Diva

A motorcycle?

No , a small motorcycle . . .

a moped .

A moped .

Pilot?

No , postman .

Darling !

You were very moving ,

the princess insists on seeing you .

What a pleasure it is

to see you !

What a show!

We hadn't seen her since

San Francisco . lt was beautiful .

She is sublime .

There's Nadia .

What the hell is she doing?

No wait, something's wrong !

See you !

Okay, bye !

Oh , excuse me !

You didn't see a thing , little sh*t.

Police .

Scram !

Don't move !

Watch out!

Quick, let's go !

Sh*t!

Miss, your carton please !

Your carton .

What about my carton?

Come on . . .

ls it okay?

Can l get dressed now?

l'm sorry.

WHO STOLE THE DlVA'S DRESS?

ls it the Opera?

No , it's my butt.

Don't worry, l don't work there .

Do you like jazz?

Obviously! Or l'd be

stealing some mambo .

Too bad l only like disco music. . .

the classics don't do it for me .

l'm not a classic, l'm a lyric.

That's an overture .

Hurry up,

because l'm about to close .

Don't worry. Do you mind if we talk?

Yes l do , why?

- Was that you in the pictures?

- No , it was a crocodile !

What's your trick?

Here , look. . .

Not too dumb.

Of course ,

it's only a cottage industry.

And for the collections,

you arrange an air lift?

- l have something else .

- What is it?

Well , you !

So , you steal a lot?

- lt's not for me , it's to give away.

- To whom?

You're really not the

curious type , are you?

lt's to give to a guy,

who's in his cool period .

Who is he?

A mongrel , a rasta . . .

Hey, don't walk so fast!

A guy who dreams of

stopping the waves!

Deep inside , you're a lyric!

Anyhow, one of them

invited me for dinner tonight.

She split this morning . . .

l n the middle of the street,

but we got her! We had no choice !

Anyway, she'll be quiet now.

Yes. lt's under way, yes, no tracks.

l don't like cars.

Tell me Mortier, did you

identify this girl?

Yes. Nadia Kalonsky. . .

. . . a former prostitute who

disappeared a few months ago .

The funny thing is,

we had something on her.

Do you have a file?

The investigation on the international

drug trade and prostitution ring .

Ah , yes. Your famous

Antillean network.

- Chief l nspector, l know you doubt. . .

- l don't doubt anything , Mortier.

You've never produced

a single valid witness!

They're always dead .

Paula , why were you at

the railroad station . . .

. . . at the time of the murder?

Were you taking the train?

lt wasn't a coincidence . He called

me , we had an appointment.

He wanted me to meet her.

- Who is this guy?

- He's one of my informers.

He's a bum .

You'd better agree .

He's on parole . . .

. . . and the judge found him a job

at a carnival lottery in Barbes.

lt's really great for his

social rehabilitation !

This Nadia Thinginsky. . .

. . . according to your statement. . .

. . .was supposedly killed because

she was about to talk?

She hinted that she knew who the

leader of the Antillean network was.

So , she knew the Antillais?

No , that's the point. The Antillais

wouldn't be the real boss.

- She had some revelations to make .

- What revelations?

She couldn't tell me much .

She was hiding when she called .

Why? Was she being watched?

All l know is that she woke me up

last night. She seemed hounded .

She asked me to pick her up

at the station to protect her.

To protect her, you !

We used to be together,

a long time ago .

So , why did you contact us,

the police?

- What?

- Why did you call the police?!

Because it's too big for me .

Nadia is something from the past.

lt's the past. l know nothing .

l called you right away.

Why did you prevent me

from intervening?

l didn't prevent anything !

l wanted to see . . . l didn't know.

Well , we saw. . .

but we don't know anything .

What was the gentleman

accused of?

l ndecent exposure on the street.

To a minor.

Check it out. . . As usual .

You have nice witnesses.

Pathetic. . .

Not so ! You're pathetic!

l know your cop tricks.

You've heard the cassette ,

but you want me to talk as well .

l know nothing .

l got you the cassette ,

l'll say nothing else !

The cassette?

You found a cassette?

Krantz, you never

told me about this.

l had nothing to tell you .

l told you l was going to

make you meet Nadia .

There's Nadia .

No wait, something's wrong .

She told me

she recorded everything . . .

. . . and that there was

enough to sink the guy.

Don't move !

From the cafe where we sat,

we couldn't see . We were too far.

The cassette is in the

postman's satchel .

We must find it.

And three .

That's it?

They said they would

increase my pension . . .

. . . because they're

widening the street.

Those are stories, grandma .

Widening arteries have never

caused an increase in pension .

Good-bye .

So , am l a coloratura or a lyric?

- Tell me , what am l?

- Rather dramatic.

Dramatic?

You had said lyric!

No , dramatic is just as well .

lt's even better.

The decor is rather gloomy.

You think so?

Here , we're into disaster. . .

luxurious disaster.

And this one? What is it?

The lady has taste .

lt's a Rolls Royce . . .

. . . Corniche !

lt happened in Monaco , at the

casino , against a palm tree .

Yes. . . We are not much indeed !

You wouldn't think a Rolls Royce

could have an accident.

He had one like that when he

picked me up hitch-hiking .

l didn't hesitate , l climbed right in .

Well , if my lady would

like to follow me now.

Not bad , your loft!

- You like it?

- Yes!

The previous owner was great.

- Do you want something to drink?

- Sure .

Super!

lt may not be cold ,

but it makes bubbles.

l can't drink from the can ,

do you have a straw?

A straw?

- You know, a bent straw?

- Bent straw?

Bent, very chic!

lt looks like Raquel !

Actually, l'm not surprised . . .

. . .the former landlord had

a car crash , with these paintings!

Son of a gun ! Not bad , Saint Jules.

Here , that's all l have . Bent.

That's what you call bent?

Well , yes, bent.

That's the most bent thing l have .

- What's wrong?

- lt stinks of gasoline .

lt's a radiator hose .

Then , of course , it's normal .

ls this your magra?

Nagra . . . N . . . !

How does it work?

What are you doing?

No , don't touch .

This is sacred !

No , you can't touch this.

You're really picky. l'm not

going to eat your Nagra !

Well , this is Swiss and

it's very precise .

Tanagra . You sure look Swiss.

lt's her?

ls it her, Cynthia Hawkins?

She's so beautiful !

Do you think so?

Yes, very beautiful .

Are you in love , Jules?

Of course not. l'm not in love .

- Yes, you're in love .

- No , l'm not.

Here , wait, you'll see .

Listen to her. Put this on .

Wait.

What are you doing with my watch?

But. . . my Skelton !

Don't cry, baby. l have

a much better one for you .

Just great for a little toad like you .

lt's a Rolex!

Yeah , my first steal .

Do you have any idea

what this is worth?

Yes.

Thank you , Jules.

lt's The Wally by Catalani .

lt takes place in the mountains.

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