Dreamworld Page #4

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works for "Adult Swim" and he said they

just picked up this show that

sounded almost identical to "Myth. "

It's about the Loch Ness Monster and his best

friend and it's a 22 episode pick-up, and...

So if you're gonna go in an

pitch, and pitch, the story...

I think you should be aware that,

uh, they may have already heard it.

I'm not saying you shouldn't do it,

I'm just letting you know, um...

so you're not caught off guard.

But that being said, that being said, when

you come back from your adventure, I think

we should seriously consider

spending some more time on "Hobo. "

If you have time.

Rad.

Sweet.

Oliver and your friend are off

gallivanting.

Are you mad?

- Ugh. I'm just... I don't, I

don't dig her.

I don't get what you see in her.

- I don't see much in her.

- You, like, brought her to the thing.

- She kept calling me.

So you invited her?

- I felt weird.

- Yeah, it's fine, I just...

I just get... I'm just worried for him.

I don't like to see him...

- heartbroken. It breaks my heart.

- Me neither.

He's fragile, ya know? He's not

equipped for...

normal life things.

Hi!

I got us some orange juice and

croissants.

Why do you have all that stuff.

Um, because I said I was hungry and

I thought you were too. It's nice.

You left it out like you didn't

care if I saw.

- Oliver.

- Look, I... We've...

We just met each other, so I don't want to

come on strong, but that freaks me out.

It's not that big of a deal.

Whoa. It is a big deal. And it's

weird that you don't know that.

I don't want to talk about it.

Let's not talk about it. Don't

ruin it.

Yeah?

Whoa, racing.

Well, yeah.

Oh, Oliver.

We hardly know each other, you

know?

We're gonna find out all kinds of stuff.

Good stuff and bad stuff.

I know.

I just...

Look, I'm way out of my comfort zone here.

I don't do these things.

And maybe I'm sheltered and maybe,

I've just never known anybody...

that I care about... that does

that and...

Look, I don't want you to

change, you don't have to

be all boring and normal and

stuff.

I'm just as normal as everyone.

Everyone is the same amount of normal.

We're all just people.

What?

- Good job, with that bad fortune

cookie speak. -I mean it!

I really do.

Do what?

Love you. I know that sounds

crazy.

But I know what I know.

How long have we know each

other?

36 hours.

- World record.

- Yeah.

For me it was actually one

second.

You know, that whole "first

sight" thing.

Shut up.

Mine was second sight.

too

small and maybe gay.

- You're a jerk.

- But then I blinked.

And it happened then.

Trust what you feel.

OK.

Keep dreaming.

Cats are definitely gonna be on

our side.

- OK. For sure.

- Yeah.

Like at the end of the world, when all the

animals come out and they have to pick a side.

What about, like, OK, so you got

like...

majestic animals like elephants

and giraffes. Good side?

- Yeah, for sure.

- Yeah. Absolutely.

And the you got stuff like,

like... bears.

Bears could go either way, because I totally see

them coming out of the the forest and being like...

- Grrrrr. Sorry about all those times we ate

you, we actually want to help you.

- And obviously everything serpentine

is on the bad side. -Serpentine!

The snakes and the lizards and

the iguanas.

I've never heard anyone have

disdain for an iguana.

OK, then like, dinosaurs?

- There are no dinosaurs! -Anymore. But

a ghost dinosaur is gonna need...

to pick a side, no?

You crazy.

Meow.

Most embarrassing moment.

- Most?

- Yeah, worst. Biggest.

- Most embarrassing.

- OK, got it. 5th grade.

All my stories are from when I was a kid.

I must be a boring adult.

- Yep. You are.

- Anyway, 5th grade...

I'm going out with a girl, Katie Stevens,

she's in 6th grade, she's older.

She's slutty.

- Sweet.

- It's great.

End of the day...

her friends come out of class, my friends come

out of class. I know what's gonna happen...

It's gonna be the traditional,

"going-out" hug.

I can see it. She peels out from

her crowd...

Makes a bee-line. Hugs me. Very

unprepared.

Very nervous. So when she hugs

me,

I let out a little

- Yeah. Toot. Toot toot.

- No.

- Yeah.

- Ohmygod.

And so my mind is racing - how

to cover this?

And all I can think to do is

break the embrace and go...

You started beat-boxing?

- Yeah.

- Wow. Smooth move.

- I guess it wasn't such an embarrassing

moment. - You got away with it.

- Just illustrates how cool I am.

- Oh, is that what it is?

- Mine was similar.

- Yeah.

A little older, like 8th grade.

Had a major crush, major crush, on

this guy Drew, who was in 9th grade...

who was also very short.

- Gross. Yuck.

- Very short.

- All the other boys were way taller than

him for his age.

Whoa, whoa. What is happening?

- Goldie...

- What?

Don't let us down right now.

- I told you this was a piece of crap.

- It's fine, we just...

Sorry.

We won't make it up this hill.

We'll be fine.

What is that? Oh no.

Oh f***.

- We are going to jail for the rest of our

lives. - Supposed to turn this off, right?

- We are going to jail for the

rest of our lives. - Calm down.

- Chill out. -Oliver, there

is heroin in this car.

Oh, right.

Maybe don't say that? Be cool, act

cool, act suuuuper cool. Super cool.

- Hi. -License and

registration please.

- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

- Know why I stopped you?

I imagine because you thought

this sucker was gonna explode?

Alright, I'll be with you in a

few minutes.

He didn't think that was very

funny.

- Sh*t.

- What? No, he doesn't know.

They can smell fear.

- We're going to prison forever. -No,

we're not going to prison forever.

There are highly illegal drugs, in

this car, right now, and in my body.

Shhh. He can't. Just be quiet.

- Do you know your registration

is expired?

Oh, officer, I'm so sorry. I've been

meaning to fix that. I'm so sorry.

OK, make sure you take care of

that.

I really appreciate that.

- Alright. Drive carefully.

- Thanks so much, thank you.

Thanks, a-hole.

He's not an a-hole.

What?

You're so bi-polar.

- We're so lucky. We got a warning.

- Yeah, I know.

It's a good thing you were

driving and not me.

What do you mean?

My license is currently

suspended.

Oh... sweet.

Whoops.

Haha. Hilarious.

My life is freakin terrible.

Gross.

I'm gonna get a new charger for my phone,

so I'm gonna take off for a little bit.

Can I come with you?

Um, I kinda need to think some

things over.

Um, so I should probably be

alone for a little bit.

- Jules. I think I made a big

mistake.

- I went way too far down the

rabbit hole.

- I strung out on... stupid love

drugs.

Yeah, you were thinking with

your hoo-ha.

I'm being serious.

Your male hoo-ha. Whatever.

You just need to be really

careful with her.

Because she can get in trouble

in two seconds flat.

I know. I know.

You were right. You were right.

Huh. Can you repeat that last

part? It sounded nice to me.

- I was... totally, totally right.

- You were totally right!

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