Dr. Dolittle 2 Page #7

I'm just, you know, assuming the position.

Hey, you marked my tree.

Oh, no, I would never do that.|I would never mark your tree.

I don't even know what those words mean. I|drank a lot of water. It goes right through me.

- Come on, it smells like lemonade.|- Oh, yeah. Oh, I see your point.

Yours is very, very strong. It's like ammonia.

I'm actually getting dizzy,|to tell you the truth.

Come on, let's beat it. We're leaving.

You two are going? Well, have fun.|You make a very handsome couple.

God, I hate myself.

- Wow.|- Yeah.

- Bears have died trying to reach that hive.|- Well, if you want it, you got it.

- Don't even think about it. That's not funny.|- No, I'm gonna get it for you.

- Archie, I'm serious. It's too dangerous.|- OK.

- Promise me.|- OK.

- I like you, Ava.|- I like you too, Archie.

- Oh, what are you girls doin' over here?|- Sonny, don't.

- Beat it, circus boy.|- Sonny.

- Oh, you keep your yap shut.|- Your charm is matched only by your odour.

- And what does that mean?|- Just that you're a malodorous ignoramus.

What is he sayin'? I'm confused.|I don't like bein' confused.

- Yeah, he really doesn't.|- You'd think he'd get used to it, huh?

- Let's go, Ava. Tryin' to confuse me.|- Ava, don't go.

You can do better than me, but|don't do worse. I thought you liked me.

Of course I do, but you'll always be|a city bear, and I need more than that.

City bear. Great.

- Shall we put all our cards on the table?|- Of course.

This bear you brought up here has as much|likelihood of making little babies as Riley.

Ain't gonna happen.

On the other hand, thanks to you, I'm not|exactly drowning in favourable publicity.

So here's my offer.

I'll set aside ten acres, turn it into a sanctuary.|You can bring all your animal buddies there.

Plus, you'll be saving face. You won't have|to admit you failed. You don't look like a fool.

- Ten acres is ridiculous.|- That's the offer!

The deadline is Wednesday at 12 noon.

At 12.01 we'll be sending in every logger,|every piece of logging equipment we've got.

By Friday there won't be a tree standing.

- I need to run this by my wife.|- Excellent idea. There's a payphone out back.

Excuse me.

Calling the wife. Always a sign of weakness.

Hey, Johnny.

- What are you doing here?|- Doc, I know what to do. I got my big finish.

- Look, come in here, quick.|- All right.

Hey, I don't think I'm allowed in here.

OK, listen. I gotta tell you, this thing is over.|I'm sorry I dragged you into this.

I might have to get you an audition in Vegas|cos these guys offered me a deal.

No, no, the best you can do is not give|up on me, Doc. Come on, you told me!

- "Listen to your inner bear. " Remember?|- I don't know, Archie.

Look, I know how I can win Ava!

OK. I know I'm nuts or something,|but I'll give you one more chance.

- Yes! Yes!|- OK, let me get over there.

- Oh-oh. Oh-oh.|- "Oh-oh" what? What's the problem?

- Ice cream is acting up.|- What ice cream?

I got depressed after Sonny and Ava|and I went on a bender.

By the second gallon I realised I love Ava and|this ice cream called "Cherry Garcia".

- Hey, don't you dare throw up on me.|- Oh! That's not where it's gonna come out.

- Wait! You gotta do that, sit on the toilet.|- I can't hold it.

- You gotta lift the lid up first.|- This is not gonna be big enough. Oh, boy!

You'll be fine. Just sit there. I'm gonna|keep guard outside. Just take care.

Hey. Be with you in a second.|I'm taking care of business.

- Who you talking to in there?|- I'm talking to myself.

- Sometimes you gotta coax it down.|- Right.

Give my sphincter a little pep talk.|Excuse me. Come on down, you.

- Oh, my God!|- I gotta stay. Let me get the window open.

- Don't do nothing till I get it open.|- Oh-oh.

The window only opens a bit.|That's not enough.

Oh, hey! You're doin' it, aren't you?

- There she goes! Whoo!|- It's worse than I imagined it would be.

- Whoo!|- Archie! Oh!

Oh! Oh! Oh, Archie!

You just had ice cream?|That's notjust ice cream.

- Oh, Archie!|- It ain't that bad. Come on. Whoo!

Gentlemen, no deal.

Thanks for your time.

Hm?

Was that me?

- Can you hear me, Pepito?|- Stop staring. You're giving me a complex.

- I'm trying to blend.|- If you can hear me, match the table colour.

- What are you doing?|- I think he understands me.

If he understood me, I'd tell him|how sick I am of these animals.

That really hurt.

If you understood me, I'd tell you to cure your|dandruff flakes. It's like Christmas in July.

- I hate this place.|- So young, so angry. Damn that rap music.

- Hey.|- Hey.

So, how'd it go?

- Well, I told Potter no deal.|- I thought it wasn't working with Archie.

Archie's got an idea. He thinks he can win|Ava over, so I'm gonna see this through.

So that means we're stuck here? Oh.

- Charisse!|- Hey, Charisse. Hey!

Charisse! It's a long walk back to the city.

- We're not getting on, are we?|- I wanna go home.

I wanna go home too, but there's|something else that's bothering you.

I'm not saying it's your fault. Maybe it's mine,|maybe it's a phase you're going through.

Your mother thinks you got|a problem you're not telling us.

- No.|- You sure? There's nothin' bothering you?

- I'm sure.|- Charisse.

- I'm fine, Dad.|- OK. I'm not saying you do have a problem...

...but if you do, we work things out, right?|- Right.

- You cool?|- Cool.

All right.

- Your mother was a little worried and I was...|- Tell her I'm fine.

OK. OK.

- Dad?|- Yes! Yes!

I knew it. I knew something was|bothering you. Come on, talk to me. Really.

Daddy to daughter. Break it down.|You can cry, we can cry together if that's...

- What is it?|- Nothing.

Stop.

Must be the mountains|messing me up cos... I'm fine.

- You sure you're all right?|- Mm-hm.

She's all right.

You have your little space.|I'll be in the house.

- All right.|- OK.

Talking time's done.|It's time to be bold for Ava.

He's goin' after the hive!|He's goin' after the hive!

- Who?|- Archie.

- Who?|- Archie, you idiot. Jeez.

Boy, this cliff's a lot higher than I remember.

Bye-bye, species.

This is your big plan, huh?|Archie, you get back here! Come back in!

- No way, Doc. I'm gonna do this or die tryin'.|- That bear is one bad mother.

- Archie, what are you doing?|- Archie, get back right now. Stop playing!

I don't think I'm gonna win Ava|by eating a bunch of worms.

I'll never be more woodsy than Sonny. I have|to show her how much she means to me.

And if you fall, it'll prove|you're stupid and dead, Archie!

What's goin' on around here?|Oh, the circus boy's got a new trick.

- Quiet, Sonny.|- OK, I got it, I got it.

That log ain't gonna hold him.|And I know logs.

- OK. Whoa!|- Don't move, Archie! Don't move!

- Careful.|- I'll buy you the honey.

- Hey, whoa, whoa!|- Break. Break.

- This was not a good idea.|- Archie, get down.

I'm fine.

Bees! Damn.

- Hold still. I'll try to talk to 'em.|- They're stinging!

Don't sting. Guys, uh... zzzz!|Bzzz, bzzz, bzzz.

I can't see! They're stinging. Get away.

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