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do give you and then you'll be all set

all right love to said my wife had never

stand for it my wife would never stand

for it have you gone Stan bonkers have

you lost your marbles

look boy far be it for me to interfere

between Manawatu Jourdain for trouble

toss me that ring spelling I'm serious

about it you've got to be rough with him

do you think I'm gonna give my wife a

poke in the eye just to please didn't

say that bird who goes for the

self-defense spring a surprise Allah

that's what I do

thank you for a cruise this weekend I

tell you what I'll do I'll give up my

weekend in Brighton and I'll come and be

your crew and your navigator I can just

eat it too you love it back there in the

old deck chair like a couple of

millionaires and how much is it gonna

cost you just a couple of bumper fuel

for the engine that's all to give your

wife the finest

anyone at any woman's ever had cruising

in our own yacht you know you're not

such an idiot after all that beers two

little pigs I could run the engine you

could do the navigation right but I'll

come back of the boat with me now and

take a look at it we can make a start on

the engine right away huh hey women what

about the missus do think it'd be all

right certainly am I a matter of mouse

well that's about 11

thank you thank you so much for

delivering at such short notice to you

see I want to give my husband a surprise

don't you think you very like this

succeed thank you very much you don't

think I've overdone it do you

no ma'am or I should say you judge did

you in our city you won't miss it and we

won't feel the impact of sudden wealth.

I think it's some strange I thought

you'd make the place look a bit more

homely darling it is the bus home lived

in low world

thank you do you think you could get

into the habit of calling it a houseboat

I mean it sounds so bleak to say we live

in a boat doesn't it after all it isn't

as though we're ever going to use this

as a boat no well I just asked city feed

the info I knew you wouldn't

oh yes I had to go down to the shops

well you know then I can chase it around

the house the boat by marvelous.

I couldn't done it better myself

lovely

certainly women are like dogs you gotta

tell them what the dinner make them

belly have another master ear boy cuz I

get confused I don't have to tell me

that just to be me fans in for sure

can't see what's happened to Charlie.

Mike's Pickers have trouble getting away

from his old woman never could see a

sign of a stag party took to Paris it's

in alright to tell my missus I was going

on a five-day bicycle race

are you still don't have to dress for

the party b*tch came to see me off

don't breathe a word about this cruise

until the day a good idea so keep the

element of surprise

you better get changed I'll bring it

down a glass of brandy oh I better be

going it I've got a blonde coming around

what's the trade any worse for an ice

cream bag your whip things I'm about to

drop a horse exhaust must have been

quite a little bad coming unexpectedly

like that it would tend to say it off

your balance

now look here there's no need to be

bloody stupid about this huh well how

the hell was I to know you were on the

pedaling gangplank as far as I was

concerned you were safely out of the way

I mean safe they're doing that been

doing the shopping but anybody would

think it was like trying to start up

finishing into the way you're carrying

on

we are draw your attention to the fact

that I am NOT carrying on well stop

sulking them three days anyway I can't

see why you wanted to stop the beastly

engine in the first place

all right then well I'll tell you

actually it was to have been a surprise

you think it wasn't

believe me you managed that bit all

right I thought things haven't worked

out at our honeymoon as well as they

might have that is a masterpiece of

understatement Cheers

you better get another bottle just in

case couldn't we start again I'd like to

make it up to you give you a sort of a

second honeymoon do you think we could

stand the strain please don't be bitter

darling after all how was I to know the

boat leaped you were wonderful but a

single word of complaint passed your

lips mmm god you're impossible

oh my wish I could stay angry with you

longer and I can't you know I was

thinking as I was working at the garage

I was thinking one day I'll give that

girl the best honeymoon a girl has ever

had when you're really darling when

you're really thinking of me but I ask

myself what more could any girl want and

a honeymoon cruising in our own yacht

silly

I don't suppose we'll ever be able to

afford to buy cunning conniving

so that's what your leading up to that's

why you started that drinking engine Oh

what are you getting some mad about I

was only thinking of you I want to split

your skull with this bottle

I'm sorry darling perhaps I shouldn't

have tried to keep it from you I thought

you'd be thrilled no packing or

unpacking just untie the ropes on our

way taking everything with us

you could have sat back in your chair

all day long like a millionaire million

heiress don't ripen a millionaire s

better Gunther said it's all our fault

I'll make up some story alright where

are we going little way down the river

we can turn back whenever you say after

our little relieve the monotony for you

monotony that's a good word it's about

the only thing we haven't had you my

darling are gonna have a honeymoon

you'll never forget

hey what are you doing with pets a

figure - or remember just untie and take

everything with us that's part of

everything

sorry I'm late this is Sandra do you

think it's just lousy weather all

they're asking for our ice cream vans I

read some of the other day every seven

years and this mate is the seventh year

I'm so happy for you

I've been looking forward to this cruise

ever sir have you yes that's mine

not Sandra's you wouldn't think by

looking at her that she's one of the

best strippers in the business she's got

a routine with three pigeons I do have

that bird enough clothes of me I found I

hadn't got a pin to wear I'm sure you'll

manage shall I lead the way yes you look

like a millionaire

yeah well he's eccentric now don't

forget

don't mention money to him he likes

people to think he's skint yes

oh yeah well I told you it is eccentric

come on

yes

the ng-controller to take notes why not

these up they're quite simple really

to go ahead press that button for

neutral that's all right at the club six

of us goes changing it plays much

smaller than this girl's she's on fire

she's not you know I do believe yes the

hell he is he's going to take her out

getting a bunt and the way is the

simplest matter in the world if of

course you're bad my experience so

ladies if you would mind step into the

rear or I'll stir into the wheelhouse

how is me that is even harder chauffeur

the chauffeur God

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