Disaster Movie Page #3

and magic of ... and many things.

Princess, wait, where are you?

And who is this horrible warrior?

I am your new boyfriend, and you who is?

Very funny, Highness,

I am the Prince Eduadrdo.

-- Princess, it is your pimp?

-- Thank God, yes.

But no matter,

I can not have multiple boyfriends.

What to do?

can fight, one against another

who win stay with me.

Tas ready for Step--Up (street dance)?

Wait, as in the first film "Step Up"

where the boys dancing in the street, were challenged

by the academy?

No, I'm thinking "Step Up 2", where

challenged the dancers and street dancers of the academy.

Strangelove in your wave!

To start, here I come!

It was only my sleeve.

Look for this loser!

Must have been something.

Give some space! Get out!

rays, that girl dance!

Probably has a lot of practice,

he is not a common girl.

Look how it spins!

I want to dance.

I am not sure whether,

can go.

--Not sure, there can handle the pressure not!

Strangelove--ready!

I will yes, Bazaar here!

It's all yours, brother.

get away, get away!

Nobody will save us?

We need a hero!

I am the Iron Man!

Wow, that cow until it rains!

Damn, this is very crazy!

Now it makes me furious!

I came away with this!

f***! Another cow?

What was that?

was not cool!

Look at me! Look at my hand!

It is the arm of a lobster!

What it ...

what a guy has to do to,

get out of hell?

I am not nervous.

not gonna like to see me nervous.

There are aspects of my personality,

you can not control.

He did not even hit him with a cow!

We are not going to enter the museum.

I know she is still alive!

Hello, Jojo? / i

Jojo? No, no, I am!

Will, Will, I'm stuck.

A statue fell on egcia

me during the earthquake. / i. / i

Keep yourself calm, Amy, stay calm .. / i

I am full of fear,

with great fear.

Wait, Amy, listen to me ...

Do not panic.

I go there, I promise you!

Amy? Amy!

Malta, I will return to search it!

You can save it, you'll be dead!

Come on! move comes!

Come immediately. Hold on!

Amy? No! No!

-- You can go back!

-- Amy!

I know that I'm crazy pension

But all these disasters have

something to do with the crystal skull.

It seems that it is very PMDD.

PM what?

Much information at once?

Why not just say the word,

Because when you use acronyms?

relax, not LL LL Cool J.

Stop this conversation.

Now, who is hungry?

oh, it is delicious!

That matters.

Bon appetite!

-- You want some?

-- No.

What?

I have to answer the phone.

Oh. .. crap.

Only a little.

You are cool.

I do it forever.

What is it?

Hey, guys ...

is the mother of Lisa.

I have to say le, what happened

her daughter.

Hello Mrs. Heller.

Lisa e. ..!

Lisa is dead!

Of course I am ... LOL!

I met a princess ... Caliente!

She will do whatever I want!

You have to talk to her.

Talk to her!

Hello?

Yes, he's right, I'll do anything.

Actually, if you have 5 euros

I show you.

After I went with someone from

You are very cool!

Should we combine a day--to quit.

We have to go Tuesday with Amy, in

National Museum of History.

-- No. .. no ... I can not see anything!

-- Not me!

Someone is trying to excite me.

Kelvin?

Just do it.

They are so perfect.

Staying full of milk.

What the hell was that?

Wonderful.

What beautiful creatures of the forest.

I'm not happy, even ...

I mean ... I was feeling happy

I do not feel happy ....

-- Boy, I knew them they are bonss.

-- They are cool.

Yes, you are right or not,

Alvin and the Chipmunks?

I think they have rabies.

Where you going, head of Pumpkin?

Alvin (Help me)!

What ... but ... ray?

One, sausage!

I feel ignored. Nobody me

he did not bite my legs.

This is all we got,

baby's mama?

Stay out with the girls

Die!

Oh, God, that tasty!

June!

Forget it, kid, you can not do anything.

She is still alive.

They are eating me, Carter.

I am prepared with eggs Rachel Ray

40 U.S. dollars per day.

You gonna die if you go

there to help her.

Hey, "Best Friends Forever"

which is interest of 411 instead of 911?

It is really annoying.

You're completely TH, not

I am irritating,

but please KI before I forget 187 ...

Cover your ears.

-- In the end.

-- In the end.

It was a wonderful lunch.

Now we will eat you.

... They are all well?

Yes

Honey, knees ...

your knees are bleeding!

Yes, but not because of squirrels.

But I still have a headache.

apply for the head.

Rub it directly on his forehead. / I

-- But ... I just do it!

-- I did apply, its cow!

-- rub it directly on his forehead.

-- The screw. / I

not put it on you, your adoscente b*tch! I said

applies them directly in your maldilta forehead. / i

Okay, okay.

These happy?

Look, the white sh*t! / i

Rub meantime, your daughter's p

p on your forehead. / i

All right? already, I went everywhere.

Forehead, cheeks, nose, eyes, ...

This is fantastic, the headache passed.

But I still have an infection

on the lips.

Anybody want a ...?

-- God ...

-- Let's go to the museum.

Excuse me, sir ...

What's happening? Where will all?

It is a mass evacuation, everyone

should leave the city immediately.

You can not, you will also bazaar, Batman?

Hell, yes! ya, am I?

I do not want to die.

I was not in my plans for today. Not on the agenda,

had other things to do.

The plan was:
wake up,

make breakfast,

work, experiences

scientific, die. I was not!

I was not, right?

Done?

Anyone who stays in the city after the

-- I hate garbage!

-- I have to go to the museum save my girl, Amy.

She is stuck!

Sorry to have to go back to your

girl, but you have 0 opportunities to survive.

I will toss.

Look, the bus evacuation

leaving the city the 21.

The 21? What is this? E. .. 5 to 6 ...

design, is the 9 o'clock in the evening.

It starts at noon and

after 9 hours ... then it is 9,

atunci trebuie sound you urci n

autobuzul sau wing and one of you om mort.

M. .. Dead?

Come on, it is 5:30.

Say again ...

God, I wasted the whole day I ...

was in the Amazon, ecomprando stuff.

Crap! Why? Why do I

Purchases of the Christmas today?

Why I chose this day?

rays, son of a oz.

Okay, time for plan B.

-- I'm Batman.

-- I am a sweet princess!

True story. Had

a woman for some time,

I have been in the top 4 of the

the best lovers.

This is a true story,

and ask me why.

Would you like to see me playing with ... ...

Goodbye.

Come on, come on!

National Museum of History.

Attention to death and destruction. / I

Hands up, boy! It's better this sairres

Mach 5, or I will put you in the eye of a balzio ass!

You know they say that the first

Homicide is always the hardest,

but I found it easy,

actually very fun.

Take this! Come on!

Here you can and no eyes!

How do you like, punk?

I'm just playing with my monkey!

Come on!

Go!

Care!

these shoes glass

I do not help to run ...

Will? Help me.

Amy!

-- You came because of me.

-- I love you, Amy.

I know. I also love you.

Take me this madilta,

pole on my shoulder?

Ok.

Okay, okay, okay.

It crossed the two sides.

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