Disaster Movie Page #2

Synopsis: Will, Lisa, and two of their friends attempt to flee man-made and natural disasters and encounter Batman, Hancock, The Hulk, Indiana Jones, Hannah Montana, Michael Jackson, Beowulf, the Love Guru, Iron Man, rabid chipmunks amongst others in their seemingly vain efforts to seek help and shelter from unknown threats.
Genre: Comedy
Production: Lionsgate
  1 win & 6 nominations.
 
IMDB:
1.9
Metacritic:
15
Rotten Tomatoes:
1%
PG-13
Year:
2008
87 min
$14,174,654
Website
1,149 Views


They shirts Abercrombie & Fitch

and like to drink beer "light. / i

God, we die!

Take a Xanax, Javi!

I acted just like you, a

concert of Iggy em'73.

What?

All right, Moody. Tas surprised?

I have a dim view.

For your general culture,

Battle--groin Galaxy,

Smiling Grape those are not even Cornelius

nemuritorul original Knocktimber.

Deltoidule, I never saw

so pack a bite Thursday

.....

I do not noticing anything DOQU tas saying.

Because the video speak painfully

rights for people of intelligence.

Now is the time to

feed the "bastard".

This is an emergency. / i

Amy!

Are you OK?

Yes

Because you another trade

guy to my apartment?

Why you care?

Because ...

I do not care.

I'm off

Later, b*tch!

You know, Will?

Every time we made love,

I was thinking about another guy.

Me too!

Damn!

Will!

You gotta hear this!

The earthquake caused a leakage of

gas that destroyed the ghetto. / i

I can live without remoros. / i

we are receiving reports that

There are asteroids falling from the sky. / i

Ben? / i

End of the world.

Pinkberry tocme has just been destroyed! / i

Like my dream.

Pinkberry tocme has just been destroyed! / i

It is the Armageddon, the end of the World

I kill, the same me!

My God!

Hanna Montana died!

No!

Goodbye to all my fans!

The party continues!

She is a cabinet of treasures!

Also, ask your parents

for you to buy

Official lacheira "Hanna Montana"

the trap of cheese "Hanna Montana"

and toilet paper "Hanna Montana"!

And Make sure you going to

Hanna Montana concert

This Wednesday,

I spent two days in a row

to get these tickets!

Damn!

You know those pictures too

sensual and provocative, to me?

Were made entirely

without my permission.

But if you look at pictures,

was wearing my new line

sexy lingerie "Hanna Montana"!

It was an opportunity that could not be missed!

God! Hanna Montana

is actually Miley Cyrus

Daah, do not tell me, Sherlock!

I changed only a little voice,

and put a wig.

Even the children

to know the difference!

So twice the gain

money and seeing twice as many products.

Only recalling, my new CD:

"The other legacy of Miley Cyrus."

Will be available in all stores,

and will contain songs of

my father, Billy Ray,

late 1995!

Help us!

There is nobody who can help us?

Fly High With Aspiration

Hancock!

Hancock!

We need help.

Wake up, your drunk of sh*t!

Move your ass b*tch, flies apart

and solve this mess,!

Man of Cuuuuuuuu!

Rays, of course not!

I will rather bazaar, here.

Sorry.

Holy sh*t!

He comes from this side!

What do we do?

Let's get away from here!

Come here! Come on!

And now?

Wait a minute.

I will wait here until

pass the storm.

Hey!

This is our hideout.

Put yourself go!

Right, Carrie?

Hello, darling!

Unless you want to fight.

We do not want problems.

I never back ..

Get some!

As you can see,

I already did.

And then I thought:

can a girl like me in New York,

hit a pregnant teenager?

I wonder ...

Like Dolph Lundgren in Rocky IV,

I have to agree with you.

I am in time to breastfeed.

Muuu!

God!

-- These are your feet?

-- Yes

These are the feet of my son.

Smell it!

And prove it!

Suck my placenta!

