Dr. Dolittle 3

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I love this place, I really do.

It's a great place to hang your hat,

or lift your leg.

It's so me!

The bay breeze, the Golden Gate,

Fisherman's Wharf...

...the females...

Yeah, don't even get this dog

started on the females!

Just something about the way

a girl sips her latte...

...that gets me

a little hot under the collar.

But enough about me.

Let's talk about why we're here:

...the Dolittles.

Maya Dolittle is not the doctor,

the daughter.

You see, she's adjusting.

She's going through

that weird period...

...that every

one-in-a-trillion girls go through.

It's not every day

a young woman wakes up...

...and realizes she can talk

to animals, and we can talk to her.

I thought you said

you actually had your license?

Just chill out!

Everything's under control now.

Just don't kill me

before the party tomorrow night!

I burned the dopest CD

for everyone to freak to.

- Oh, my God, I just had

the best idea. - What?

You should totally have a birthday

party at the end of summer...

...and we'll make sure

it's off the chain...

...and then you'll be part

of the "A" list with me!

I don't know how to tell you this,

but you've been more of a "B" lately.

Which would make me a "C" at best.

I am so hating

my social status right now!

What do you expect? Running around

talking to animals all the time?

I told you a million times:

...I don't talk to them,

they keep talking to me!

- Maya, watch out!

- Oh, no!

What are you doing?!

What did you do that for, lady?

I was gonna pee on that!

How bad?

Oh, no!

You drive like a freaking animal!

Are you nuts?

You can get people killed like that!

Don't tell it to me,

tell it to the pig!

So I talked to Heather,

who text-messaged Mandy...

...who IM'd Christy,

who two-way'd with Tammy...

...and the bottom line is we're both

invited to the party tonight!

Oh, my, God! You're the best!

So then I invited them

to your party at the end of summer.

- You did what?

- I didn't want to be rude.

Rude?

Rude is inviting somebody to a party

that doesn't even exist yet!

Look, do you want to be in or not?

So... Maya.

I hear you're having

a birthday party this summer...

Yes, and it would be so cool

if all of you guys came. I mean...

I assume you're having it

somewhere worthwhile?

- I don't really know yet, but...

- It's on a boat.

Like, on a rowboat?

Actually, it's on a huge,

P. Diddy-like boat.

How MTV of you!

We'll think about it.

A birthday party.

That is so freshman year!

They're so coming, I can feel it!

You ready? We've got to go.

We got to help set up for Senior Day.

20 minutes, people!

Hey, dude!

You rolling to the jump off tonight?

- It's gonna be off the hook.

- Hi, Carl.

He nodded at me, did you see that?

Keep it up,

and he might actually talk to you.

Nice shot,

you freaking moron!

Give the bird a break, dude!

What's with you

and that dumb thing?

I just feel bad for him,

being locked up in a cage...

How do you feel so bad for him?

How? The only person who has

the combination is Principal Thomas.

Aw, jeez, it's 8-15-27!

Hey, guys,

maybe you should try 8-15-27.

Great!

The freak that talks to animals.

Wait, let me guess:

...the hawk told you the combo?

So, what if he did? You don't have

to be a jerk about it.

Go ahead then, Carl.

Let the bird out, I dare you.

Alright! Shake a tail feather!

Oh, thanks a lot, pal.

I'll be right back.

Ladies and gentlemen,

the hawk has left the building!

- Sweet.

- I owe you one.

There is Maya Dolittle!

Anybody who is anybody

is gonna be there.

I even heard Carl call it

"the party of the year".

Parties? Ooh-la-la!

I love parties!

I'm sure you do.

- Now...

- Ooh, it's that kind of party!

- Tell me where it hurts.

- Okay, I'm ready.

So is the party

in the neighborhood?

Cool! Now I can see in color!

Oh, yes, definitely.

What do you think, Lucky?

I was thinking something,

you know, furrier.

I'm serious.

This party is as big as it gets.

You look great, kid!

We were listening to that!

I just got off the phone

with your principal...

...and I saw

what you did to my car.

Smells like trouble...

Sounds like you had

an interesting afternoon.

Yeah, but it wasn't my fault.

I was trying to impress Carl,

and there was this bird...

I was 17 once, too, Maya.

I know what you're going through.

Really?

So animals chattered at you 24-7?

No, but I do know

what it's like to want to fit in.

Good. Then you know why I have

to finish getting ready for the party.

I'm sorry, sweetie...

...but I think

you have earned yourself a night in.

But I thought you understood!

I've been working on this look

for hours!

Any longer,

I would've peed on the bed.

It's just one night.

But why does it have to be tonight?

"Where's Maya?",

"Oh, she's at home, grounded!"

I might as well tell everybody

you put me in a time-out.

I'm sure there'll be other parties.

Lucky, I need a favor.

Give me a bone and a belly rub,

and I'm your man.

Look, we were lucky

even to get invited, right?

So I think the best approach

in a case like this is just...

...to keep a low profile.

- Definitely, low pro all the way.

Let's get

this party started, people!

Sorry.

I guess I got a little carried away.

We'll be lucky if anybody

even talks to us after that!

Speak for yourself, girlfriend!

I just wanted to say thanks

for taking the rap for me earlier.

Please, it was...

totally my pleasure.

Cool. So you wanna dance?

Come on!

Charisse is fine, but I'm getting

really worried about Maya, John.

I know you had trouble at first,

but you were a grown man.

Maya's a 17-year-old girl

trying to figure life out.

You know what?

I think I might have an idea.

I'm gonna talk to her

about it right now.

Maya, come down!

Hey, Maya, if you won't sing,

at least come down and dance.

Viv! Low pro, remember?

Oh, forget that!

You're the best dancer here.

Step up, girl!

Come on, Maya, let's go!

What a doofus, and it's her wig!

Hey, girl!

- Is that Carl and Maya Dolittle?

- Sure, he is.

What are you doing with her?

Girl, I'm grooving!

He must be out of his mind!

Hey, Justin,

turn around, check her out!

That dance is sick!

These moves are tight!

She's pretty good!

I told you, girl!

Dr. Maya!

My butt is ready to rock and roll!

Let's get this party started,

people!

Bombs away!

- What the?

- Fire in the hole!

- Look out below!

- Is it hailing? - I'm so bad!

Oh, no!

What is he doing here?

I'm popping, I'm locking,

I'm popping, I'm locking.

Go away! Get out of here! Shoo!

It's time to get my freak on.

Why are you doing this to me?

You'll ruin everything. Leave me alone!

What?

We were just following you.

Here I come.

Monkey on the move!

Time to meet some ladies!

This way to the bar, girls!

It's ladies night!

Is that what I think it is?

Check it out!

It's imported from France.

- You spiked the punch?

- Don't worry, it's good stuff.

- Wait! Is Maya talking to it?

- Oh, no. - Who brought her anyway?

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