Donald Cried Page #3
- So we gotta make sure
we get there real f***ing early
before the sun rises.
And we'll f***ing both
kick down the f***ing door,
together we'll both
f***ing boot it in.
You f***ing hop on top of the
counter, f***ing threaten everybody,
"you better get the f*** down, or I'm
gonna start spraying this place!"
You run to the back because
you have all the codes,
all the access codes.
I'll stay out front.
Just listen for a second.
I'll stay out front.
Crowd control. You f***ing
throw me the cash,
I'll grab it. We're gonna need something
really, really fast parked outside.
I back out of the place like
this, making sure no one moves,
'cause we don't want
anyone to see our identity.
You're outside
peeling the car around,
you know how to get
around New York, right?
So you know all the access,
exit routes and stuff?
- Yeah.
- We'll be out of there.
We will never have to worry
about a thing again.
That would be f***ing cool.
- Right?
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
- It'll be great.
Are you seeing anybody?
No. I want nothing to do
Yeah. Wow!
You remember her?
Real psycho.
Yeah, she's insane.
She jerked me off in the dugout.
- And you were on the lookout.
- I was the lookout.
But anyway, she jerked
me off, and we f***ed.
And I got her pregnant.
Yeah. And at that time I felt
like it was the right move.
Like, I felt like it was good for me to maybe
start a family and move forward, that way.
- Okay.
- So I quit my job,
and stayed home,
and raised the child.
she was out still partying.
She wasn't ready for
that next step, so,
she was out partying and I ended up
finding her f***ing somebody else,
who ends up being the real dad.
And his father had a biotech
company in Orlando,
and they moved down there
and I haven't seen them since.
Right now it's about
the next chapter in my life.
Right now it's a new chapter.
Starring me,
and what my future is.
So, I just am ready to move on
there, so I wouldn't even sweat it.
Do you know
that's definitely not your kid?
Did you get it tested?
Like a DNA test?
She told me.
You didn't want to get tested
to find out? That might be...
To be honest,
I'm not ready for it.
So...
It's fine.
I guess.
It kinda seems like
a big deal to me.
Hey, look who it is.
Look who it is.
- Oh, Jesus.
- You wanna say something?
I actually would really love...
No, no, no.
- They don't want to see us. -No,
let's not, let's not. Hey, hey, hey.
Let's... Donald, please.
Brenda?
Brenda?
- Hey.
- Hi!
- How's it going?
- Good, good. How are you?
- It's Donald.
- Yeah, yeah, I remember you.
Yeah, look who came
into town to visit me.
- Hi.
- It's Pete Latang.
Oh, wow! You look so different.
How are you?
- I'm good. How are you doing?
- I'm good.
Who's this?
Your husband?
- Yeah, this is Shawn.
- Donald.
- Hi.
- Shawn?
- That's a cool name, bro.
I like that. -Thanks.
That's f***ing cool, dude.
You look really good,
by the way.
- Thank you.
- Yeah, you look really...
She was like one of the...
One of the hot chicks.
I went to high school
with these guys.
Guys were kind
of the metal heads.
Yes, we were, yes, we were.
I just wanted to say that, like,
you look really good,
'cause I know that women can get
self-conscious after they have kids and stuff,
and I just wanted to say that
you look good.
Thank you. Thank you.
- Donald.
- Good to see you guys.
We'll make a move?
- What's that?
- You wanna make a move?
- Yeah.
- Okay, let's do that.
Well, I'm almost done.
Do you think that once we took
off I could probably get that...
You know, he asked you
to homecoming, right?
- You remember when he asked
you to homecoming? -Donald...
Um...
- No.
- No?
He asked, like, you, Tina rose,
- Melanie Gwirk.
- Oh, boy.
He asked, like,
all of the hottest girls.
- You did, but I completely
understand why. -Sorry.
I was like, "what, are
you out of your mind?
None of these girls are
going to like you."
And you know what we did? He wanted
to go on this revenge tour...
- Hey, hey...
- Don't kick me.
- We wanted to go on this revenge tour.
- Donald.
Me and him both did poop and
we both did a poop in bags...
That we did not do. We did a lot
of things, that we did not do!
Now, we should probably
get going. Let's make a move.
- We did do that.
- No, we didn't.
- Yes, we did.
- No, we didn't.
Yes, we did. We did do that. He's
embarrassed now but we did that.
We did. Swear to god we didn't.
- Swear to god?
- I swear to god we didn't.
- Okay.
- Yeah.
- Swear to god!
- Enough!
We did do it, bro.
Hi!
I'll get this bill.
I'll take care of it.
Hey, baby.
Great to see you guys.
You too.
Baby.
Hey.
Are you f***ing mad about that?
'Cause you f***ing
stormed out of there.
No, I'm not mad.
- It seemed like you were mad.
- I'm not.
You sure?
Yeah.
They f***ing...
When you left, like, right
a second after you left,
everyone at the table,
we were all f***ing, just...
Cracking up!
- Yeah, yeah, laughing?
- Yeah.
I mean, no, slinging sh*t all over
someone's house, it's hilarious.
- They thought it was funny.
- Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
I mean, I don't know why you f***ing could
care about what she thinks anyway, right?
I don't care about
what she thinks, Donald.
- You sure?
- Yeah.
- You seem like you do.
- I don't care, dude!
Dude, I don't care about anybody
in this town. Do you understand?
Man, I really appreciate
- Are you mad?
- I'm not mad.
I just...
If I could just get that money,
uh, you know, I lost my wallet,
I'm really in a spot,
I'm dealing with this
Nona stuff. I just...
If you could give that to me, I'm
going to grab a cab, and just...
You know, hit the road.
Okay?
All right. I mean...
I don't have any money.
I just spent it.
I bought us breakfast.
So, I can get...
Well, just give me
what you have then.
Well, I don't have
anything on me.
I could get some, or I could see,
but I can't promise anything.
You know, but I could see
what I could do.
- All right. Let's do that.
- You look f***ing mad.
Dude, you look like you're
gonna f***ing kill somebody.
You look like you're gonna
f***ing kill somebody.
F***!
- Eighth place.
- Great, let's go.
I haven't been able to...
That's the best I've gotten...
- Please, come on.
- For some reason I can't get to b8.
That's my opening attempt, 650.
That's 650!
That's like eight of you.
Who do you like, a buck, ten?
Look at that.
They smell seven.
Seven hundred is
going to fall that day.
See that belt I got on?
So I don't get a hernia.
Now, they're crying.
Crying...
They want 700 pounds.
Seven hundred pounds, sorry.
Amazing.
You're late, what do you want?
I just wanted you to, uh...
- I wanted you to meet somebody.
- We're not f***ing hiring!
He's not looking
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