Do Knot Disturb Page #3

in that general ward now.

You'll be in the deluxe room.

You have biscuits,

flowers and also a phone.

You can talk to your

son whenever you want.

Mom! Mom, now you'll

sleep in an AC room.

You'll not only watch

soaps on this TV..

..you'll watch the repeat

telecasts as well.

And whenever you want you'll

call out the ward boy with style.

What's your name?

- Sakaram.

You'll call out like this,

Sakaram, come here.

Sakaram,

bring me some water.

Mom, how will you say that?

But, Son, all this.. - Mom,

I'll tell you everything later.

Call out to him.

Sakaram, come here.

- Yes.

Sakaram, bring me some water.

- Right away.

Be happy, Son.

- Did you see that, Aunt?

Didn't I tell you? The son who

you thought was good-for-nothing..

..is not like that.

- Yes.

But he's very nice.

Oh yeah.

Come on baby, get me.

Come on. Come on.

It's so good to be rich,

isn't it?

What are you doing,

Govardhan?

Rich people don't drink tea.

They drink juice.

Hi.

'He told me to live with one

and he sent over the other.'

Hello?

Oh, that. You know,

I'm sorry to disturb you.

My car broke down and

I needed to use a washroom.

Can I use yours?

How sweet of you!

Very, very nice of you.

It's such a lovely house.

Do you live here alone?

Yes.

Oh, really? All alone?

Yes.. The washroom?

The washroom is also great.

It's very nice.

Hello, darling.

Interesting.

Hi.

Hi.

What's this? Haven't you

finished your breakfast yet?

I know. You won't eat

till I feed you myself.

How sweet! - You love me

very much, don't you?

Don't worry about me.

I was just leaving.

Girlfriend?

Yes.

- Of course.

She's lovely. Just lovely.

Bye. See you.

Washroom?

Changed my mind.

Next time.

Bye.

As Raj had told you, I'll have

to live with you for a few days..

..just to convince his wife Kiran,

who was just here..

..that we're in love.

Sure.

It's so hot in here.

Don't you have an AC?

No.

I want to freshen up.

Where's the washroom?

This is the bedroom.

What? - I mean,

this is the bedroom..

..the washroom's that way.

Excuse me!

- What?

Why doesn't your washroom

have so many of my photographs?

Photographs..

Sir, I have a request.

If you give my salary in advance..

Salary? What salary?

Which salary?

What salary are you

talking about?

You've ruined by business.

There's no customer in sight.

And you're asking

for your salary?

First, remove that.

- What?

Remove that.

- That what, sir?

Remove that bow.

- Bow?

Then remove your shirt.

- Shirt?

Then your trousers.

- Trousers?

Remove your coat.

Why should I remove

my clothes?

You've ruined me. Why shouldn't

I take away your clothes? - Sir.

You've raised my BP.

You've increased my sugar. - Sir.

You've ruined my health.

- Sir, easy..

What else..

- Sir.

Sir?

Sir, your BP?

- It's all right.

Your sugar?

- It's normal.

Sir, your health.

- It's great.

Sir, your excitement..

- It's over the top.

Sir, why is that so?

Dolly!

Dolly?

Dolly.

- Dolly?

Dolly.

Dolly?

Dolly.

Sorry Sir..

- Dolly!

What's this?

Aren't you ready yet?

We're going to be late.

Darling.

- Dolly!

Hello.

- You've come to me?

I would have come to you

if you had wanted.

I am D.S. Bhandari.

D.S. is for Dil Se.

And Bhandari is for

just Bhandari.

How sweet!

Gobar's ( cow dung) boss.

- Gobar?

Govardhan's boss.

- Yes.

And a huge fan of yours.

Such a huge fan..

Such a huge fan..

I can't tell you how huge.

If you don't mind, can I take

him out for lunch? - Lunch?

You can take him

out for dinner.

Or for breakfast.

Gobar, go with her. - Yes.

Dolly, excuse me.

Sir, can I talk to

you privately? Please.

I'm such a big fan of yours.

Such a huge fan.. - Sir.

Can I talk to you for a minute?

Do I have to let go

of her hand?

You have to let go

of her hand, sir.

Yes sir.

It's slipping. - Yes, sir.

Please come. - Oh, Dolly.

Why are you sitting

so far away?

Sit here.

There?

- Yes.

Okay.

Why are you going away?

I can't come too close,

Miss Dolly.

Come closer.

Detective.

- Detective?

Detective.

Nice. - Kiran, why did you bring me

to this restaurant all of a sudden?

It's a surprise.

We'll have a romantic

lunch together. - Sure.

It's a beautiful place,

isn't it? - It is.

Another surprise.

Isn't it the same couple?

You got included in their

photograph by mistake, isn't it?

And you were suspecting

me unnecessarily.

Hi.

- Hi.

Wow!

They seem to really be in love.

It's lovely. Really.

- Too much love.

Your order, sir.

Cook the cottage cheese

properly on a high flame.

Put the roti in a hot oven

and fry if properly on both sides.

Cut the tomato that

it would be great to see.

Darling..

- And chop the onion..

Darling, are you ordering him

or murdering him?

Say it politely.

Cancel the order.

Take it again from her.

Ma'am..

Mr. Raj..

Naughty, yes that's me.

Naughty, yes that's me.

Just a second.

- Wait!

Toilet.

Do people go to the toilet

in this situation?

People go to the toilet

only in this situation.

Let go off me!

Govardhan!

Are you taking a leak?

Sir, coming.

Sir, hit me.

Please hit me.

You wouldn't have liked it

after you saw what I was doing.

If I didn't like it while doing it,

how could you like it?

The one, whom you were getting

close to, is my girlfriend.

I wasn't watching a world cup

match to get entertained by it.

Sir, we were play acting.

- How can you be such a good actor?

Enough. I'm going out, sir.

- What will you do outside?

I'll go out and tell your wife..

- Tell my wife what?

I'll tell her the truth.

Are you crazy?

Why would you do that?

Why would you do that?

You're very angry, sir.

- Who says I'm angry?

Then why are you

washing my face?

I'm not washing your face.

I'm getting fresh.

I'm not angry.

I feel like hugging you.

I feel like loving you so much

that it would be too much.

Control your emotions.

I've also controlled myself.

Will you now remember

that she's my girlfriend?

Yes, sir.

Where are we going to sleep?

Us? Not us. You.

You'll sleep on the bed

and I'll take the couch.

Oh, no. Who is flashing

this light?

Kiran's detective is

on night duty.

Let's pull the curtains

and go to sleep.

Madam, we can pull them

only if you have any. - What?

There are no curtains in

the room. What do I pull?

Your house doesn't have

windows or curtains?

Yes, this is what happens

in the house.

If you have shampoo,

there won't be any water.

I might have a bulb,

but there won't be a holder.

Okay. Then we'll

just have to manage.

We'll have to sleep

on the same bed..

..so that he doesn't

suspect us.

Ladies and gentlemen,

we're here to discuss..

..body meeting..

I mean general body meeting..

Excuse me.

Yes, Buntu,

tell me what happened?

Both the players are

on the field.

And they are staring

at the bed just like..

..two captains stare

at the pitch before the toss..

..wondering whether this pitch

is better for batting or bowling.

What?

Just a minute.

Hold your breath, sir.

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