Dogma Page #4
LIZ:
You think I'm going to mock your religious beliefs? We're friends, Bethany
- I may mock you for being a divorce' at twenty five who's never had an
orgasm, but I'd never mock you for having faith.
BETHANY:
That's just it - I don't. I don't think I have any faith left.
LIZ:
(making coffee)
I had a girl in here once - 'bout fifteen. She told me that faith is like a
glass of water. When you're young, the glass is full, and it's easy to fill
up. But the older you get, the bigger the glass gets, and the same amount
of water doesn't fill the glass anymore. Periodically, the glass has to be
refilled.
BETHANY:
A fifteen year old who came in here said that?
LIZ:
She had gotten knocked up by her pastor.
BETHANY:
Jesus! See? A minister knocks up a teenager -isn't anyone afraid of the
Lord's wrath anymore?
LIZ:
That would require faith, and that commodity lately seems reserved only for
the psychotic zealots that hang around outside.
(collects her things to leave)
So what are you doing tonight?
BETHANY:
Watching T.V.
LIZ:
Girl, you need a man. If only for ten minutes.
BETHANY:
It's been my experience that the average male is never a man - not even for
ten minutes in his entire life span.
LIZ:
Uh-oh - that sounds militant. You thinking of joining the other side?
BETHANY:
Couldn't do it. Women are insane.
LIZ:
Then girl, you better get back to church and ask God for a third option.
BETHANY:
I think God is dead.
LIZ:
The sign of a true Catholic.
Liz exits with her coffee. Bethany stares after her.
INT A QUAINT SUBURBAN HOME - DAY
The Stygian Triplets kneel on one knee before a high-backed leather chair,
upon which Sits a shadowy figure who we see from behind. They appear to be
in a den or library.
SHADOWY FIGURE:
All proceeds according to plan. No doubt, the powers will attempt to
contact the Last Scion. You know where she is. She must be elliminated
befoie she enters the frav. When she is negated, there will be nothing to
interfere with our plan. Shuffle her loose her mortal coil, that we may
obtain our final glory.
(beat)
Go.
The Stygian Triplets rise and skate off.
INT BETHANY'S KITCHIEN - NIGHT
The fridge door opens and Bethany glances around inside. She pulls out a
chocolate cake and closes the door.
INT BETHANY'S LIVING ROOM - NIGHT
Bethany sits on the couch, eating cake with a fork and watching the OC t.v.
The theme song to Filmation's 'Batman and Robin' cartoon can be heard. She
sips some milk from a glass and has some more cake.
INT BETHANY'S BEDROOM - NIGHT
Bethany's in bed, staring up at the ceiling. From the darkness, a creaking
floor board is heard. Bethany reacts, grabbing a bat from under her pillow.
She peers into the darkness, defensively wielding her bat.
Suddenly, the room explodes in flames. A huge fire that appears to be
shooting out from the floor ignites mere feet from Bethany's bed. Bethany
leaps back, taking a beat to stare, mesmerized. Looking closely, one can
see an anthropomorphic form standing in the blaze.
VOICE:
(powerful; booming)
BEHOLD THE METATRON - HERALD OF THE ALMIGHTY AND
The Voice repeats itself. Bethany darts out of bed and dashes out of the
room, quickly returning with a fire extinguisher. While the voice is in
mid-sentence, she blasts the thing with the contents of the canister,
swirling the nozzle around to hit all the flames. The booming Voice
sputters and starts coughing, losing it's impressive edge. Bethany stops
squirting and turns on her bedside lamp.
A choking, drenched, and coughing androgynous figure in a suit waves her
away. The figure coughs up some of the extinguisher's contents and drops to
the floor, hacking. It is METATRON. Bethany stares, shocked.
METATRON:
(between coughs)
Sweet. ..Jesus! Did you... have to empty...the whole can?!
Bethany grabs her bat again and holds it up, this time offensively.
BETHANY:
WHO THE F*** ARE YOU AND WHAT THE F*** ARE YOU DOING IN MY ROOM?!
METATRON:
(slowly rising to it's feet)
I'm the one... who's soaked and... she's the one who's pissed. That's rich!
BETHANY:
(reaching for phone, still holding bat)
I'm calling the cops! Breaking and entering, attempted arson... they're
going to lock you up for life...!
M ETATRON:
(wiping off clothes)
No dial tone.
BETHANY:
(ear to phone)
You cut the phone lines...
(even more offensive with bat)
Get the f*** out of here, now!
METATRON:
Or you'll what - hit me with that fish?
The bat Bethany held is now a salmon. She drops it to the floor and freaks.
METATRON:
Now just sit down on the bed and shut up!
BETHANY:
Oh God - you're going to rape me...
METATRON:
I'm not going to rape you.
(to itself; off clothes)
Look at my suit...!
BETHANY:
Take whatever you want, just don't kill or rape me...
METATRON:
Enough with the raping already! I couldn't rape you if I wanted to.
(unzips pants and pulls them off)
Angels are ill-equipped.
Bethany stares. There, before her, stands the exposed Metatron. There is
nothing where some sexual genitalia should be - it's as smooth and
anatomically impaired as a Ken doll.
METATRON:
See? I'm as anatomically impaired as a Ken doll.
(rings out pants)
You meat-puppets and your arrogance - you think everyone's just waiting to
rape you.
BETHANY:
Wh..what are you?
METATRON:
I'm pissed is what I am. You go around drenching everyone that comes into
your room with flameretardent chemicals? No wonder you don't get laid.
(pulls pants back on)
Go get me a towel, will you?
Bethany blinks. She exits the room and comes back with a towel. She holds
it out to Metatron who grabs it and starts toweling off.
METATRON:
(taking off jacket)
Stand back.
Bethany steps back. Metatron flexes and huge f***ing wings extend from it's
back, dripping water. Bethany goes wide-eyed and cowers against the wall.
METATRON:
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