Disaster Movie Page #4

It will not be so simple. Calvin,

I will need your help.

Okay.

Why the hell did you do that?

I wanted to let her incosciente,

so do not feel pain.

Well thought out.

... Love is for your own good.

boy, hit like a girl.

Yeah, let me try.

This girl is resistant.

Is not working. Let's just try

take it from here.

I will count to three.

We gotta get out of here, the

building will fall on us.

No, not until I return

This

back to the altar.

A pipe Magic!

skull of Crystal. As in my dreams.

No, the legend says that if the skulls

Crystal lacking at the altar, is

Near the end of the world.

Earthquakes, asteroids,

Return of the Spice Girls.

Yes!

Revelation!

And you know all of these things

because work at the museum.

No, because I saw the movie,

Indiana Jones and "crystal skull."

I know what this means?

You know you have dreamed of the skull,

and you know about the skull?

It means we are destined to be together?

No. It shows that both

like skulls.

And this, too.

Will we have to get out of here.

They are almost 9 hours.

If we do not hurry--mos

we die!

Vai, Calvin, I am here with Amy.

We will return the skull to the altar.

-- Even the sight.

-- Nice to meet you.

We will seek the altar.

What's happening?

I think the exposure of

museum and resurrect!

Help!

Yay!

Let's get out of here!

-- The sanctuary of the skull of Crystal is here.

-- Okay.

I. .. am ... Beowulf!

Hi!

What?

I am Beowulf.

-- Could you put some clothes?

-- I am Beowulf.

I never went to confront someone, and so

And I will fight you.

And if I, I was naked?

-- I am Beowulf.

-- This is becoming gay, boy.

-- No, I am not gay ...

-- No, I'm sorry, but you are gay.

It is not gay, is not it!

It is what we do in 507. Pilas

-- Yes

-- Ask anyone.

Okay, I will do,

I will ask my friend Paul,

we go together, alongside the field of relaxation

I see wha he says.

-- Paul?

-- My friend Paul. It's my partner.

It is my friend, but

we are also partners.

-- Partners for life?

-- No, partners in business!

We opened a store

antiques, together.

This is gay.

Why Gay?

Why antiques is gay?,

I like things old.

I am Beowulf!

Excuse me, you're ready

to get hurt?

Oh no, Kung--Fu Panda.

Should not have done this.

Ready to feel ... the Panda?

The girl seems to me your family, boy,

Last year I paid 20

per 20 minutes,

If I understand.

It is true.

Enough!

Damn!

Yay!

Nice work!

My dear prince,

You have defended my honor!

Kiss me, baby!

You're a guy?

I am a travesti.Pensei you knew.

Shows you, Will!

I am Beowulf!

Yes, I already know.

Let go! And you can get a pin and

arrangements you some tickets for "Jersey Boys"!

I am the king of "Dance

for you, "in Latin dance!

No!

I will take you to "cruise

of Rosie O'Donnel "

Just me, you and my darling

friend, Jorge Decay.

Suck my dick!

Ow! Ow!

Hurry! We have no time ...

Altar of the Crystal Skull

Indiana Jones?

Indiana, my ass!

From here, take me.

Thank you, son.

That's right, I am your father!

You are my father?

Your mother won the round.

She was a hell of a b*tch.

Okay, I understand.

I regret that you have left

and your mother,

but I had an adventurous spirit.

and that ass magic,

everywhere we did.

Look what we have

here! This is your baby?

What young beautiful!

I want a hug, your

As you are well!

Tasty, my God!

Father!

-- You are so beautiful ...

-- Dad!

That was nice ass, a

hamburgher, honey, you okay with everything!

Father!

Practice "Kamasutra"?

Just ask, just ask.

Do not do what your

old "Dad" did!

Make a pledge.

Is no cure for herpes and

rays that you do not have.

Looks easy.

It is not so easy, so for me!

Damn, my balls!

You know I have to prang.

Okay, Dad.

Why not walk, only to the altar?

It is 3 meters away.

Girl innocent!

Do not worry, I'll be fine.

Semanalike Hari, Hari Semanalike.

I am the Guru Pitko.

And today we are here together to bring ...

Amy and Will in one,

union of peace and happiness.

E. .. Amy, you're good as corn!

Amy, will accept as peanut butter and

in the jelly belly candy?

Yes

And Will ...

amy accepted as

owner of your love?

Yes

Well, in this case,

unite their fists,

closes the key,

Cut ...

Now things with something ...

-- I love you, Will.

-- I love you too, Amy.

But ... I have to tell you something.

What?

Ando with Matt Damon.

Are you seeing it with Matt Damon?

I was with Hanna Montana.

She walked with Hanna Montana.

I mean me and my fans urged me!

I mean, I see all hands up!

And I went, with Flava!

Yes, come here, a little taste of Flava!

And I was with June.

Yes, I know, but true, Flava--flavor

I am.

I'm with Calvin and with his girlfriend.

And we all tavamos with Hell Boy.

They are hell boys

and I Tou with Hulk.

Yes, yes they are angry, they are

so green, are angry.

Alas, they are burned, and

I was with the princess.

Ding--Dong!

Who touched, my campaign?

The girls of the man of iron,

NMAL of i--mi place mpuit.

It is very good,

because I am with the wolf!

Take the wolf, it takes a little bit, because I

I am with the babes of "Sex and the City".

He proved the girls of "Sex and the City".

So I asked:

Wolf would have been jealous if you think I would

was the guy with that big belt?

And everyone with Batman.

Now I'll never recover,

because I am with Amy Winehouse.

he is with Amy Winehouse.

Low him go, go, go.

I am with Jessica Simpson.

Because I made a mistake, error, error.

I'm Jessica Simpson, yes, and I think

I was with my rooster to do.

They are very cool,

and are, and Mexican

and the guy was crazy.

Let's play the currency

-- I was with JT.

I was with each model

to show how good they are.

And I like

until next Kalvin Klein.

It is true, JT, that once we see,

as I am and with prinul Caspian.

They are beautiful and I am strong,

why am I

boys high school.

Come on, encouraging!

It's time to spend,

I hear you all!

You know what time it is?

No! What time is it?

It's time we married.

Take me!

Take us!

In our school, in showers

case

Nobody knows ...

I do not know ...

I am with Indiana Jones.

I am Indian and I am Hancock.

And am Beowulf!

And I was with Kung--Fu Panda!

And I was with Michael Jackson!

And I was with the Chipmunks.

We, Alvin and the Chipmunks.

And the Chipmunks are with you!

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