Dollman Page #2

Dont f***ing come back! Move it!

Go, take this sh*t with you!

Get the f***ing out of here!

Go! Beat it! Scumbag!

Every day we are forced to fight for our lives. For the lives of our children. That's why you have joined our

Neighborhood Watch Program.

Today we have a very special guest,

who will explain to us how the police

plan to help us in our fight.

Please welcome Captain Arnold Schuller,

of the Police Commission.

- Thanks for coming.

- Glad to be here.

Mrs. Alejandro is absolutely right.

We are involved in a war.

And if it weren't for you, people,

we would have no chance of winning.

I think you are the ones who

deserve my applause.

Now that you have your soundbite, Captain Schuller, you can go ahead and tell us exactly how you plan to help us.

What do you have in mind? Beefed-up patrols?

Raiding the crack houses? Roadblocks?

Oh that's not as simple as that.

You know, it's a very big city.

And Dalton Avenue is not the only area that needs help.

Look...

...you are the police.

Protect and serve. It's your job.

Protect us!

Of course well protect you, Mrs. Alejandro.

We will always try to protect you.

Together we can win this war.

There's the b*tch were teachin not

to mess with our business, huh?

Get off me!!

Get right...

You f*** with our business...

You die.

Let go of me!!!

Kill that b*tch!

Kill the whore!

Drop the weapons.

Step away from the girl!

Shhhit!! Giants!

Place full of giants, I hate giants!

- I didnt mean to scare you.

- Scare me?

Who are you?

What am I to worry about,

this is just a bad dream.

I must be in shock...

...or I am hallucinating...

...or... I have a concussion?

You're so small.

We can't stay here, they'll be back.

Those punks?

I don't think so.

They'll bring their whole gang.

We got to get out of here.

I'm not going anywhere.

Stop it. Stop it. Hey! Stop!

F***in' Giants!

Look! A head, on the road!

- Where?

- No, no. That's human head, look!

The f*** is that, man?

- F*** is that?

- Look, my friends...

...let's cut to the chase.

I am obviously a visitor from another world,

who has had a bit of... trouble!

You help me out... I'll help you out.

It f***in' talks!

We gonna help you do what?

Conquer your world...

...such as it is.

I've... got a bomb you could use.

Some thing that will rip your dimension

a new a**hole.

Rip my dimension?

Believe me, nobody will f*** with you.

Ever again!

With a bomb like that we could, like,

blow up the entire East Side.

We could take all the whole f***in Borough! Huh?

This place could be mine!

Whatever was left behind, yes...

...would be... yours.

Do we have a deal?

Well... what do you want?

Like, um... a new hat or something?

Move the bomb... off the ship.

Kevin, it's your Mom!

What's the secret password?

Kevin, open the door.

Hurry up!

- Hey-hey-hey...

- Bronco Spacestar!! - Oi...

Kevin, no!

Put me down!

Kevin, no. Kevin, no!!

- Sh*t!

- Woah!!

Sorry.

- Are you alright?

- Never felt better in my life.

Um.. my son thought you were a toy.

Bronco Spacestar is his favorite TV show.

What is it, Mom?

It's... a little man, Kevin.

So, ahh... where did you come from?

How did you get here?

The last thing I remember I was chasing...

...Spruge, into the Energy Bands.

Energy bands?

Mom! He's an alien.

Alien? No.

What planet do you come from? Mars?

- Venus?

- Arturos.

- Arturo? Of course!

Honey, he's not an alien.

He-he is a small man that ggot lost.

- Wow!

- Jesus! - Wow!

I want one of those, Mom.

Give me that gun.

- No way.

- Give me the gun!

I will not have guns in my house!

Alright. Don't pull that thing out again.

When will this nightmare be over?

It's not a nightmare.

Then what the hell is it?

It's the South Bronx.

- How are we doing?

- Eh, the rich get richer, Braxton.

That's the plan.

What the f*** is this?

I don't pay you cholos to

Oh f***, man...

My f***ing pool table!

- It's ruined!

- Who put him on the goddamn pool table? Huh?

You think the bloods just gonna come right out of the goddamn felt?

Hey, it wasn't my fault. It was this pendejos fault!

It was because of Debi!

I thought I told you not to f*** with Debi.

Hey, she was gone f***ing with us.

We were just trying to protected ourselves, esse!

She did this to you?

What, do you expect me to believe that?

She had this... this little doll...

A little doll-man.

What the f*** are you talking about?

Well, this guy, this little guy who just jumped

out, man and started shooting everybody!

- He peppered Hector and Wiggs.

- You tell me a midget did this to you?

No, it was no midget, pendejo villa!

- A little guy, like this. About this big.

- Have another f***ing drink, Jackson.

- You shut the f*** up, I'm trying to think!

F***, look what you made me do?

See, that's what happens when people start

taking things upon themselves!

Anybody else got any bright ideas?!

You got a f***ing bright ideas, huh?

What about you, you got a bright idea? HUH?!

I have an idea.

OhhIt's an invasion homeboys.

This better be good head.

There is only one person who can stop you

once I give you the dimensional bomb.

Brick Bardo.

What's a Brick Bardo?

It's an a**hole cop from my world.

He followed me here.

Well, how do you know it's him?

There is only one weapon in the universe

that can destroy atomic matter like that.

Hes dangerous to me...

...and to you too.

If I were you, I'd go out and kill him right now.

Oh yeah? Well, if I was you, I'd quit

while I was a head.

Think how it looks?

That guy moves into your territory,

blows away your two men?

I know, I would not like it,

He is not showing you proper respect.

People would think you've lost control.

Well this guy is a cop, huh?

Yeah.

I'm gonna go to Debi's.

I'm gonna show this cop hes

in the wrong f***in neighborhood.

You stay here and clean up this mess.

And you get a f***in breath mint or something.

We dont f*** around, esse.

Move this f***ing body out of here!

Mister, are you sure you know

what you are doing?

Isn't it past your bedtime, kid?

No power, that's your problem, Mister.

No, kidding.

What size batteries does this thing take?

Look, kid, I'm a little busy right now, so...

...get the hell away from me, huh?

Are all people on your planet a**holes like you?

Sometimes.

Hey, I know somebody that can help you.

The show is over. Good night.

Get out of my apartment.

Come on, out, out!

Seora, fuera, fuerapermento!

What are you kids, deaf? Go, get out! Now!

Kevin, I want to talk to you.

Goodnight! Goodbye!

Hello, get out!! Get out of my house!

Get away from the ship, it's not a toy.

Obviously.

This is my best friend Gerald.

Hes the brains of the school.

Look! I said, get away from my ship!

Quite aggressive, isn't he?

Kind of a jerk.

Gerald, you too. Good night.

- But...

- But "but" nothing. It's late.

Kevin...

Did I tell you to tell everybody in the neighborhood

that we have a space man living in our house?

Don't you think we have enough problems?

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