Dreamcatcher Page #5

like one of those James Bonds!

This has to do with the f***ing eel,

doesn'st it? You'sre not...

Stop it! I'sll get him to help.

Pete, tell him what he wants to know.

Now, Pete, which way to l-95?

I need to go to Massachusetts.

My, my. That is a gift.

Who taught you that?

You'sre gonna be a big help, Pete.

Climb aboard.

- Show's over out there. Let me in.

- Let me in.

What have you got

in that part of your mind, professor?

Your memories are out here

in the warehouse, aren'st they?

I want to know who warned you about

me. And who taught Pete that trick?

I'sm sure the answers are here.

It'sll just take me a while to find them.

- To find them.

- Think about letting me in.

- It's the polite thing to do.

- Polite thing to do.

Beav!

What is this?

Beav.

Sh*t!

F*** me, Freddy.

A**hole!

So long, Beav. Love you, man.

We all made them in art.

I finished first,

so I made one for you, Duds.

Mine's deformed.

I couldn'st figure out the string.

- Eaver, Henny, Ownzy, Eet!

- That's right, my man.

I Duddits.

- Yes. I Duddits.

- I Duddits!

I Duddits!

- Duds will find her.

- How?

- He can do anything.

- She's from the Retard Academy.

- She always waves.

- We'sve gotta save this girl.

- Save this world?

- Not the world, Duds. A girl.

- We'sll save the world some other time.

- Ister Gay?

- Yeah, it's a mystery.

- We need you to solve it.

- Dreamcatcher. Duds'sll read our minds.

- Not this again.

- Shut up.

- We gotta think of Josie.

Josie, Josie, Josie.

"Josie Rinkenhauer."

- Josie?

- That's right. Can you find Josie?

- This is completely crazy.

- You can say that again.

- I didn'st say anything.

- You did. I heard you.

- You said, "This is completely crazy."

- I didn'st say that.

I thought it.

Kiss my bender. Duds can hear

people's thoughts. We can'st.

Are you sure of that, Beav?

Hey, guys! She's down here for sure!

Josie, you down there?

Josie! Josie!

F*** me, Freddy, she's down there.

I know it. I can see her in my head.

- Yeah.

- Me too.

Help! Please!

- Help me.

- Hold on, Josie, we'sre coming!

Josie, hang in there!

Don'st sing.

She's scared enough.

- Shut up. There's, like, rat sh*t in here.

- Hold on to my feet!

Pete, do you see anything?

- Duds! We got her!

- Here's Josie.

Blue Boy leader.

How we doing, bucko?

- Right here, boss. Fast and hard.

- Wouldn'st have it any other way.

Sir?

I see it.

- Don 't hurt us.

- We're dying.

- There is no infection here.

- Whose radio is that?

It's not the radio.

They'sre putting it into our heads.

- We are helpless.

- There it is, gentlemen.

- There's no infection here.

- Directly into our heads.

This gives you an idea

what we'sre up against.

If anybody's thinking,

"Those poor, helpless little folk...

...all naked and unarmed beside

their crashed intergalactic Winnebago...

...what kind of a dog,

what kind of a monster...

...could hear that heartbreak

and go in just the same?"

- Well, I'sm that dog. I'sm that monster.

- We are helpless. We are dying.

These mothers are as harmless

as a fox in a henhouse.

And I'sm here to kick some ass!

Are you with me?

- Yes, boss!

- Roger that, boss.

Right on, boss.

Don 't hurt us.

I have a visual.

Holy sh*t!

Damn, look at the size of that.

Blue Boy group, this is Blue Boy leader.

Target imminent. Go to level 4 readiness.

Gentlemen, lock and load.

Hellfires are hot.

Sing it out, Owen!

Blue Boy group, this is Blue Boy leader.

Clean up the forest, get rid of this trash!

- Don'st hurt us.

- Please, don'st hurt us.

- There is no infection here.

- We are helpless.

- Fire at will!

- Fire!

Owen, get them out of there!

It's gonna blow!

Blue Boy group, withdraw at once.

I repeat, cease firing and back off!

- We can get them!

- It's self-destructing. Back off!

- Blue Boy group, get out of there!

- We'sre on top of it!

Owen, pull out now!

- Pull out! Get out of there!

- Pull out!

Jonesy, I'sve been thinking about

our friend. Our Scooby-Doo buddy.

For a long time I thought he was sent

to us to warn us about something.

- I could never figure what it was.

- Don'st talk about him.

Not till today.

It was this, right now.

- He wanted to warn us.

- Go ahead. Tell me about your friend.

- Did he show you that nifty trick?

- No. Jonesy's right.

- Come on, Pete. Let's talk.

- Bite my bag, motherf***er!

All right, Pete, I'sll bite.

Your bag and everything else.

No, no! You bastard! No!

Pete.

Don'st talk to him!

Get out of there!

- What's up?

- Thank God you came by, governor.

I'sm broke down here

and fearing for my life.

That's a good-looking dog.

- Where you headed?

- Gosselin's.

Any chance you'sre going near there?

That's where I'sm going.

Well, I believe your tailgate

has come open.

Let's take a look.

I see you have some cargo

you'sre taking to Blue Base.

Got a treat for you, lke.

All you can eat.

Eat all the red stuff.

Good doggy. Yes.

Good boy.

Have your fill.

Tasty, tasty.

Eat all you want...

Jonesy.

What are you up to?

Jonesy!

Oh, God!

Halt or we'sll fire!

You cannot leave the quarantine zone!

- Halt!

- I think I just about halted here.

Come with me, Owen.

I'sll show you things

you'sll wish you'sd never seen.

- How long we gotta be here?

- It'sll be all right.

- I demand to see my lawyer!

- There must be something they can do.

Don'st worry, you'sll be fine.

- When do we get out?

- Within hours.

- You can'st do this to people in America!

- I told you to stay over there!

- My wife...

- Government's doing what they can...

...to get you out of here.

Please don'st worry. It's all right.

We'sre doing everything

to make sure you'sre safe.

We'sll get you back to your homes

within hours.

All clear.

Can I help you, sir?

What's your name?

- Henry. Dr. Henry Devlin.

- A doctor? Good.

We need doctors in there.

Come on, laddie, I'sll buy you a cup.

- You, sir, where you from?

- Boston.

Beantown? Great city.

We'sll have you back there in no time.

Maybe by morning.

Hurry up, bucko.

You see that crud on the faces

of children...

...you know why I relish a turn

in the country like we had today.

You were excellent out there, O.

It made me feel very proud to...

Abe?

Abe, you okay?

Abe?

Yeah, I'sm fine. I'sm fine.

I must be getting too old for this sh*t.

I don'st know what the hell

that was about.

It's the only way, Owen.

We'sve got to cauterize the site.

They'sve all got to die.

It's the only way.

But we don'st know that.

Studies point to the strong possibility

of recovery for many exposed subjects.

The studies show squat,

that's what they show.

If Matheson had been in my spot

for the last quarter-century...

...you'sd have never made

it to your first jerk-off.

Those gray bastards would have had you

for lunch back in Armpit, Kentucky.

Some get better. At least

half will be over it in a few days...

Which ones, Mother Teresa?

Can you guarantee they won'st take it

home like a present for the family?

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