Dirty Old Wedge Page #4
- There's a famous story
of the Wedge of these women
that went down below the
burm line on a big swell
and the lifeguard didn't
get down and talk to them
early enough.
They just were down playing
and thinking that the water
was gonna wash up and get their
ankles wet
like any normal beach.
And the Wedge is not a normal
beach
and they don't know the danger
they're in.
And the waves swept up and
took 'em off their feet
and they were gone.
They just disappeared.
- [Voiceover] The other one
may get stuck, she's rolling.
Look at that, look out, look
out.
You're gonna get hammered again.
Look.
(women screaming)
Oh jeez, get the lifeguard.
- [Voiceover] Better get going.
- [Voiceover] Holy hell.
Oh sh*t.
Getting sucked out.
JT, how is she?
- She was--
- [Voiceover] Is she okay?
- You know how hard it was to
get her--
- [Voiceover] JT, lifesaver.
That ones okay, we hope.
Her mom or whatever having a
tough time.
- [Voiceover] What makes
the Wedge so dangerous?
- It's just the angle of the
beach
and the way it throws out.
It's a steeper break and it
breaks into very shallow water.
Just down from the peak
break it can break into
absolutely no water at all.
And if you don't know what
you're doing,
or even if you do know what
you're doing,
sometimes you fall, free
fall, and hit the bottom.
(dramatic music)
- [Voiceover] They generally
wear fins
so they can get enough speed
to make it down the face
before they would get thrown.
And that's why we generally try
to keep
the inexperienced public out of
the water
to save them from possibly
life threatening injuries.
- I've had broken collar bones.
Thank God, I haven't had a
broken neck.
There's plenty of that out here.
- I dropped in on about a four
foot wave
and it sucked up and I was at
the top
and I went straight down and
hit my head on the bottom
and broke my neck.
- You have to be a little bit
crazy though
to get out there when it's like
this.
- Absolutely.
- And that Pacific storm is
having an impact right here
churning up high surf and
monster waves
along the southland coast.
- My relationship with the Wedge
was, it was almost kind
of like bi-polar almost.
Like, one of those things
where there was such a rush
and high and stoke but
there was such a fear
of death from it.
Like, seriously, like, it was
just so like one or the other
and it was zero in between.
And so, living right there
and hearing the big surf
all the time, I'd be so pumped
but at the same time I would be
like,
is tomorrow the day I die,
you know, is the day I drown?
- If there's a big south
swell in California,
guaranteed Wedge is gonna
be the big spot, you know.
And, it's the nature of
the beast of the Wedge
that shits gonna go down
on a big, heavy day.
- Big days at Wedge, there's
so much that goes along
with that.
You know, not being able
to sleep the night before
and thinking about what you're
going to do
and where you're gonna put
yourself.
- [Voiceover] I would just be so
nervous
that I would almost puke.
I'd almost puke in the night
before.
I'd almost puke in the morning.
- Like, on a big day, to not be
afraid
or have a little bit of fear,
or actually really loony.
- You want to survive,
you don't want to die
so you're thinking about that.
And you want to perform and
so you're thinking about that.
But excited, you know,
excited, you can't wait.
Cause you want it, you want it
also
but you wanna do it right.
- Riding a big wave at
the Wedge body surfing
is the best thing you can do in
the water.
It's like jumping off of
a cliff and landing it.
And what's big, big, what you
usually see
is the top of roofs.
- I've heard that when
the waves get really big
you can actually go over a
set and see over the houses
into the bay, over the bay.
Which I thought was bullshit.
And, a swell came through it was
(mumbles)
and sure enough, I went
over a set and I could see
over the houses into the back
bay
and I was like, you gotta be
kidding me.
- You're like, here we go.
Your feet go over your head
and your flaying, you're like,
am I gonna stay on the face
or am I flying?
And, you do everything
you can to navigate it
but there's nothing else
going through your brain
other than get me down the face
and I better stick my turn at
the bottom.
And when you do, you come up,
and you watch the guys pulling
the barrel,
it's just all smiles.
(people shouting and cheering)
(upbeat, rock music)
- The fact that the wave
is so close to the beach,
you know, proximity, you
get that crowd factor.
It wouldn't matter if the
crowd was there or not,
we'd still be doing what we're
doing
but it certainly elevates things
and it just adds to the
circus of the whole place
that it's just electric.
- Those crowds on the beach,
random, eclectic people
from all over the world,
tourists, whatever,
just watching and hoping and
someone was gonna eat crab,
break their neck, die.
Sick as it sounds, people wanted
blood.
- Let's be straight up.
It's a scene.
It's a big, crazy, powerful
wave breaking so close to shore
where it's so spectator
friendly.
- And you got the water
splashing up.
I mean like, water is taking
people out.
It's almost dangerous that
people
are even standing that close.
- I mean, what a special place,
you know.
Every summer it's like the
equivalent
to the Super Bowl of body
surfing.
All these elements come together
and you get a couple lunatics
out there
charging these massive waves.
- The thing that makes
it so unique, the Wedge,
it's a man-made mistake, it was
it is.
But for us, it's a man-made
blessing
because we love it and we go out
there
and have the time of our lives.
And, it keeps us breathing,
pretty much.
The fact that we can go out
there and get our asses kicked
and go back into life
itself and be humbled
and stoked and thrilled.
So, it's a special man-made
wonderment of the world.
(bright, pop music)
(people yelling and cheering)
(machine buzzing)
- [Voiceover] You know,
Wedge had been our happy home
for decades.
Everybody was friends.
Everybody loved it.
And then a little invention came
along.
There's something really
rolling around the USA
The Morey Boogie
Bodyboard is here to stay
Put your body on a boogie
Grab your Morey Boogie
Put your body on boogie
And you should've bought a
boogie
And you'll be surfing today
Boogie
- We were down at the water one
day
and this comes down with us
with these boogie boards,
these little soft little
sponge looking things.
And he says, hi, my name it Tom.
I want you guys to try these
boards out.
They should let you ride the
waves
and get better rides and stuff.
And we kind of looked at him
and go, ah, okay, whatever.
He left a couple of boards down
there
and the next day a pretty
good sized swell came in.
So, we started using the
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