Donkey Xote Page #4

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I shell respect you on the

refuge on the condition

you immediately release

the beautiful Dulcinea

the queen of my days

and princess of my nights.

O, that's nice!

Release me, you say?

The macho man hasn't be warn

looking get a better of me.

I have no words Dulcinea!

Love weakness my

voice and my will.

And you are?

-Don Quixote De La Mancha!

At your faithful service!

-Ah, not another one!

Don't waste

your time, sunshine!

Well, I never imagine the

moment quite like that.

Why don't humans

understand what we say?

They can't be

too intelligent, can it?

After all, we understand

everything they say.

It's all for the best, Rucio!

Your master got his island,

mine is Dulcinea

and I got a mare,

with a magnificent apartment.

But it's all lie!

It's always been a lie!

Where are you?

-Crap!

Not as long we believe in it!

-Hanky?

Hanky?

Rucio, we are off, right now!

-Not now!

I said, no!

What I have done?

What I have done?

I'll never be able to look

Quixote in the face again!

Hanky, are you deaf or something?

My dear Don,

cool your eking heart,

Dulcinea will speak

with you or else...

Without her I'm nothing!

And your thoughts now

are on marriage?

Marriage? So soon?

And how long you been

searching her heart?

For all eternity!

Time goes by Quixote!

I married duchess

without knowing her.

Well, I don't suppose

I know her now really!

Yhaa, if you put it like that!

So, you except?

We still far away!

You could brought a horse!

Still a good way to gone to

until rich Alabantaria, governor!

Good! The further

the better!

Queen of my days,

princess of my nights,

I'm your faithful servant.

Must you keep repeating yourself?

So, what's an offer, exactly?

True love!

Something a little

more tenantable?

One must married well,

you know!

I haven't ask her yet!

What pretends of love is this

if you can't show

how much you care?

Don't I deserve

a diamond necklace?

Aren't I worth a house

in a country?

A private pension?

Paid holidays in Palm Beach?

A weekly face shop?

Get him out of my side!

How can this skinflint

possibly be true Quixote?

But I am he!

Yhaa, the one who

fight the windmills

and travel the world for love,

without even knowing me.

-Chance!

If they would giants!

-Look!

I never ask a thing not

battles nor adventures

and now all we want

is a decent wedding.

The true Quixote

wouldn't reject me

just because I wasn't up

to his strings.

He wouldn't treat

me like some toy!

Wisdom was never

so painfully game.

I have been selfish Dulcinea!

Let's us do what you say!

Immediately!

All that is mine is yours!

-Great! Tonight, a party!

And you give the wedding new

clothes even we braided for you

with all my love.

Sweetie pie,

where are you?

I tell you sinister,

they'll never rich Barcelona!

They are finished!

That is supplements

for your serve!

Looking them self

get walp by central

exclusive rights

in case you decide

to sell to sury some day.

Is that clear?

Now let me see,

we have to pay rent on

the set and the castle.

My husband has to conductive very

expensive wedding tomorrow.

And you come begin to imagine

the amount top quality meat

that beast eats every day?

This is what we agreed,

the rest later.

Are you going to say

anything? -Yes!

I want to keep Bartolomus!

-Oh, what for?

To eat people!

-But he is vegetarian!

I want to keep Bartolomus!

-What about me?

That Quixote don't look

like his so loaded after all.

But his friend is my dear

and he feel so guilty

he won't deny a thing...

Who was it?

Are you OK,

hanky darling?

Don't you like my

new hair style?

You really think a

somebody bright like me

would be interested in

some cheap tranter.

Uh, now I am angry!

You are like so...

pathetic!

Nice out Don Quixote!

You have to admit Disidora

has impeccable taste.

Who?

-Did I say Disidora?

My friend, forget Barcelona!

You got your Dulcinea now!

The truth is,

I wondering

my good friend Sancho

will be back in time to

the wedding. -Of, course!

How could he miss this?

I have got this funny feeling

we been go around in circles.

It's a trick, can't you see?

Now I understand!

Of course! -Great!

Listen, they give me a wrong map!

-Oh, really?

How can be this

the island Beriteria

if doesn't got water

all around it?

And did you figured out all by

yourself or did the donkey help?

Thanks for your help guys

but I heading back to the castle!

Quixote needs me

and I don't think

I be much a

governor anyhow.

What I would owe you?

You're not going back any place!

I'm a free man!

I'll do what I want!

-No! You won't!

Roasted over a

slow flame, I think!

Wait!

Rebutted was fer enough

but burned alive?

Don't worry boss!

Now you making me dizzy!

Oh, a great plan!

Really effective! No!

Smoke?

No, thank you, I don't smoke.

-FIRE!!!!!

Rocinante!

Couldn't you even wait for

us to be properly cooked?

Don't you touch him!

We have got out from here!

Everything is under control!

Sorry but I am too

young to die!

What's all this?

Him!

-Him!

O, my love, what did

they done to you?

If I don't get

married tomorrow

someone will have

to confessant me.

Dum's OK but not a vegetable!

Rocinante!

My brave steed!

-What about me?

Who's more important me

or some stupid horse?

Queen of my days

and princess of my nights

I have many wished

way to bit. This wedding...

Enough of this childless pranks!

What do you two waiting for?

Sorry? -Why waiting to

until tomorrow

we have such a

magnificent full moon.

It isn't quite a full yet...

Who cares? Why not get

married right now?

Disi...

-Dulcinea!

Do you take Quixote to be...

-YES!

And you Quixote,

do you take this beautiful lady

to be lovely wedding wife?

This isn't a way I imagine this.

Did you understand a

question, Quixote?

I...

Well, I...

-No! No!

Sancho?

Governor of...

There'll be no wedding Quixote!

I lied to you!

I never saw Dulcinea

all that time ago.

I look quite enough,

day and night, day after day

for you, for the best

for my only friend

but the truth is,

she doesn't exist.

Then this lady...

-Ha, lady?

Some jumping magic comes along

and says I am not

your Dulcinea

and you believe him?

-I invent it all!

And this one's just

another adventure!

Try inventing knees, buster!

This is a real woman!

Come along my dear!

Better luck next time!

Yes, my love!

Rucio, I hope your

insurance covers it.

I never thought to be

so glad to see you.

James! James!

Wake up!

This isn't funny!

Too late!

James!

Nor you are be happy.

We're going home!

You know,

I am not sure about

anything anymore.

Rocinante!

That way to the village!

Teresa will be hoping

mad but at least

we will get something to eat.

After all, Barcelona

is a long way

and it'll just be more

the same, right?

This is the end, Sancho.

It's over!

All my life I been a coward,

run away from reality,

but you can't live an illusions.

A coward? You live

the great life!

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