake to confess

your love, not to fall in love.

You may be rich,

but at least tell me.

ls it my fault that I am poor?

- Excellent!

- Very good!

What is this, my friend?

I am tired of hearing this poetry

of yours since the past two hours.

And then this

applause! Good!

The poetry is excellent.

It deserves to be applauded.

My jaw is aching with

all this applauding!

Why don't you do one thing?

Go to meet Miss Seema.

Tell her that you are

her biggest fan on earth.

You keep reciting,

I'll keep applauding.

- Don't worry, I'll do

that someday too. - When?

When I die of listening to

her poetry and your applause?

I'll get to meet

her before you die.

Okay, now go to sleep.

Hey, mad woman!

Help! Someone

please help me!

My car has met with an accident.

Someone please help me!

- Help! - Nothing has happened

to you. Now come out.

What do you mean, nothing? This

happened because of your screams.

Now what are you'll waiting

for? Come and help me.

We help only those

who deserve it.

- And you keep fighting

with him. - So what?

- But how will I go to college now?

- By taxi, or go walking.

You mean fellow!

Can't you even help a girl?

- Hey, what happened?

- Accident. - But how?

- All this happened because

of that idiot. - Who?

That Mr. Great of yours.

- Who, Arun?

- Who else?

- But how was he responsible for

the accident? - He's jinxed.

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