Yes!

God! Carrie! Carrie,

my dear, they right?

Come on, ladies, come on

get out of here now!

What the hell is happening?

I do not know.

Wake, and feel the temperature.

I know it is an awkward truth, but

is called "global warming".

No.

It is not global warming!

Amy Winehouse she appeared in a dream

After I fought with a

American gladiator.

I think it has something to do with

the crystal skull ...

Come on! O fool, Winehouse?

Crystal Skull?

You look like a fool.

Remember, is getting late.

Let's spend the night here,

And wait until the storm passes.

Freezing!

We get the clothes.

Why?

Our bodies produce more heat if they are together.

Otherwise, did not survive tonight.

Yes ... yes.

He is right.

I think my water will burst.

Sorry.

I have something to tell you.

Actually, I am not a banker.

-- I am a "JUMP".

-- A what?

Can I travel in space and time.

I hope they stay together forever!

I love you!

Goodbye.

I am Prince Caspian,

I came to save, Narnia!

A little help please ...

Guys?

It is the kind of Star Wars!

What?

Well ... We saw your dream.

Boy got a bad relationship with Amy.

I wonder what could head say

a girl of whom like.

What is fires, sexy,

it has a good job ...

This girl is not for your nose!

Yes, yes it is!

Sure. She has to

lead with your bad breath.

Not to mention

you have an abnormal ass.

Put your shirt.

Ok. You're right, you're right,

I screwed up Amy with.

Should not screen lets go.

Jesus Christ!

This was an earthquake.

OK, there it is:

We have to get out of this damn town.

What do you say?

Why the hell, let me back?

Be calm staff.

The disaster is under control.

The city is safe.

Like I said, still

come on, everything is under control.

I will bug out of here

What was that?

Are you OK?

Are you OK?

-- Will, I am, Amy.

-- Amy! Where are you?

I am at work. Was

was concerned about the artifacts.

You okay?

I'm afraid.

You gonna be OK, I promise. Listen ...

I have something to tell you.

You were right when it said.

I was an idiot.

I love you.

What do you think? I still love her?

A call interrupted

can f a conversation. / I

Tell a b*tch of sh*t!

Man of ass!

Hello, Amy?

Crap!

I have to go back.

What?

Amy is in trouble problems, back then.

I let her go before,

I will not lose it again!

Boy, these crazy!

Is there any type of disaster in the city!

If not, we now bazaar,

we die!

I have to do that.

You continue.

No, You're my brother,

I will comtigo.

Yes I mean, we are already

this together, so ...

.. what's problems

I could could hold out?

I mean, most of which are swollen

Vince Vaughn in "The Break--Up" or

Vince Vaughn in Fred Claus ...

I think only Vince Vaughn in general.

Though.

Lisa, come on!

Malta ...

Although, baby!

I have a bad feeling

in relation to this.

Lisa!

Mataram, the Lisa!

Lisa!

Mataram, the Lisa!

Come on, come on!

Sorry,

for his girlfriend.

"The sense" to

His girl, "kimosabe.

I'm sure you are destroyed

Siegfried Roy became worse after being

attacked by the white Bengal tiger.

Lisa was a beautiful girl.

Lisa!

Where am I?

That charming place!

Everything is so clean and fresh!

Wonderful!

What kind of magical creature are you?

My dear prince,

I apeguei in you.

Honey, you landed on my lap ...

Let me guess.

An evil witch you Bani

in its history.

No, my dear adolescents.

Actually, I am just a beggar,

Nick to live in the sewer.

Nice.

How you got there?

Drugs. Many, many, many, many

charming drugs!

I do not do that.

This is getting dangerous.

Let us bias,

if you want to survive.

-- Okay.

-- Okay.

Goodbye, wait ...

I go with you.

Yes, you!

National Museum of History

is right in the middle. Va--mos walking.

Dreams and fairy tales,

my true love.

talks to squirrels

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