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out my soul to him.

I don't know when my

dear Budhi will come.

Here I come, aunty.

I've come, uncle.

Budhi, you've come,

my dear has come.

You'd gone to Kashi university,

hadn't you?

Did you get your PUC certificate

or you just ate and became

fat like a buffalo.

Fat? I'm fat? Shall I show

you the mirror? Shut up!

If this time you fail, then

my heart will also fail.

If this is the matter, uncle, call

a doctor immediately. Why?

Because this time too there are

good chances that I'll fail.

Will you again fail?

Aunty, I've got Banarasi

sari for you from Kashi.

God bless you, my son.

You always get a sari for me

whenever you go to give your exam.

I bless you, God willing, may

you fail for another 12 years

and you keep bringing sari for me.

Uncle. What is this? This is

a container. I've got it for you.

It contains the sacred

water of Ganga.

When you are on the verge of dying

I'll sprinkle this holy water

on you with Basil leaves.

Keep it safely. It's a useful thing.

Budhi! When did you come?

When did you come! Talk with

respect. I'm elder to you.

Take this. I've got sacred

thread for you from Kashi.

Wear it on your neck. Your

sins will become less.

Do one thing, put it on your

neck, and hang yourself.

Uncle, Nagender's bad

luck is unlucky.

You only keep these

two things carefully.

It will help you in your bad times.

You fool! Do you know

how much money

I had to spend for

your PUC certificate?

How much?

When he'll marry my

brotherinlaw's friend's son

his wife will bring crores

of rupees as dowry.

Because she is the only daughter.

And they're going to give all their

wealth to their soninlaw.

Stop your nonsense!

Look at this sh*t fool and

that fairy like girl.

No, no, no. If she marries, then

she'll marry my son Nagender.

No, uncle. This is injustice.

I agree that my brain's battery

is a bit low. A bit!

Yes, I mean the current

of understanding

comes a bit late.

This doesn't mean that you'll

cancel my marriage.

No, I'm the eldest in this house.

I'll marry first.

My newly wed, where

is your palace?

Princess, have mercy on me.

If you miss your target, then

this bullet will hit my head.

Shut up! Ready one two three

You! Princess, egg.

Shall I make omelette.

You shut up!

Daughter, what is this.

This gun, this shooting.

This foolish Bhola made

me miss my target.

Next time, either this hen

will live or this Bhola.

Dear, it's the age of your marriage.

And you play with guns and knives.

What to do daddy? I get bored.

Shall I tell you what to do

to pass your time? What?

Do you remember Ramgard's jungle?

Yes, you used to say that one

of your friends stays there.

Yes, now he is no more.

But his son lives there.

And my friend's brother, Sher

Singh, too lives there.

Even he has a son. And both

are of marriageable age.

You can marry with one of them.

I'll call them here.

No, daddy, you don't call them.

I'll myself go in that jungle.

I'll get to see them and also

get the chance to hunt.

Yes, Brijmohanji. Yes. What?

You're sending Pooja here?

When is she coming? Yes,

you don't worry.

I'll send the jeep. No,

no, no problem.

After all, your daughter is

my tobe daughterinlaw.

I'll look after her as my

own child. Okay, bye.

My girl is coming! I'll go with

the jeep right away! I go

Shut up!

You don't listen properly

and you jump like a bear.

She's coming tomorrow.

You called him bear for

such a small thing.

Calling him a bear is

like respecting him.

He's worst than a cave man.

Aunty, am I worst than a cave man?

No, dear.

Don't take your uncle's

talks to heart.

You try to entice your Pooja.

With my beautiful face, I'll hit.

With my beautiful face, I'll hit.

Where has this stupid

driver gone? Idiot.

Okay, I will myself drive this jeep.

That rascal will come

running after me.

Today the weather is good, Bansi.

Bansi, someone is running away

with our jeep. Nab him.

Good morning.

Monkey. Yes, monkey.

And this jeep, which you're driving.

Both these things belong

to me. Did you like it?

Shut up! Where had you gone leaving

the jeep in the station?

And on top of that you came here

bringing this monkey

with you. Idiot!

Enough, enough, enough.

Mind your tongue, madam.

My Bansi is short tempered.

He'll beat you with

the whip of his tail.

How dare you talk like that!

I'll complain about

this to my uncle.

I'll change my name if I don't

cut you and this monkey's tail.

First, put this monkey down

and drive this jeep.

Before driving the jeep

you'll have to apologize

to both of us.

What! I and apologize to both

of you! What nonsense!

Do you know who I am!

Very well.

You're a relative of Bansi.

You!

You! First you apologize then

only will I take you.

What do you think? That I can't

go without this old jeep?

I can walk. Madam, madam,

you can definitely go.

But let me tell you one thing.

The big and dangerous animals

in this jungle

have got bored eating the

flesh of the small animals.

They'll enjoy eating the flesh

of a beautiful girl like you.

And you've just stepped into

youth. God bless you.

I'm not scared of anyone.

This is a jungle.

And you're alone.

You don't have any

friends with you.

This is a jungle.

And you're alone.

You don't have any

friends with you.

Your eyes are like deer,

the lion will eat you.

Where are you going?

Bears don't spare any girls.

Bears are really very cunning.

Lion will drink your sweet blood.

And live longer.

You'll scream with fright and

the cheetah will take you away.

This is a jungle.

And you're alone.

You don't have any

friends with you.

The eagle will bite

you on your cheeks.

You'll dance with pain.

The snake will grab

your thin waist.

But the thorn will

taste this body.

This is a jungle.

And you're alone.

You don't have any

friends with you.

When the elephant runs with joy.

It will mash you up like

a delicate flower.

Apologize and say you're sorry.

I'll save you from

all the dangers.

This is a jungle.

And you're alone.

You don't have any

friends with you.

Your eyes are like deer,

the lion will eat you.

Hang on, have you seen Poojaji?

You're Sher Singh uncle's

Nephew, BRMCD.

Budhi Ram Makar Chand Dimagwala.

PUC 12 times appeared, never passed.

So you're Budhi. I'm Pooja.

Where did she go?

Forgive me. I couldn't

control my emotions.

It's alright, Budhiji.

Budhiji, who kept this driver?

God might have kept him, we didn't.

This is not our driver.

Then our jeep?

Our jeep is this.

While coming to the station

some dust got into its carbonator.

I see. Now I understand.

Why this person was acting

so smugly. Was he?

Yes. Budhiji, if

you truly love me

then thrash this driver

for troubling me.

I'll just do it. What's

the need of beating him?

It's this poor person's first

mistake. So we'll forgive him.

Excuse given. No, at least

slap him once. One slap.

No, it will be the

insult of my hand

to beat an ordinary driver.

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