Dolly Ki Doli Page #3

They're hot.

- Very hot.

Wow, potato stuffed bread again.

- Yes.

Why don't you make meat some day?

Make them yourself.

Dubeyji, on my next wedding..

..instruct the chef to make

special mutton for my brother.

Yes, of course.

We'll get meat made specially for him.

But his job is to find a groom,

which he isn't doing.

And it's no longer his cup of tea.

Ranjeet Dhillon.

Returned from Australia.

- Next.

Why?

Did you see his face?

Looks like bird soup.

- You don't need to..

..drink this soup all your life.

Only till midnight.

I've something to say.

Look, I do all the

research on the party.

I also bring all the proposals.

I'll do everything, but..

..I won't pose as Dolly's brother.

What are you saying?

You've the opportunity..

..to be the brother of a beautiful girl..

And you refusing?

Why don't you do it?

What's he saying?

What else can you do?

Anything.

I'll do photography.

Hey, what are you saying?

You'll do photography?

The day anyone recognize Dolly

In the photographs taken by me, I will quit.

Take a retirement!

You're trying to ruin.

- To hell with this gang.

I won't pose as Dolly's brother.

Raju!

Raju! Raju!

What a stupid boy.

What happened?

Someone died.

- Yes.

- Who?

The brother.

Don't try to convince me, Dolly.

You know you can easily convince me.

But, try to understand me instead.

I'm in love, what to do.

All I'm saying is that

I won't pose as your brother.

Am I asking you for too much?

I know you will never marry me.

You're used to rich grooms.

But marry me, just for the sake of it.

I will pose as your brother

for the rest of my life.

I won't even ask for my share.

You know I am not made for love.

You're the only one

who understands me.

You can't do this to us.

I was saying.

This one.

This one here.

You see, there's a vacancy

only for a brother in our gang.

Don't pick fights.

Everyone's in a bad mood.

I said I am sorry,

- You're such a miser.

They'll all be okay when

I bring them another proposal.

Cheers.

Heartiest congratulations for

the selection buddy!

Thanks.

- You don't know.

He just got a job,

but he had to bribe for it.

That's true.

I found a link through my uncle.

Yet I had to pay 1 million

to get the job.

Don't worry.

The guy in the blue shirt,

he's our next target.

He's Dolly's perfect groom.

Stop shooting blanks.

Things like these need research.

Research.

Research.

I need a beautiful,

but homely kind of girl.

You know my mom.

I know.

But listen.

As soon as your marriage is fixed..

..first learn all the

tricks of the trade from me.

Tricks?

Start eating almonds,

walnuts and Shilajeet.

Why? What for?

Almonds for a sharp mind.

Walnuts for your heart.

And I don't need to tell you

what Shilajeet's for.

I can look at any guy..

..and tell you whether

he's single or married.

And if he's single,

is he having an affair or not.

And if he isn't,

then how impatient he's for marriage..

..and what kind of girl

he's looking for. Understand?

Matches are made in heaven.

We only abide by them in this world.

Say that again, Dubeyji.

You've been fumbling over

the same dialogue since morning.

Watch now.

Matches are made in heaven.

We only abide by them in this world.

How's that?

Amazing, I see you're preparing.

- Great.

What preparation?

We lost that Major Kulwir

Singh because of you.

There are many proposals out there.

So get one.

Don't just fire blanks in the air.

Name, Manjot Singh Chaddha.

Software Engineer.

Salary, 60,000!

Great.

- That's at least means 40.

Superb.

- Age, 27 years.

Height, 5'7.

Looks average,

but searching for a beautiful girl.

Our girl's really beautiful.

Gorgeous in fact.

Yes of course.

Beautiful.

Educated too, but she shouldn't

be career oriented.

Basically, he's looking

for someone his parents would accept..

..obedient, beautiful and virtuous.

So Dolly, you've got to be beautiful,

virtuous and obedient.

Wow!

But, Dolly, this time the name "Dolly" won't do.

- Why?

There have been enough

articles in the newspapers.

The name's too exposed.

- No, no.

Dolly's lucky for me.

Did we ever get caught

because of my name?

Dear, I've a question.

What's your name?

- Madhuri Chawla.

And you are...

He is..

My brother.

So, he's your brother?

- No. He's my son.

He's younger than me.

Are they twins?

Must be twins?

No, there's a difference. There's a

difference of 5 minutes between the two.

Dear, what's your height?

5'9.

She's too tall.

Just like you.

- No, she's too tall.

Are girls normally this tall?

- No.

I like your sense of humor.

Very funny. Here.

What are you doing, Manjot?

He's Manjot.

He's always topped his academics.

Very decent, and never had an affair.

My daughter is a graduate.

And she's also done a course in BIT.

That means you sent her

to college for education?

Yes.

I don't understand one thing.

Why do parents send

their daughters to college?

So that they can learn good values.

Why else?

What values?

Colleges are filled with boys.

And they have affairs.

They start misbehaving.

Daughters should be doing

correspondence course..

..right from the comfort of their home.

No chance of any affairs.

Such humor.

I like your sense of humor.

Very funny.

Can I say something?

- Yes.

You have a nice house.

Don't call it a house.

It's a manor.

And before you insist,

I'll show you my manor.

Yes..

- Come.

It's a manor.

We've six bedrooms upstairs.

With attached bathroom.

We've more space than required.

- Where are you going, dear?

You two sit here, and chat.

We'll be right back.

Control.

- Sit down, son.

Don't you have a nickname?

- No.

Madhuri Chawla.

- Good name.

What's in the name?

You don't have a dashing name..

..but, you look like a hero.

That's true.

Would you like some?

Did you ever have an affair?

- Why?

Do I look like I'm that kind of a girl?

- No.

I mean these things

are quite common nowadays.

So I just asked.

Have you had an affair?

No.

You see, girls do like me.

You know it's very common.

But..

..you know, whenever I post

a picture of myself on Facebook..

..I get 15-17 likes from girls.

By the way,

love marriage is not a bad thing.

Nothing wrong.

Yes, but it's nothing good either.

These days couples do

everything before marriage.

While in a arranged marriage..

..we get the opportunity

to know each other.

Like, I don't know you,

and you don't know me.

What a wonderful antique

collection you've got.

Wonderful.

Wonderful.

Listen to me carefully.

She's got wings.

Don't you see how she's been chattering?

We'll lose Manjot after they're married.

You'll be spending the rest

of your life in some old age home.

And I'll go live with Pammi.

let's reject her.

Wonderful.

Well, you must be good people.

- Thank you.

But let's make one thing clear.

- What?

Your daughter's taller than our son.

Tall?

So, aren't you taller

than your husband?

That's because he's

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