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You and this place-.

- You smoke the whole time.

-That's my business.

But I ain't no drug dealer.

- Nelther are you.

- I am now.

Then you're a fool.

(screamlnq)

Please, our at is tiny.

- She will find It soon.

-Push.

Mate, my mom cleans like crazy,

she'll nd It In a day.

Push, push.

Come on, push. Push, push.

Ijust need to make enough money

so I can move out of this dump.

You don't get It, do you?

Are you gonna help

me out or not?

Guys. .-.

Are you okay?

Oh, sh*t, I think

I lost the spli'.

Hay, that was our last one.

Sh*t.

Hay, stay away

from Victor, yeah'?

You don't need

that kind of trouble.

You sticking around?

Not tonight. Early start.

This was so important you

had to Interrupt my Pllates?

Yes.

Do you think you can afford It?

I'll need a bit of time

to get the money together.

I heard that Danny left

and you got some:

Muslim boy Instead.

Yeah, yeah, Danny had to go.

One too many foresklns.

This class ls far workers,

not for talkers.

Jeln In, or please leave.

Everybody grab their balls,

please.

She's a blt strict, Isn't she?

- Wa're gonna be reaching out..-

-I'm leaving, Nat.

- Where you gonna go?

- Where old Jews go to dle.

- Israel?

- Florlda.

That shop's my nest egg.

There's nothing here for me.

- There's nothing left for me.

- One more time.

When you called,

I thought it might be

for more social reasons.

- How long untll you go?

- Well, that depends.

Listen, If I can get

the money together,

will you sell It to me Instead?

Look, Nat, why don't you

come around to my place

and we can discuss

It together?

Well... All right,

but" It won't be tomorrow.

Maybe...

-l'm lonely, Natl

I haven't been on

my own for 40 years.

I'm lonely.

Can't you get that

Into your thlck head?

Okay, class. So we're gonna

be reaching out to the sky...

...and than hunch over.

There we go.

(door knock)

- Get a move on.

Okay, okay, won't be long.

(door ope")

(door closed)

There you are. Today you bake.

No, no, don't add more our.

Just keep kneading It.

Hey, hey, hey, don't bash It.

Don't be rough,

just rm but gentle.

Then fold It over,

that's It. Look.

Like this. Now press. That's It.

Baklng's an art.

You've gotta learn the feel,

the touch, the smell.

Go on, go on.

That's It, keep going.

Can't see how you're dolng.

Yeah.

- Here?

- Yep.

What do I do at the end?

That's It,

just scrunch It together.

- All right?

- And that's there?

Your first challah. Say It.

-"Challah."

- My first challah.

Man, I'm stuck In that bakery so

long, I don't have time to deal.

How about you just

stick to baking?

Yeah, but baking doesn't

get me out of here.

Why don't you just do both?

Like from the bakery?

No, that's the dumbest

thlng he's ever said,

and that's golng some.

- No, no, you're a genlus.

- That's It.

- Oh, man.

(door open) (wind chimes sound j

- Chocolate mufn, right.

- Don't worry, I'll get It.

How may I help you, gentlemen?

Can we lust get a couple

of bacon samles, please, yeah?

I mean, smoked salmon, yeah?

- WIth extra poppy seeds.

- Yeah.

One pound fifty, please.

You see how easy that was?

Now go and tell the word.

- Tell...

- Spread.

He means spread the word.

Okay, spread It. Quietly.

(door open and close)

(wind chimes sound)

Yeah, what can I get you?

Sorry, sorry.

- Bruv?

- No deal.

I go for lunch now.

Is there a problem?

- I want the special ones.

-I beg your pardon?

Well, you know,

with extra poppy seeds.

We don'! count the seeds

on every bagel, slr.

We haven't got the time.

- Look, look, I'll serve hlm-

-Ho, no, It's all right.

No, I Ilka to get to

know new customers.

- So can I get some

jolly green or what?

- We don't do green ones, sh.

- Well, whatever

you've got ls fine.

- Look, look,

I gave you your order.

But I want the

special poppy seeds.

Yeah, I know, yeah.

Yeah, special poppy seeds.

Are you some kind of

poppy seed connoisseur'?

Oh, connoisseur? Cool.

Is that the new Mexican stuff?

I think you'd batter

deal with him, eh, son?

(door open)

(wind chimes sound)

(door open)

(wind chimes sound)

gal!

(door open) (wind chimes sound)

Bloody bank, nightmare.

- Hello, boys. Usual?

- Yeah, please, Nat.

Do you often leave

the place unattended?

What? No, no, of course not.

- Where's that boy? Hello?

- F***.

L-low you been anyway? All right?

Oh, you know, it's just waiting

In the departure lounge of llfe.

Rubbish. You're as fresh

as those bagels.

I told him this was ready to go.

Yeah, wall, it's

just a bit stressful

at the moment, you know.

What with Danny gone.

Here you are, lads.

Enjoy them-

-Lovely. Thank you.

-see you In a few days?

Definitely.

- WIII do. Take care, Nat.

- All the best. See you later.

(door open and close)

(wlnd chimes sound)

What's that? Looks like

you're doing the breaststroke.

Oh, It's an old technique

from back home.

Makes bread light as a feather.

- Oh, yeah?

- Yeah.

Where you wine?

I'm galng to throw It away.

It's no good.

No, no, no. Come back.

No, It looks fine.

Come on, come on.

Just knead it a bit more,

that's all.

All right? There you go.

I can'! belleve It.

- They haven't told you?

- No.

I heard It from my wife,

who heard It from $ldney's wife

who heard It from Sidney,

who was at the board meeting.

- Dld they say why?

- Falllng membership.

Can't afford a

klddush every week.

Not even cake and biscuits?

It's my biggest account,

for God's sake.

Shabbat Shalom , Nat.

I hope you're checking your

Icing sugar for anthrax now.

- Nat, you hoard the news?

-Not from you, Rabbi-.

Listen, maybe we can do

a breakfast once a month.

-some challah, some cakes.

- Yeah.

I'm sorry, Nat.

It's tough. It's tough times-.

Dld you replace Danny

with a Muslim kid?

- Tough tlmas.

Jnterestlng.

And he's black, I heard.

Great challah, Dad.

- Dellclous. Who wants some more?

- Me!

(laughing)

Three men, three men had gene

to see the doctor.

One sitting there

outside the room, he says

"Oh, lwlsh I could pee.

The other old man says

Oh, I wish I could

have a bowel movement."

The other man says

Oh, every morning I pee at 9

I have a bowel

movement at 10.

I only wish I gut up before 11."

(laugh lily)

I got one, I got one.

This man really

wants to be an actor.

He gets a small part In a play,

but only has one llne:

"Captain, I can hear the cannons

In the distance.

He practices all the time.

Finally, It's opening night.

He comes on to do his line,

and suddenly 50 cannons gco off.

And the man says, "Jesus Christ,

what the hell was that?

(laugh III-H)

Oh, Rebecca.

- Is this new wine?

Good?

Let's use this from now on.

I don't understand It,

I felt fine yesterday.

Today the arthritis Is back.

Took me seven minutes

to get to the plsher.

- I-Iare you are, Rabbi.

Smashing challah last week.

- Thlrd one today.

- You let Mohammad bake yet?

- Yeah, he dld last week's batch.

- Yeah?

Perhaps he has a gift.

Maybe black magic.

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