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Uncle didn't know that your

girlfriend cheated on you.

I didn't understand one thing.

Are you the informer or him?

- Kabir..

- Found your man.

Cheers!

- Who is he?

- Sameer Ghazi.

The biggest party animal of this city.

The girls here..

..are very fond of him.

But..

..he's not interested.

"I wanna see you on the dance floor."

"Shaking a bunch of, want it some more."

"Turn on the radio."

"I love you."

"I love you selflessly."

"Come into my arms, dear.."

"..just for tonight."

"Before dawn arrives.."

"Before dawn arrives.."

Kabir, this isn't the Wild West,

you can't just open fire.

What's your problem with this song anyway?

Nobody plays classical

songs in a pool party.

You scared the boys unnecessarily.

Why this bang-bang?

I hate violence.

Police!

Go on, partner.

You recently tweeted a photo

with the cricketer Viraj Sharma.

How and where did you meet him?

Why?

Jealous?

His phone and wallet are missing.

And you're a suspect.

Come out now.

Step into the pool if you want answers.

I don't have time for this sh*t.

After such a grand entry..

..you can't leave without getting

wet, inspector? Come in.

C'mon, get a little wet.

I think he knows something. Go for it.

Stop.

Take off your clothes.

You'll dirty my pool.

You too, little boy.

- I'm not a little boy.

- You're my little boy.

C'mon, both of you.

I'm sorry that I read your messages.

Sorry, but I'm going to

break your face very soon.

Shorts.

I want to see you in your shorts.

"I find you hot."

"Like a million-dollar bill."

"The chance is here and now.."

"..this may never happen again."

Cute.

Hey!

Same pinch.

Forget that. Just wait

for the dude's pinch.

So..

Let's start all over.

Viraj, I'll just use the loo,

we can leave after that.

Cool, I'll wait near the car.

- Sorry.

- Hey Viraj..

- Big fan.

- Thanks.

Especially, your new lip balm commercial.

- Can I get a selfie?

- Sure.

- And then?

- That's it.

- What happened next?

- Sadly, this was it.

- The player was in a hurry.

- Why make us get into the pool?

You shattered my speaker.

I shattered your ego.

Just a minute.. and why did

you call me into the pool?

Because you're very cute.

- Hey..hey!

- Listen, let me do it.

It's mine.

Their father must be a baker,

because they've perfect buns.

The cricketer's phone has been tracked.

You and Kabir get there, quick!

Dera City, 10th street.

Viraj's phone has been tracked.

But Dera City is very far.

The traffic will kill us.

Allow me!

Sam never disappoints anyone.

I'll ride you, big boy.

"I'm your hero. Hear me, O wealthy people."

"I'm a man of god."

"A friend to all."

"We've seen the world.."

"..only the two of us are worthy.

"The beauties adore us,

spend their wealth on us."

I'm so sorry, ma'am. Are you ok?

Ma'am?

- Sh*t.

- Well done, Junaid.

Got her!

Is she alive? We've to interrogate her.

The corpse is still alive.

How did you find her?

Sir, sometimes you forget

that I'm a cop too.

She came running and I gave her one.. bam!

In the face. Knocked her out.

- Good job, buddy.

- Thanks, Usman.

- Nicely done.

- Thanks.

Get to the headquarters with her.

I'll check her apartment.

- Junaid..

- Tell me, K.

So what happened there?

Nothing. She was running fast.

She was fleeing from someone.

She looked scared.

Means, she was a suspect.

So, I understood..

..and punched her on the face.

Tell me the truth now.

She tripped over my car door.

Means, you were useful by accident.

Listen K, please don't tell anyone.

I've managed to impress

them for the first time.

If they come to know, I'll

become laughing stock.

Your rookie is graduating.

Not bad, Junaid.

K..

Thank you.

Is there anything that you don't steal?

Hearts.

They're very heavy.

Since when have you been into this?

Not sure. It's a choice..

..not a need.

Pakeezah and Parvati.

Do you work for both ISI and RAW?

Only for myself.

What's your real name?

- Ishika.

- Ishika.

Seems you like phones a lot.

Which was the last phone that you flicked?

I want a lawyer.

Sit or you won't get up for

the rest of your life.

You're not allowed to touch me.

Everybody is equal in police custody.

You can take your women's

rights parade elsewhere.

- Why have you brought me here?

- You were running, you tell us.

Guys, I'm a little lost here.

Illegal immigrants are often 'lost'.

Do you know whom does this belong to?

This?

So I'm here because of this phone?

Where did you steal this phone from?

Last night, from a supermarket.

From whom?

He was in the queue with me.

I haven't even unlocked this phone yet.

- How does he look?

- Roughly, your height.

Skin tone was wheatish.

He was quite like you.

But wasn't as rude as you.

This is my polite self.

Was this the man?

No.

Look carefully.

No, it wasn't him.

How can you be so sure?

I never forget the faces

of those I steal from.

Sir, we're cops.

- But this girl's a thief.

- Really?

They're lying, uncle. Really..

We want to check your CCTV footage.

That's not been working for a long time.

But yes, there's a camera

behind my cash counter.

Bloody criminal. Saw that, uncle?

That's how you're losing money.

Who is this man?

I don't know, sir. He was smoking inside.

I told him to go out.

But I couldn't see his face properly.

Unbelievable!

Since his entry, you covered

his face all the time.

- It wasn't deliberate.

- Shut up and get in.

Got him!

I can't believe this.

- Where is he?

- There's Bradman.

Kabir, I looked for him all over.

I prayed in every temple

and mosque for him.

I've roamed such infamous

lanes with his photo that..

..it tarnished my reputation.

And this shameless bulldog..

..left a palatial house

to play in this gutter!

We're looking for an

international cricketer.

But your lowly status

keeps disrupting work!

You won't understand my joy, K.

Today, I feel like Newton,

when he found gravity..

Mowgli, when he found clothes..

..and PK, when he found the

remote to his spaceship.

I love you, Bradman.

I've solved my first case, Kabir.

I've solved it.

- Hello.

- Junaid Ansari?

- Yes, speaking.

- I'm Qureshi speaking.

Your ad in the matrimonials..

- Did you see my photos?

- Is it you in the suit?

Yes, uncle. It's me in the suit.

I saw your profile, I

didn't like you at all.

- Excuse me?

- I didn't like you at all.

It's ok, sir. Anyway, thank

you for viewing my profile.

Bradman, good looking boys

get no respect these days.

Stupid people.

We've reached your house, Bradman.

- Hello?

- I showed your photo to my wife.

Moms often tend to like me.

She didn't like you either.

She said, you spoilt my

mood early in the morning.

Forget it, uncle. What can I

do if she didn't like me!

No, dear. It's important to inform.

Don't mind, son.

Brad.. Bradman!

I forgot, often we start

liking a photo over time.

We stared at your photo for an hour.

And?

We didn't like it. None of us liked it.

Enough of your nonsense!

Don't take undue advantage

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