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-What about me? Ha!

Nothing, for me nothing!

Hurry up!

This is absurd,

we can't go on like this!

Pay me and we are even!

-But of course I will!

As soon as we come

back from Barcelona.

Oh, not again please!

I already said, I not go

back there, didn't I?

I mean,

what do you want?

Need to follow one

another man escapade,

just to get dumb on again?

We will show the world,

how to live an exception life.

Forget it!

-Lets this is a yes then!

Look at them!

Barely patience to be off!

-Get off!

But we honoring money!

-Are you with him?

Didn't I make myself clear?

Come on!

-No!

My friend,

a knight Aaron is not want who

just dos it to worth expects, no!

He must live as

his heart dictate.

You forget I'm not

like you Quixote.

I'm not a knight Aaron.

I'm just a simple man.

Can I suggest something?

It was good to see you again.

Good luck and have fun!

But I need you Sancho. You're the

only one who ever saw her.

Look Quixote!

I don't...

OK! Give me one good

reason why I should go!

The treasure?

-Not bad!

That treasure,

how much we talking about?

I mean, is it say any where?

I need another reason!

-Is that you sweetie?

Just in time to clean

the house! Hurry up!

There's a lot to do today!

OK, sweetie!

But I get the treasure,

you keep the girl!

God!

Little Sancho,

how I should put this?

Have you got any

spare cash on you?

Here we go again!

But what about me?

Does my opinion

count anything around here?

Sweetie?

Are you there?

But if you don't want

them to rich Barcelona,

why do you help them?

To play to the

gallery, of course!

If I want to be famous,

I have to start

with my own village.

Here everyone worship Quixote

and they'll believe

I supported him.

And now?

We have to stop him get

to Barcelona at all cost!

I want to humiliate them,

to get rid of them,

I want them vanish forever.

Quixote is already

wearing the first trap

That armor is a dangerous

is a damn madness.

And now I'll have the services

of sinister at knight

and you will help execute

my full proof plan.

Is that clear, Adalanida?

But does sinister really exist?

My little chickens!

No, I said no.

I'm not going...

Excuse me!

Excuse me, would you like to

be authentic knight?

Build your own armory

easy and stormans?

Windmill or China!

Check for yourself what is

today a special offer.

For sure it is...

-Horrible!

Magnicifient! -Or buy here your

own copy of Don Quixote!

So, that book was true.

You absolutely have

to one of copy

in pretend to avoid of it if you

want to be anyone around here.

A bargain! 10 euro crowns!

-But I'm don Quixote!

Of course, you are!

They all are.

-What are they doing here?

They want to see Dulcinea

before dual of course.

-Can this be... possible?

So, who is written that?

Miguel De...Cervantes!

There is that great story about

how Sancho found Dulcinea...

OK!OK! I'll take it

but forget those speeches

about Sancho and Dulcinea.

Is this by the

secret law of sugary

home of the peerless Dulcinea?

Hey, hey, I don't need autograph.

Don't think I'll sell the original

for 20 euro crowns, do you?

But we said 5! -That was before

I knew it was adaptation!

What's all is

about the book then?

What is in the book

life will teach you?

Hey you, get in line!

I'm Don Quixote

De La Mancha, my beloved...

Get in the line!

Relax Sancho, soon as they

see us they'll sent for us.

Invitation, membership card?

-But...

No sneaker! Next!

Noble guardian at the

virgin peerless Dulcinea

Please, announce the

arrival of Don Quixote!

Let him in!

No, no, he's Quixote!

Actually my squire here present

and Dulcinea all ready equated.

A great honor, 100 euro crowns.

-Just to see her?

Per person, discounts

only for babys, pensioners

and veterans of the

battle of La Panto.

YOU!!!

And the other gentleman?

I'll see you in Barcelona,

everything is free there.

But how I'll know is truly her

without you by my side?

Nice to have business

with you gentlemen.

This way! Hurry along

now and no pushing!

If it's her,

just give me a sign!

Is it really you beautiful lady?

Move back!

Well...

-How...should I know.

I can't see your face.

Move it to the line,

pelecho!

Are you crazy?

-Well... technically, yes.

Could you possibly draw that

curtain back a little, my friend?

I wait to calling

to five:
one, two...

You dare sounds me!

They are in trouble,

we have got to help!

No way! I can't stand

fight them! -Coward!

So, I guess this is where we

will all get bitten to a pope!

What's wrong with

that piece of junk?

Well... according to a legend,

the sword live inside

in this armor.

Is there room in there

for two of you?

Allow me to express my

sorrow for all of this.

See how my heart

beats in torment.

My beloved one,

I always...

Perhaps you gonna

too fast for her?

Can I come in?

-They kidnap Dulcinea!

What have you done

with our little Dulcinea?

No time to waste!

I must save my love!

Confess! Are you not

at sinister service?

How dare you claim

such a thing?

If I were you,

I would run!

Oh, I'm with you,

let's get out of here.

That old piece of junk,

gives me the willies.

Brothers knights!

Gentlemen,

who is Don Quixote? -I!

-I! -Me! -I!

Then I say,

why been Don Quixote?

Why not Lancelot,

Perceval, Amades?

King Arthur or his friends?

What kind of knights are you?

Because, of all you are

knights, aren't you?

YES! -YES!

-Pursuing justice,

protecting widows, helping orphans

and seeking true love.

Yhaa, Yhaa!

Absolutely!

So why not do so

each on your own way?

You, sir...

what was your name before

you becoming a fake Quixote?

My name was Peter!

Peter the Panmaker,

but there's got to be

more to life than that.

Quite so but why

not edit yourself?

Sir Peter, the Panmaker.

Sir Peter Pan!

Sir Peter Pan?

Yes, I like it!

Before you know it, that name

will be famous is... Don Quixote.

You think so?

-Ridiculous!

And you... what's your name?

My name...Remisio and

I sell the balloons!

They call me Globus.

-Sir Globus is...globe.

Then... who is Quixote?

-Not me! -No,no, not me!

I intrude heaven,

to protect you my friends!

The world will

remember your deeds!

And one day we should

get round the fire

and with great joy

recall our adventures!

To adventure!

-Yhaaa!!!

To adventure!

And now what?

They all nuts!

You are a genius!

I would never thought of that!

-What do you mean?

That nonsense you made

up to get rid of them.

It was no trick, my friend!

Perhaps you too join us one day.

Come on, Sancho

let us free my love from

evil jaw of sinister.

We don't even know it was her!

She was!

Trust me!

Enough!

My olympic days are over!

But wasn't that guy blind!

I do so hate the country side.

Not to get occasional

picnic or anything but...

taste like a dish cloth.

How do you imagine her?

Who?

-Dulcinea?

I told you before, I don't

want to talk about love.

So, far I'm concern

it's not such a thing!

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