Disaster Movie

Disaster MOVIE

F*** you!

Did the Wolf Gotcha! / i

What?

It is an official mark,

that obtained from my record.

There are many things over which they must pass.

I had to arrangements on the Internet,

I have to do a site of stupidity,

when you register a catchy phrase.

I burst!

Then I'll get another person.

Well, get up,

man, get up!

The opponent, Will!

Yes!

And in another corner, The Wolf!

He got it wrong "wolf"!

"We do not believe I was kidding!"

It was not to discourage you.

Come on, it does not help.

A fool that is my way!

Come on! You want a bit of me?

I am a son of a b*tch in the ring!

Oh, yes!

They are small in any way ...

damn!

Wild.

Amy Winehouse?

Get lost!

Don 't want to mess with a B*tch,

not drunk!

Like the dinosaurs were

destroyed in the Ice Age

You also

become an extinct species.

When? How long do we have?

Damn! Calm down!

You speak too quickly,

I can not hear me, even

think. My head hurts!

Or perhaps the

I had gases.

God, which was good!

O God, I love drinking petrol!

It is excellent for voice exile.

This is my little secret.

How long do we have?

Let's see ...

Wait a minute ...

All right.

Well, let's take a look.

Now, all appear on "Facebook" ...

This typing

The end of the world

will take place on August 29.

God ...

By the bottom jaws!

Badalhoca!

Take note of my words,

man of the mountains ...

....,

Great Hunter!

You can do it with this!

Crystal Skull?

This is ... really no more time,

I do that just for fun.

Cruz credo ...

I knew I should not take all this Viagra.

Amy!

Wake up, honey, I

I had a dream eestranho!

Amy!

Flava--tasty!

I have your baby, a little of

"Flava love!

Get the f*** out, Flava!

Aiiii, Flava--tasty!

What was that?

What? I told you not

we have a serious relationship ...

I know! But ... Flava?

Will ...

I want to go to the next level.

I love you ...

I also like you.

I do not understand. I think if

approaching the end of the world.

This is very interesting for those who

says he has problems with commitments.

Although, Jojo.

Papaste the Jojo?

Goodbye, Will.

Still come to my party of 16?

You have 25 years!

I never had one!

You're invited / i

the super--anniversary

Super--happy birthday 16 years! / i

Amy! You came!

Will! Happy birthday!

Look at me!

Hairy of the girls are wild

Hi, Will, here I am your brother,

Dr. Phil.

Hey, let me show you why my colleagues,

usually call me "Dr.acaricias well."

Hi, honey.

Unsafe!

come back here,

"Breasts--small!"

Hey, Will!

Where is that girl, your fan, Amy?

not to let him escape!

It is a flower of high quality!

a true piece, just like that.

Come back here, you b*tch!

Nice.

IO is done!

....

He sleeps like a baby.

You can put your hands

him in cement.

I've done this before,

I toss the coin.

crown.

fell to the contrary.

certeiro.

Those guys are trying to steal our drinks.

What?

We will get the alcohol, the girls drunk

and finally managed to get cookies!

-- Good idea, "Coolaberry"!

-- Yes, I know.

Like "Coolaberry"!

For to say that!

"Coolaberry "!...

God, you are a fool!

Give me that!

Nobody I can myself

steal my drink!

Give them a tirooo!

Lisa, as I do that?

I have a clean shot.

Shoot a bullet in effect.

What?

You can control the bullet's path as you want.

Do not tell him what fazer. my man!

Get lost, b*tch! You're not gonna want to mess with me!

Game of the Divas (www)

Come on, b*tch!

Take it, b*tch!

Now is your time to get to the bottom!

It's time to teach you ...

manners ...

....

Left foot on yellow!

Calvin ... Calvin!

You gonna turn the bullet's path,

or what?

Hallo!

Yeah, right, you are right.

My work and my patients,

"Bothers me ...

Sorry, Phil.

Crap. I can do that.

Sh*t, Hurry up!

Just bend the bullet!

I know you got the power.

Nice shot, man of ass!

June why do not want abortion

Now is the coaliia

Barney Frank to power?

I can take you from a shoulder

and do it myself.

As Linn Jamie Spears

create their babies,

and it seems comtigo and not

with George Clooney

I just sold the baby

who has more on Ebay.

Call up:
5 euros

Grantor:
Brangelina.

You're a teenager sarcastic

that acts like ...

-- Do you know if the Amy come here, tonight?

-- No, she is your girl!

In fact, done.

She left you?

You got dumped?

-- No.

-- Apamhaste her in bed with another guy?

I saw "The memories of a

Gheiser, I know she goes with everything!

I'm involved with it.

And why, you finished?

I was not working.

Better finish now

than a pledge,

you know? you gotta stop being afraid

Commitments to

I know exactly, how this will end.

I also know that iste my fear, began when,

Dad was left when I was little ..

Look it's there.

Look at the guy who came with her!

It seems to have had trouble

find an underwear model.

Forget it kid,

you will have something to cheer ..

Why trade you a band?

What better way to commemorate their

super--teen party?

Super School's music!

Come on, guys, let's spend,

It's good to see you all.

Rich girl who likes me,

And the priest that if I throw the well.

I remember the feeling of time

when I was in college

I tried.

Amy after it broke my heart,

I found someone,

I think his name was "Caliente."

We will all be friends

forever,

At least that a Disaster,

in destroying the same day.

We will be friends forever

because that would be

a day of sh*t.

After he left,

My heart was broken

so I started to think with your head.

Got a blackboard.

I thought it was my

and the Jonas Brothers, and put everything in a row.

Girl, girl, this is not good,

you have to stop sleeping with everyone.

-- Hey, what?

-- Eiei au!

Two hearts that love really is

Always deserve a great prize!

We will be friends forever

At least that a Disaster,

in destroying the same day.

We will be friends forever

because that would be

a day of sh*t.

JT is here! Justin T.!

You only through a reality ...

You do not trust me ...

All the beautiful women

I ate some beautiful girls

Britney, Cameron, Scarlett, all

They proved my taste.

.....

They had only

a chance ...

-- I Love,

-- Lance Bass.

Lance Bass? And Jessica Simpson!

I'm looking for Jesus

everything is for Jesus.

Damn!

My God, you are not people from meeting

Batista ... Yeah, but asked asked that?

I can not hear ... Let's see ... "They are a'cercar me ."...

What? "A" ...

A ", a write--in," Daah!

Here is a launch!

We will be friends forever

At least that a Disaster,

in destroying the same day.

We will be friends forever

because that would be

a day of sh*t.

What the hell was that?

This is an emergency. / i

This is an emergency. / i

Shut up, Listen!

Something is happening in the city. / i

We are receiving reports that may be a

earthquake or a sh*t like this. / i

Ooo, F*** you!

The seismology is established in

epicentrul of a fashionable neighborhood of / i

whose inhabitants are young

attractive with about 20 years, / i

who are dancing to music of the poor anos'80s / i

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