Doogal Page #3

Get the diamonds!

No!

We don't have a choice.

We have to go now.

There's nothing more we can do here.

Come on, Doog.

Hurry.

No, Sam, the evil laugh really comes from the back of the throat.

None of them wanted to believe it, but in his heart, Doogal knew it was true.

Zebedee had gone forever.

l can't believe he's really gone.

Zeb's dead, baby.

Zeb's dead.

But Zebedee's magic is the only thing that can stop Zeebad.

What are we gonna do?

Be strong, Ermintrude.

We have to be brave.

The world is counting on us.

After all, that was Zebedee's dying wish.

What are we gonna do?

Without Zebedee, we're nothing.

Yeah.

Then we should just give up.

No!

Brian's right!

We're gonna save our world!

Dylan, where's the map?

lt's right here.

There--head for the tallest mountain, straight ahead!

That's the spirit, everyone!

lt would take a sea of boiling lava to keep us from those diamonds now!

No way.

Hey, look on the bright side--

when the rest of the world freezes over, we could all live here.

This can't be the end.

I've got to save Florence!

Well, then, we can't leave without the diamond, and it's somewhere over there.

Hey, Doogal, aren't dogs supposed to, like, fetch?

Not me.

The only tricks l know are, ''Sit, Doogal,'' and chasing my tail till l pass out.

And l'm allergic to being burnt up.

What about Dylan?

He's got nine lives.

Yeah.

That's a cat. genius.

Enough!

Huh?

Ahem.

We should all go together.

Or...

...one of us stays here, in case something happens.

He's not a dog, he's a chicken.

Hmm?

All right, all right.

l understand.

You don't want to go without your leader.

Ooh!

ls anybody else hot?

The bridge was very, very high.

The path was very, very narrow.

The lava was very, very hot.

Do you think they were scared ?

Wouldn't you be?

Ohh!

Careful!

lt's okay.

This is gonna be a snap.

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

No!

Hang on!

Hang on!

Up!

Pull us up!

Dylan, do something!

Give it some gas!

l don't know what to do!

Watch out!

What does this one do?

Up, down, up, down...?!

l think l can, l think l can, l think l can, l think l can...!

Hey!

I can!

That wasn't even funny!

Excuse me.

Pardon me.

Okay, no need to panic.

Now!

Now panic, everybody!

Whoa!

That was awesome!

Could we go again?

Can we?

Can we go again?

Guys!

Hey, guys, over here!

Hurry up!

l think l see it!

Look at it!

lt's beautiful!

Ladies and gentlemen, presenting the first diamond.

And you guys thought we couldn't do it.

l hope l am pure of heart enough--

Woop!

Just kind of pops right out.

My precious!

Kidding!

There's a picture inside of it.

What--what if they never come back?

I'm so cold!

Come on, we can't give up hope.

Look!

It's Florence!

Strange.

For a second there, I thought I heard something.

Never mind.

It couldn't have been.

She heard me?

Florence, it's me, Doogal!

You've got to hang on!

Doogal, is that you ?

I-I can't hear you!

No, come back!

Florence!

Doogal!

She's my best friend.

lf Florence doesn't make it, l don't know how I will.

Ohh.

Ohh!

For me?

And l didn't get you anything.

And now, the map.

Who said anything about a map, huh?

Oh, Doogal, you didn't.

But they tortured it out of me.

Yes.

We're proud of our work.

Let's have it.

l'm sorry.

Where's my head?

- Please?

Over my dead body.

See, Sam?

Try to be civil, use the ''P'' word--

l guess now l'll have to get the garlic butter!

You're bluffing.

Look, it's the map, or you're snail parmesan.

You mess with the snail and you talkin' to the cow!

Here.

Take the stupid map.

You can't read it.

lt's in Pig Latin.

Oh, really?

lce-nay Y-tray.

l studied Pig Latin in ''lce School,'' dog.

Sorry we can't stay, but you know how it is.

Diamonds to find, planets to freeze.

Been nice seeing you all again.

Come on, Sam.

Gonna play a little game called Break the Bridge.

Sounds like fun, sir.

What's the objective?

Just...follow...me!

Like this, sir?

Ten-hut!

Yes!

Hello!

That's good!

Yes, sir!

Hi!

Ohh!

This is a bad game!

Ohh!

Good work, Sam!

l should give you a raise!

Yes, sir.

Dude, that guy's, like, totally villainous, man.

What is up with that? l mean, did he not get enough structure as a kid, or, l don't know...?

How are we ever gonna get out of here?

That's it!

Show's over!

We're finished!

Just as l was about to hit it big!

You are big.

Thanks, Doogie, but l want to go out singing like Aretha, not grilled up like some big old sirloin steak.

Hey, now, wait.

Might l remind you that we are carrying a secret weapon.

You mean our faith in each other and the power of friendship?

Sure, that, and...

Zebedee's magic box!

Cool!

Now, if l could just get my head around how to work this thing.

Did Zebedee give anyone the instructions?

Just press the button!

Okay!

Chill!

A boat.

Great.

And now we'll just sail away on the boiling lava.

Wait, wait, wait, wait.

l've got a set of tools.

Anyone seen Pimp My Boat?

He's really lost it this time.

Ooh, this heat is makin' my skin all leathery!

l must look like a walkin' handbag!

Oh, no, Ermintrude.

l think you look--

that is, l find you--

Look, in case we don't make it out of here, l just want you to know that--

Hey, anyone need a lift?

Whoa!

Dylan had made a balloon out of the tents--

a hare-brained idea, you might say.

A rather good one, if you ask me.

Bunny, bunny, bunny!

A flying boat?

ot bad!

That's some smart thinking.

lt's all about altitude over attitude, Ermin-dude.

Excuse me.

We still have one small problem.

We have no idea where we're going.

Brian's right.

We could drift around here for years.

Or, we could just, like, follow them.

♪ Take one down--

watch it, it's hot! ♪

♪ 98 kettles of tea on the wall ♪

♪ 98 kettles of tea on the wall ♪

♪ 98 kettles of tea... ♪

♪ No kettles of tea on the wall ♪

All right, next song.

Any requests?

How about ''The Sound of Silence''?

Okay.

You'll have to harmonize.

l'll take the high notes, and--

No, Sam.

Zip it.

l gotta get my head on straight about these diamonds.

The map only tells us so much. lf l fail, we're in for a world of green fields, and flowers, and all kinds of--

And trees, and rainbows, and fuzzy little bunny rabbits with big heads--

Just pipe down and row, Garfunkel!

Soon, l will have ultimate power.

There'll be no sun!

And l'll get a blue Humvee that reads ''lce Man'' on the side of it.

Booya!

Sam...you're ruining the moment.

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