Dirty Mary Crazy Larry

But i never

had the time

time

i always thought

that we were friends

time

but you slipped

right through my hands

but i never had

the time.

Hey, ace.

Speed's expensive. How

fast do you want to go?

Any town's a nice little

town when you nail a broad.

Starting to get

nervous, huh?

There she is.

- Yeah, i know what you mean.

- I figured you would.

I promised you after word

from sonny's drive-in.

Go ahead.

Back it off.

Hey! A**hole!

I was washing my hair.

Hello?

- Yeah?

- Everything under control?

It's been delivered

and it's just waiting.

Okay, i'll see

you real soon.

Call him.

I said, call him.

- Yeah- would you like me to

get that? - No. Do you know her?

Oh god, please answer.

Please.

If you don't give

him the money.

Let me talk to him.

I changed my mind.

Morning, mr. Stanton.

It was supposed

to be open.

It's a local call.

Whoever it is, get rid of

'em like i told you before.

- Hello?

- Is the man of the house there?

Yeah, that's right

- you can't let him do this. Please.

- No.

It'll be all right now,

honey. It'll be all right.

Terrific.

I even brought

my own bag.

Try not to squash

the tomatoes.

And you cease to be a family

man right then and there.

Hi, a**hole.

What did you do

with the keys?

She ought to be

paid like one, right?

If you don't give me those

keys, i'm going to pop you.

Oh!

That's right, lady.

Now, let's have the keys.

Okay. Relax.

Those were the keys

to my grandfather's pickup.

You just holler.

Did you see that crazy son of a b*tch?

- You won't yell?

You promise? - Uh-huh.

I'm trusting you now

no. Would you go back

to your office now?

Mr. Stanton?

You better check with the

stewardess in tourist section.

Get in.

As full of sh*t

as that, huh?

Honest, i was spouting off

to a dial tone.

You are a neighbor

and, uh...

did i get a wrong-

after an incoming call.

- Yeah.

- Far out!

Had to pick up

a flag, didn't you?

- What?

- I don't know, i thought maybe you'd know.

Souped?

Let's go.

I'm glad!

Your friend's

a real dazzler.

D-a-z-z-l-e-r.

Okay, hang on.

You know what it means when somebody

like me gets off to a bad start?

Not a god-damn thing.

You've been holding those cars over my

head a year and i'm getting tired of it.

It's got nothing to do with you

or you getting your new patrol cars.

Kiss my ass.

That's not nice.

Sheriff's department,

please, right away.

I'd like to get out

and look at the car.

Oh, just beautiful.

Yeah. Thanks.

Come on. Let's get

this turkey under-cover.

- Yes, sir.

- "Yes, sir. Yes, sir."

Haul ass to mccullough!

Now, that was cute.

That was real cute.

Headquarters

to cars 2 and 12.

This is a hell of a time

for a pit stop.

- Deke, you going to be a while?

- Yeah.

Great.

Of how little

i was getting.

That is totally true.

Unload.

Kiss off.

- Goodbye!

- Hello.

Deke, what are you trying to

do, establish squatter's rights?

And you underneath

with me.

Terrific.

- Hey!

- What?

Maybe i don't want

to say goodbye.

But i'm having trouble

trying to win enough money

to build some real speed.

And now l-

i've got-

i need you...

to help us

with the car.

You got it.

And see if you get the words

"son of a b*tch" in print.

Hey, start moving

the wheel!

Just a second.

Well, pay attention.

I'll pay attention.

- She got bored.

- Oh, great.

Turn it to the left!

- Is it coming?

- Yeah, work it some more!

To the right!

Are you stupid?!

Larry?

Larry!

Uh...

yes, sir.

Why?

G.

'Cause we're stoppin

say hi. Tell 'em how you went

to europe with jamie richardson.

- Mister, she's gonna talk.

- So what?

Check the map

for that second turn.

- Where'd you put it?

- Under the seat.

Have you gone crazy?

It's not here.

That's what

i'm going to break.

- Hi.

- Hi. Hand it over.

Oh, sure.

Why not?

- Then you-

- get in.

Car 10 in hot pursuit.

What, are you worried

you can't outdrive him?

Don't mean a thing.

She always overheats.

Come on, baby!

God damn it, let's go.

I ain't blowing

nothin', partner.

Whoo!

Tappets.

Contact that helicopter. Tell them

to meet me at beacon's corner.

Yeah, well we're going

to get right back on it.

Headquarters calling

captain franklin.

Give me that thing. Franklin,

this is donahue. Come in, please.

Donahue:
Everett, i want you

to get back to headquarters now.

Everett, aren't you taking this

pursuit a little bit personal?

What's that

supposed to mean?

That's all you got in your brain is

having the biggest troop in this state.

I want you

to catch 'em.

- Hey, carl?

- What?

Kiss my ass!

I was given orders to hit it

and get it, and i follow orders.

Let's go.

There she is.

Then we'll get the tools.

Come on.

- I said i'll be back in a minute.

- Oh.

I'll take it.

Why don't you watch out

what you're doing?

Mm-hmm.

What's the matter, mary? Ain't

we good enough for you anymore?

Same old technique.

Whew!

Look what i got you.

Hey, there's a blue chevy.

Hey, i think

we should go.

Car 20 to headquarters.

- Which way are they headed?

- Fryman road area, south.

Notify all of the cars to

make a sweep in that area.

Uh, i might not be able

to hear them pipes.

Did anybody see

a license number?

Hey, had a black

racing stripe.

Mmm!

Larry:
Well, well, well. Hi, guys.

They're about four miles

south of miner road.

Oh, sh*t.

Officer:

Son of a-

now, what did

that billboard say?

That means he's gonna

set up roadblocks.

Where are you?

All right.

Listen to this.

Unlimited.

The roadblock at old 99

junction is now set up, sir.

Hey, what do you know?

A landing spot.

Aphrodisiac, huh?

With you around?

Hey, that's $1.85.

Computer.

Sh*t.

Lots of green between

those balls, you know?

This table's

kind of screwy, too.

When deke shoots pool, he's so loaded,

he usuall y can't see the table.

Hey now, bunky, that ain't an

excuse to go on a binge, you know.

Ain't no drunk costin

g me another race.

You walk now, mister, and

we'll hang it up for good.

I think maybe

we ought to go.

No sign of them

yet, sir. Over.

18 minutes since

your call. Over.

Maybe that clown

got us wired.

Give me a piece of paper

and a pencil.

- Little miss mary's gonna do us a favor.

- Why should i?

Well, because

i'm asking you to.

Okay.

What is it?

Let's gas up

and get out of here.

Over and out.

Ooh-whee!

Hey, hold it!

Swing off and pass.

- Bunky! Hey, bunky,

cheer up!

All right, get me

to that walnut grove.

- What you slow down for?!

- He wants to play.

I think someone's

knocking on the door.

I hope he's

a good sailor.

Give me that mic.

If you really get it on,

you may be able to cover 15.

Listen to him.

It's just a matter of when.

Now, get off that line.

We haven't got

any fuel left.

You probably did.

Let's go fix up

the front end.

Hey, wait a minute.

Fix up the front end?

Yeah.

I got a way. Maybe you

can save yourself, mary.

Don't you do that

again, ever.

If she has any sense about

her, i won't need to.

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