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Ill smash his head in with my iron.

They're in the women's ward.

- Who let the violent ward out?

- We did.

- What if the doctor finds out?

- He's not here.

The rats have deserted the ship!

The Communist regime is over!

Freedom!

Stop it! You should be ashamed!

Ill untie you.

Shorty, my love, are you all right?

Do you like my wig?

its Claudia's, the second floor nurse.

Open up!

Vika let the violent ward out!

The doctor went for a bus

to evacuate us.

I woke up at 4:
00 in the morning.

The place was deserted.

Freedom! Down with Fascism!

Take to the streets!

Ill go.

Not a soul.

The coast is clear! Hurray!

Down with the bars!

Break it down!

Bombs! Mother!

- Wash the floor.

- But we're being attacked!

Even if it's a world war,

I don't give a sh*t!

I warned you, Vika!

Play!

Will they kill us?

Tank regiments are commanded

by total idiots.

You send in the infantry first,

then the tanks.

it wasn't me!

Don't kill me!

Don't worry. We won't hurt you.

Don't hurt me.

its nothing to do with me!

Wow! She's hairy.

its a man.

- Where's the doctor?

- Getting buses.

- Who are you?

- Alikhan.

I need a room without windows

for the prisoners.

In the basement.

Spirit and bandages for the casualties.

Upstairs, in the interns' office.

But the violent patients

have locked themselves in there.

Cut it, instead of staring!

Will you f***ing cut it or not?

- We need spirit.

- I have some cologne.

Over here.

Hold me down.

Pour it on!

That hurts.

Hello.

What's the sense in sending?

three of you to cover her?

She never listens!

We told her not to go!

We couldn't stop her!

You lay down your life for a sniper.

Calm down. Got any antibiotics?

Hand them over.

She's a woman?

Yes, a Lithuanian. With nerves of steel.

- Is the basement this way?

- Yes.

Did we scare you?

What are you, a bandit group?

This is Shorty.

Janna, Im hungry.

Everyone's hungry.

I haven't eaten a thing all day.

Let go of me!

Remember the guy

with the green eyes?

As soon as I saw him,

I got goose bumps.

Did you see his beard, Zoia?

Nice and soft.

You hear? I touched his beard.

it was so soft.

They've taken my accordion again.

He pressed me up against the wall

and said he could guess my name.

I said, "You'll never guess. "

Hello.

Come in and help us.

Do you like it?

That's my accordion.

it is? You know how to play?

I don't believe you!

- I do know how.

- Sit down and show us, then.

Sit down and show us, then.

Don't be afraid.

You're pretty. Are you a nurse?

- I live here.

- You're sick, then.

I used to be

but Im not any more.

A polka?

- Any other pretty girls?

- Yes.

A lot?

There's Lucia. I share a room with her.

Then there's Sonia.

And Vika, she's very beautiful.

You play well.

- I can dance too.

- You dance?

- You're kidding us!

- Im doing the circus school exam.

- I can even tap-dance.

- incredible! Show us.

I don't have the right shoes.

Show us anyway.

What music do you want?

Something fast.

Faster.

Do you believe me now?

What a woman of passion!

Will you marry me?

You want to marry me?

Marry you?

Yes, today. We can hold

the wedding this evening.

Are you crazy?

I already have a fianc.

Damn! Where is he?

In America, on tour.

One fianc's not enough

for a woman like you.

One in America, one here.

Ask my friends. Ahmed never lies.

Bring your accordion tonight.

Will you come?

Ill be waiting! Fiance!

What's up? You want kebabs?

The Russians are coming!

Ahmed, get up to the roof. Quick!

SICK PEOPLE:

Don't shoot!

We have an offer to make.

Are you going to shoot?

Make sure you don't miss.

Don't shoot!

Get out!

What do you want?

My captain wants to speak to yours.

Captain, come here.

Well?

We have one of your corpses.

Want to ID it?

Check if it's one of ours.

Quick.

- Any dope?

- Two crates of ammo for five ounces.

1, 500 rounds? What kind of sh*t is it?

Top quality. Try some.

We don't sell crap.

OK. We'll leave the crates

with the body.

Well?

its Salman.

How much?

2,000 bucks.

Tell Mahomet, he'll fix it.

Take Askhab and get the body.

Let's sit down a while

and count the money.

All right.

A villager said he was yours.

If not, we wouldn't have known.

Count out 2,000.

No 100 dollar bills?

Small bills aren't money anymore?

You went begging to gather

all that together?

F*** me!

The 20th Paratrooper Regiment.

You were in Afghanistan, then?

Did you guys save our asses?

in the Chungur ambush?

Your commander had a stammer.

Poltavchenko, a great guy.

Great guy.

What's your name?

There's time for a quick joint.

You'll really marry me?

Don't shoot! it went off by accident!

Hold your fire!

Our captain's over there!

You fuckwits!

Are you totally wasted?

Sir...

Shut it!

You'll end up in deeper sh*t!

Captain!

Wait!

Get back in!

Hurry!

- You forgot the money!

- We'll manage without it!

We had an agreement.

Give it to your mullah!

I owe you that after Chungur.

Im sorry.

You will forgive me, won't you?

Ill pray for you every day.

I won't abandon you.

You'll find someone else.

What are you doing?

- Nothing.

- Where are you going?

Lucia, are you afraid of men?

Me? Yes. I don't know... No.

Im getting married.

He asked for my hand.

Who?

The best-looking Chechen,

in a black hat.

He plays the accordion too.

it takes your breath away.

That's it!

I can't cheat on him.

On who?

Bryan.

He'll find two new ones.

You can have

my new patent leather shoes.

No, I can't accept.

Take them, please.

Ill just try them on, then.

Perfect.

If Bryan comes tomorrow,

what'll you tell him?

Go, don't turn down

your chance to be happy. Go.

- Go!

- No, I can't go!

it only happens once in a lifetime,

never twice.

So?

I have some presents for you too.

Goga, here.

"The Miraculous Power Of Water".

Thank you.

Zoia...

- My toy elephant.

- Ill take it later.

Take it now. Im going.

Thank you.

A silver spoon for your first baby.

Can I have your accordion?

I can't. "its my breadwinner. "

As my dad, the human torso,

used to say.

Hi, everyone.

Janna, Ive never been good

at giving presents

but I don't think this will spoil you.

Far from it, in fact.

I wish you happiness.

- I only wore it once.

- A hat!

Ive dreamt of one.

Hats suit me so well!

To be honest,

I never thought you'd do

something like this.

its a powerful symbol.

As the world ignores this tragedy,

you're marrying a man who is fighting

against Russian imperialist policy.

its an act of international significance.

All the mass media

should know about it.

I call it popular diplomacy in action.

Even if, I have to admit

that Im going to miss

your gym classes terribly...

along with your humanity.

Im not afraid of saying it.

- Shut your mouth, Vika.

- All right.

We've found a proper wedding veil!

That's my bedspread.

Calm down, Vera.

I don't want a veil. Hats suit me better.

Janna, come over here.

Roustam, help us.

One...

Two...

Three...

What a knockout!

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