Dr. Dolittle 2 Page #9

We can do it! Don't give up without a fight.

Let the word go out from Sicily to SeaWorld:|The trucks don't move. Capeesh?

- The beaver's right!|- Yeah! All right!

Yeah!

Hey, kids, I've got to ask you to move.

- No.|- No?

Listen, don't start with me.

Everybody, take your positions.

Hasta la vista, baby.

Roll 'em up!

I ain't never seen nothing like this before.

- None of them have any milk.|- What?

All of 'em are dry.

- What's wrong, Annabelle?|- Strike. Strike.

Strike! Strike! Strike! Strike!

- Here's your eggs! You want 'em scrambled?|- Strike! Strike! Strike!

OK, let's go get the Frisbee.|Come on, go get it.

Strike. Strike. Strike.

Oh, come on! Give me that leash!

Whoa! Whoa!

Hey, Archie, all the animals are working|together. You'll be out of here in no time.

It's ridiculous. Animals can't organise.

- You may wanna take a look at this, then.|- All over the world animals have organised.

They're striking in Paris, Texas.|In Paris, France.

In Brooklyn, in Mexico and in Canada.

I'm sure I'm gonna regret this,|but maybe you should talk with Dolittle.

And what? Give in to a bunch|of beasts and lower life forms?

I took on the Democrats!|I can take on a bunch of animals!

- Charge!|- Oh, no!

Agh!

- Go on!|- Watch it.

- Go on, beat it.|- Retreat!

Go on!

Organised.

We have two bogeys|bearing alpha, tango, niner.

Locked on target, squad leader.

- D'you hear something?|- Commence bombing.

- Roger that, sir.|- Well done, men. I got your wing, Iceman.

Party ain't over yet. I want the short one.

Sir?

- Don't make any sudden moves.|- Gotcha.

- Aaargh!|- Attack! Lock and unload!

Poops away. Firing number two.

Let's return to base and reload.

- Sir, you've locked the...|- What?

You've locked the door, sir!|You might wanna...

Sir!

- I think you should run.|- I'm an attorney. I'm not with him.

- Run!|- There he is again. Get the little guy.

Banzai! Banzai!

Not the face!

No, please. No, no. I'm sure|we can work something out.

I'm reaching for my phone.|I'm gonna call Dr Dolittle.

No sudden movements|or I'm gonna bite you in the cannolis.

Hello. The number for|Dr John Dolittle, please?

Not Stuart Little. Dolittle.

Dolittle.

- Oh, Mr Potter. How are you, sir?|- I could be better. I'm here with your friends.

I know you can't believe|animals are organised.

Well, you know, I don't know|what to think any more.

I will be more than happy to set up|a meeting between you and these animals...

...to work out your problems.|- What?

It's the only way you can save face and get|out of this thing without looking like an idiot.

OK, OK, look, anything. Just call 'em off.

OK, all right, listen.|Put the raccoon on the phone.

- He wants to speak to you. Make it short.|- Hello. Yeah.

No, I got it under control.|We'll call yous back.

First off, I am here only as a mediator and|the negotiations will be between Mr Potter...

...and the representatives of the|United Animals of the Forest Local 534.

Yeah, let's come to order.

- This is my new proposal.|- All right.

What's the stipulations?|What territory we lookin' at?

It's only 12 acres here. It's 12 acres.

- I got your 12 acres right here, pal!|- Hey, they like it.

I'll give you something you like. Like this.

I think that's a "No".

Or "Hell, no" maybe.

Meanwhile the strike kept growing.|Even the pros were getting in on the act.

The last runners left to load now|for the biggest spectacle of the year.

It's Derby time. Last horse is in,|gates closed. And away they go!

Hell, no, we won't go!|Hell, no, we won't go!

- Hell, no, we won't go!|- Run your own stupid race.

- You try running a mile.|- Don't think about reaching for that whip.

Ladies and gentlemen, Shamu!

This is Shamu.

Nah, I don't feel like jumpin'|through hoops today. You guys?

No, no, not me. Not today.|I just ate. Uh-uh.

Mr Potter, I hope we have a deal now.

- All right, Doc!|- Yeah. Taught him everything he knows.

Vive le bear! Vive le Archie!|Vive le docteur!

- Come on, gimme a bear hug.|- Oh, no. Absolutely not, Archie.

You're not leavin' here|until you get a bear hug.

- All right, just a little one.|- Come on!

All right, that's it. All right, Archie.

Archie! You're crushing my spine.

Archie!

Bye-bye. Drive safe now. Buckle up.

- Hey, Archie, you in there?|- What?

- Hey, Doc.|- Hey, man, I just stopped by to say so long.

- Oh, thanks for everything.|- You are quite welcome.

Archie, I'm ready.

She's in heat. Excuse me, Doc.|Gotta go save the species!

Oh. Go do your thing, Archie.

Yeah, Archie.

Archie!

Oh, Archie.

It was quite a summer.

Hey, Doc.

- Hey, Lucky, what are you doing?|- What am I doing?

Hm. Let me phrase it this way.

You too, huh?

And Charisse and the doc|were closer than ever.

Oh, come on. Cheer up, Pepito.|You'll get it eventually.

No, I won't. I will never blend in.|I have a broken blender.

You will blend in, trust me. You will blend in.

How? How will Pepito|ever blend in? Pepito sucks.

Look at me! I'm blending in!

- I'm invisible!|- That's right. You're invisible.

- Greatjob, honey.|- Did you ever doubt me?

The blendmaster is back!|I am king of the Third World!

Hey, can we do the whole house like this?|It's very feng shui.

But the best news of all|came the following spring.

Kids, come on. Hey.

Woo! Woo! Over here, kids.|Woo-woo, over here.

OK. Now, it's step, step, turn, kick, step.

Papa, I thought it was|step, kick, turn, step, step.

Come on, kids. We open in six weeks.

- I thought you retired.|- Oh! I did, honey. We're just playin'.

OK, now, from the chorus. 5, 6, 7.

# I will survive|I will survive

# For as long as I know how to love|I know I'll stay alive

# I've got all my life to live|I've got all my love to give

# And I'll survive

# I will survive

# Hey, yeah

Hey, come on. This is|the most boring party I've been to.

You guys are so stiff, so plastic.|Come on, let's move. Let's conga.

Hey, baby, are those real?|Let's get this party started. Let's go.

Ooi, ooi, party over here, party over there.

Raise the roof. The roof is on fire.

Can you see me now?|I bet you can't. I'm invisible.

- Can you see me?|- Of course. I see both of you.

# There's a place in France|where the naked monkeys dance

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