Dirt Page #4
- Year:
- 2008
- 82 min
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Lucy sits with her brother, LEO. He’s in his 30s, bi,
working the whole urban neo-Mr. Clean look; worked bod,
shaved head, earrings in both ears, neck tat.
LEO:
I don’t understand...you blacked
out and woke up with some stallion
in your bed?
LUCY:
Yeah. Naked. Both of us.
LEO:
LUCY:
Don’t be an a**hole, Leo.
I...screwed this guy or something,
and I don’t remember.
LEO:
How many drinks did you have?
20.
LUCY:
You know me...drinking and bars
don’t really mix. I had one
martini.
LEO:
You don’t remember anything?
LUCY:
I guess I remember him sitting next
to me...then nothing. Is there
LEO:
Nothing?
LUCY:
Nothing. Until I woke up.
LEO:
Sis. You got roofied.
LUCY:
What?
LEO:
Rocker boy roofied you.
It dawns on Lucy...of course.
LUCY:
Son of a b*tch. Sonofabitch!
OFF LUCY, we TRACK a few tables down, where Holt sits with
his manager, CHERYL STEEN, short and cute with a huge rack
and an even bigger crush on Holt.
CHERYL:
Baby...baby...I’m so sorry.
HOLT:
I mean...what the-
CHERYL:
I know sweetie...they suck.
They’re idiots. If you could get a
little press, or even like, do Will
& Grace or something...
HOLT:
I’m not doing f***in’ Will & Grace.
exactly?
21.
CHERYL:
I couldn’t get him on the phone.
JJ went on this whole rant about
how you’re not “bankable” or “hot”
or whatever-
HOLT:
Awright, awright...I get it.
Holt stares into his grilled vegetable salad. Looks up tosee LUCY staring at him. She smiles and waves. He waves
back.
LUCY:
Oh Christ, here she comes.
LEO:
Look at her, like she could eat us
both.
An older woman, DOROTHY SPILLER, wild-eyed but very put-
together, heads toward them, pissed off, a Belizean NURSE on
her arm.
LUCY:
Hi, mom.
DOROTHY:
Batida tried to poison me this
morning.
Batida, the nurse, rolls her eyes. These two loathe each
other.
LEO:
And yet, here you stand.
DOROTHY:
Tried to give me a mango.
(to Batida, furious)
What’s wrong with you?
BATIDA:
What’s wrong is you’re still alive.
LUCY:
I’m sure she didn’t know about your
allergy.
DOROTHY:
My tongue puffs up like a blowfish.
22.
LUCY:
Well, looks like you made it. Do
you want your Cobb Salad?
DOROTHY:
Yes, I want my Cobb Salad...my mind
is like an old sponge and even I
know I always have the Cobb Salad.
Leo nods to a waiter...the Cobb Salad.
DOROTHY (CONT’D)
Did you read Maureen Dowd this
morning in the Times? Made a real
case for Syria.
Leo glances at Lucy...here we go.
DOROTHY (CONT’D)
Now there’s a journalist.
Lucy grits her teeth.
LUCY:
Yeah, she’s great.
DOROTHY:
She didn’t squander her journalism
degree.
LUCY:
(for the millionth time)
Not like some people.
DOROTHY:
Well, as long as you’re
happy...maybe if you had a
family...
LUCY:
Then I could pass this glorious
mother/daughter legacy on to her.
DOROTHY:
Well...more likely you than Mr.
Clean here...out homo-ing every
night...
LEO:
I’m bi, mom-
DOROTHY:
Ahh!! Don’t say it! God!
LUCY:
Hey, Dorothy. That’s your son.
23.
DOROTHY:
Bi...what is that? Faggotry forcowards.
LUCY:
Hey mom, let’s get back on what a
disappointment I am...I feel that
one’s really got legs.
Leo looks at her with gratitude, but still says:
LEO:
I can take care of myself, Lu.
LUCY:
(smiling)
Actually, no, you can’t.
They share a moment of conspiracy in the misery of their
mother.
The Cobb Salad is deposited in front of Dorothy.
DOROTHY:
What’s this? Where’s my breakfast?
OVER THE IVY:
The giant mass of clouds swirls. Don stares up at it while
INT. TRANSCOMMUNICATION MEDIA CONSOLIDATED
MOVING FAST...Lucy. She may be a mess off the clock, but
Lucy is back in tiger shark mode at the office. Some coworkers
see her and literally flee in the opposite direction.
Some hand her proofs. Some beg favors. Some simply suck up.
ALEXANDER BARROW falls into step next to Lucy. While he is
technically her boss and the publisher of the media group,
she’s the one who runs the day to day and without whom the
thing wouldn’t function.
Barrow wears an absurdly sharp bespoke suit, walks with an
actual swagger, and speaks with a thick Australian accent.
BARROW:
Why’d you have guys on Prince
Tyreese?
LUCY:
(superfuckincool)
He’s the basketball player?
24.
BARROW:
Yes he’s the goddamn basketball
player. He’s the highest paid
spade in the world.
LUCY:
We always have people on him. He’s
got a squeaky clean family man
image and he’s a total slimeball.
That’s what people want us to do.
Barrow looks at her blankly.
LUCY (CONT’D)
Produce slimeballs. We’re either
chronicling the meteoric rise of
some dipshit as they crawl out of
the slime or taking him off the top
of the caviar pile and pitching him
into the sh*t with the rest of us.
That’s what we do, Alex. And I do
it better than anybody else. But I
guess it’s hard to know that when
all you do is take advertisers out
to Lord of the Dance and review our
expense reports. I pad mine, by
the way.
Barrow, somewhat used to her rants, plows ahead.
BARROW:
Did you get anything on Tyreese?
LUCY:
Why? You want an autographed ball?
(shakes her head)
Sonofabitch loses us every time.
BARROW:
You realize that Transcommunication
Media has a 30 percent interest in
the team.
LUCY:
Shame on you, Alex. As journalists
we’re not supposed to cave to
corporate interests.
BARROW:
Is that how you get through the
night? Pretending to be ajournalist?
LUCY:
(caught, glibness gone for
a second)
(MORE)
25.
LUCY (CONT'D)
No.
(recovering)
How do you get through the night?
They round the corner in the art department, where Don stands
at a light table. He uses a loop to make his selects.
Don quickly covers the Prince Tyreese photos he’s working on
and puts some shots from the premiere on top of them.
BARROW:
Don Konkey! The last pap to shoot
on film.
Don flinches, brought out of his reverie in the photos.
DON:
Hi, Mr. Barrow.
He stares at Lucy. They share a moment of quiet conspiracy.
LUCY:
Hi, Don.
DON:
Hi.
Now Don looks down at his feet. Barrow plows ahead.
BARROW:
Really great job on the Holt
McLaren and Julia Myers of it all.
Very nice. You’re a terrific
playmaker...keep it up.
Don doesn’t answer. Just keeps working. Finally Barrow just
starts off. He stops and turns back to Lucy.
BARROW (CONT’D)
You’ll let me know if you turn up
anything on Prince Tyreese.
LUCY:
(cold)
You’re always my first call, Alex.
Barrow exits.
LUCY (CONT’D)
Don?
Don stops his work and looks at Lucy. Looks away.
DON:
Yes.
26.
LUCY:
See if you can get any dirt on the
lead singer of a band called
Student Driver. His name is Kai...
something.
DON:
‘Kay.
INT. JULIA MEYER’S BIG HOLLYWOOD HILLS HOUSE -- DAY
Holt sits in front of Julia’s massive plasma screen watching
TV.
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