DOA: Dead or Alive Page #2

your opponent's image

to your ID bracelet.

No weapons are allowed in a DOA fight,

except the human weapon.

COMPUTER:
Get ready.

DONOVAN:
To win,

you must knock out your opponent.

Losers will be sent home.

(WHIRRING)

(GRUNTING)

COMPUTER:
KO.

Bayman wins.

KO.

Christie wins.

Hey, Helena.

COMPUTER:
KO.

Helena wins.

KO. Hayabusa wins.

KO. Gen Fu wins.

(PEOPLE CHATTERING)

(MAN GROANS)

(SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE)

(THUNDER RUMBLING)

Princess Kasumi, sister of Hayate.

It is an honor to meet you.

I came to find my brother.

I have been told he died last year at DOA.

I want to know what happened.

Your brother was a great and noble fighter.

He met his end with dignity.

Hayate was matched against Leon.

Hayate fell from this very balcony.

We never found his body.

I hope you would choose to stay with us

at the tournament

and fight in the same spirit

that made your brother so great.

You will win DOA.

You're the best in the world.

Thank you, little sister.

When I leave, I will be a shinobi.

But I must accept this challenge.

- I wish I could go with you.

- No.

You have to stay and lead the clan.

Farewell, Kasumi.

Hayabusa will protect you.

Hayabusa, why do you invade

my privacy this way?

- She is here.

- I know. I have seen her.

I beg you once again, Princess.

Go home. Ask for forgiveness.

You have a responsibility to your people.

But I also have a responsibility

to my brother.

Donavan is lying. He says Leon

killed Hayate above the Buddha head.

- Why would he lie?

- I am convinced he is hiding the truth.

What do you propose to do?

Find my brother.

Then I will help you.

Hayate was like a brother to me, too.

Be careful, Kasumi.

- I knew you'd miss me.

- That's presumptuous.

No, it's Perrier Jouet Belle Epoch '88.

Your favorite.

So how did you survive the first round?

I feigned an injury so Zack went through.

You know I set you up in Hong Kong

on purpose.

You'd never have come here

if you'd gotten away with all that money.

And you wouldn't have been invited to DOA

without demolishing the pride

of the Hong Kong police.

Don't tell me you want me to help you

steal the $10 million prize money.

Try $100 million.

Just waiting for us in a vault on the island.

What's the catch?

Well, we have to find the vault

and we have to crack the code. The usual.

- Shall I tell you more?

- Later.

Right now I'd prefer you do something else

with your mouth.

Well, well, well.

Don't you just love this place?

Know what I especially love?

The view.

- Want some?

- I'll pass.

- It's been quite a day, sir.

- I want to see Kasumi in action.

Her data is stronger than I expected.

Let's match her against Leon.

Leon? That's harsh.

Now that she's decided to stay,

let's see how she compares to her brother.

All right.

(BEEPING)

Before I take your life,

will you repent for leaving the clan?

My only goal is to find out

what happened to my brother.

(KNOCKING AT DOOR)

Leon.

Room service.

You want to play, little girl?

So, according to my source,

Helena is the key.

Helena is the key?

(CHUCKLES)

- I felt the earth move.

- Yeah, that's the desired effect.

No, really, I felt the earth move.

Come on, loosen up.

You're way too beautiful to be this tense.

Maybe a little quality time with Zack

will loosen you up.

You couldn't have killed my brother.

Close your eyes.

- Keep them closed.

- Okay.

- You're wearing way too much clothing.

- Hey, now.

Come to daddy. Lay it on me.

Oh, sh*t!

Tina!

DONOVAN:
Quite a fight.

Kasumi lives up to her brother's reputation.

One quarter final spot left.

Looks like a father-daughter

grudge match. Yeah.

Thanks for letting me sleep here.

My room is an absolute wreck.

Tina! It's show time!

Dad! Not now. I'm in my underwear.

Which I hate.

Why you can't just sleep in the nude

like me, I'll never know.

- Oh, my God.

- No. Dad, she's just another fighter.

- We're just sleeping together.

- Yeah, I can see that.

No, no. I mean, we're not sleeping together,

we're just sleeping.

It seems to be like my baby girl's found

herself a special friend.

We'll settle up tomorrow, sweetie.

Nice to meet you, miss.

Oh, it's Christie.

- Tina's real name is Christina.

- Dad!

Thanks a lot, b*tch.

Save your strength, sweetheart.

Big day tomorrow fighting Daddy.

Dr. Donovan, you should take a look at this.

Have you seen this Max character?

A DOA fighter. Yeah, right.

This guy's a total fake.

We should kick him off the island.

You're just worried this phony's

making the moves on your dream girl.

I can have him removed from DOA island,

or I can have some fun.

- Punch up Bayman.

- Good call, sir.

Hey, buddy, your time's up.

You know, that was an accident. I...

Wow.

I had the worst sleep ever last night.

Christie kept stealing all the blankets.

You know, are you sure

this is such a good idea?

Because those things look really sharp.

Acupuncture has many medicinal qualities.

But in a ninja's hands, it can be lethal.

That actually feels better.

Tina!

Careful, baby.

Sweetie? I've come at a bad time again,

haven't I?

- Does Christie know about you two?

- Dad!

You know what?

Let's just go ahead and get this over with.

My raft, my rules.

Whoever falls in the water first loses.

Fair enough, Tina.

- No! Dad, you bit me!

- Sorry. Old wrestling reflex.

Dad, you have to understand.

I'm here to prove that I'm not a fake.

Even if that means I have to hurt you.

Nice try, sweetie.

Dad, you're not taking this seriously.

Yes!

Yeah!

(PEOPLE CHATTERING)

HELENA:
That's ticklish!

MAX:
Seriously, I'm an expert...

- Stop it.

- Trust me.

(MOANING)

(CLICKING)

I have a question.

Do you do squats?

Sorry. Just slipped right out of my hands.

- We're playing volleyball, you want in?

- Yeah, let's play.

If you must know, I was working.

"Working it" seemed a better description.

Helena and I take on all comers!

Hey, Kasumi, come on,

let's go kick some ass.

I just hope you're better at volleyball

than you are at seduction.

Fifty says that Tina

gets her little ass stomped.

You know, on second thought, why don't we

just go ahead and make it a whole dollar?

Hayabusa, are you all right?

Yeah.

Do you think you can manage

to keep them occupied?

I'd like to explore his lab.

Search for signs of Hayate.

I can try.

Hey, Kasumi, come on!

Party people gather around!

I hope you're enjoying the fun in the sun,

but before the day is done

we got some hot action.

Just in time.

Now without further ado,

let's get this game started for all of you!

DOA style! Bring it on!

First to five wins, folks.

Oh! This action is hot!

(SNAPS OPEN)

(WEATHERBY LAUGHING)

Yeah.

Oh, Christie with a monster smash!

You go, girl.

Yes! Kasumi and Tina

making a comeback with that shot.

I must go.

(BEEPING)

(BIRDS CHIRPING)

Ayane, I don't want to fight you!

You are a shinobi.

So was Hayate when he came here,

yet you did not pursue him.

Hayate was different.

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