Drive Me Crazy
- PG-13
- Year:
- 1999
- 91 min
- 1,177 Views
(fanfare)
(rock music playing)
(telephone rings)
- Oh, man.
- (button clicks)
- I am so wired.
- Girl:
More so than usual?Way more.
I made a model of centennial
last night complete with guests.
I stayed up all night.
I've got the entire thing
planned out, every detail.
you didn't sleep?
you should have slept.
I'm a freak, aren't I?
No, you're just very... focused.
Exactly. So what do you think
of my mom's red halter?
Girl:
For your interview today?It's a little slutty.
Let me rephrase. What do you think
Brad'll think of my mom's red halter?
I think Brad has
better taste than that.
Really?
Okay, see you in a minute.
- (beeps)
- (alarm clock ringing)
(sighs)
Got milk?
Man:
Thanks a lot.you're a lifesaver.
- You're welcome.
- Sorry about that.
- It's goat's milk.
- Uh-huh.
Dad, bring the milk home.
Come on, Dad. Come on.
(woman laughs)
Dad, can I take the milk
off your hands?
- Good morning, Chase.
- Good morning, Mrs. Maris.
Mom, can I borrow
your red halter?
Oh.
Mrs. Maris:
Would you look at that?
They'll be away at college next year.
Time flies.
Seems like only yesterday
they were practically living together
in that old tree house.
- Dad, milk.
- Mom.
Seriously, you two used to do
everything together.
What happened?
Junior high happened.
- Hey! Whoo!
- (horn honks)
Hi. How you doing?
# If you told me to #
# Well, I'd do anything #
- # And if I ever touched you... #
- (catcalling)
# I'd die #
# Oh, I could have said #
# I wanted you
or told you something true #
# If I really wanted you #
# I'd lie #
# And I told you
everything's well #
# Yeah, I know
just what I'd say... #
- Hi!
- # your Firebird is most amazing #
# Turbo whoa-oh #
# Teen #
# Now she's at it again #
# I see her every weekend #
# Wish I had a dime
for every time #
# Oh, I #
# Coca-Cola
with a cigarette #
# On a patio
with her hair still wet #
# She's the girl
with the rocking horse #
# On her blinds #
# Oh, I know her #
# Every time #
# Yeah,
I know just what I'd say #
# your Firebird is most amazing #
# Turbo whoa-oh #
# Teen #
# But I won't mean it. #
(ringing)
Wake up, Time Zone High.
- Morning, Tom.
- Morning, Sue.
Our top story:
centennial.Only two months to go.
And as the 100th anniversary
of TZH approaches,
- excitement mounts.
- That's right, Sue.
And here to take
that excitement up a notch
is a "Wake Up, Time Zone" special:
Centennial... your 100-year event.
In only six weeks,
it will be exactly 100 years
since Timothy Zonin
founded Timothy Zonin High.
And both students
and alumni alike are preparing
an unforgettable Centennial Week.
Centennial Committee spokesperson
Nicole Maris expects a huge cro
Our centennial bash is the culmination
of a weeklong series of events.
It's gonna be the greatest night
of our lives.
Something this big only comes along
once every hundred years.
We're making the most of it
so you can make the most of it.
Girl:
So, where are weon the senior class skit?
- Are we doing the sculpture idea?
- Boy:
Yes, it's a good idea.Nicole, how's the rest
of the budget looking?
- $16,372...
- Girl:
Good, we'll need it.Rupert and I are working
on a deal for a jumbo screen.
- It's sick.
- Are parents invited or only alumni?
Both. Tradition.
Everyone's invited.
Why are we doing this again?
- As a protest.
- Of what?
- People, right?
- Sheep.
Check, Dave.
We're doing this to protest sheep.
And what specifically
about sheep do we object to?
- Chase.
- General herding mentality.
(camera beeps)
Man, look at 'em down there.
yeah, drink your mochaccinos.
Sing along to Cline Dion.
(imitates sheep bleating)
- What?
- (screaming)
# And just outside
I can hear the sounds #
- # Of the early morning street... #
- What's going on?!
# And the hum
of the engines #
# Of the cars on the street #
# yeah, on the street #
# And just outside
I can see my breath #
- # In between the words... #
- Aw.
# That fogs my spinning head #
# This is the #
# This is the same old story
of growing up and getting lost #
# This is the same old story
of growing up #
- # And getting lost. #
- (laughing)
Sprinklers.
you guys.
Sprinklers.
- Us guys.
- you got it.
- Sprinklers.
- Exactly.
- Us guys.
- That's right.
Sprinklers.
Suspension.
(gasps)
I'm dead.
Not you, Ednasi.
These two recidivists.
Come on.
Sprinklers with orange water.
If anything's to blame,
it's school spirit.
He's right. School spirit...
there's your culprit.
you, remove the shades,
stand up.
- you, too, Chase.
- Me?
I need a comparison.
I always forget.
Are the pupils supposed
to be smaller or bigger?
Well, that all depends.
Am I free to go?
- # Lift me up... #
- (laughing)
# And pull me closer... #
I think that you really
got through to them today.
When the orange water hit
the Centennial Committee table,
I almost cried,
I was laughing so hard.
But you never laugh.
Well, it was on the inside.
# She's the one #
# Who lives the fire #
# See a side #
# you'll never know #
# I need someone to be around #
# 'Cause I'm breaking into lies. #
- Hey, Brad.
- Nicole, what's up?
What are you doing?
Just waiting for my dad.
Our monthly meeting.
you know, to keep in touch
every fourth Friday, 4:00.
- At least that's the plan.
- Oh, that's cool.
you were really good on TV today,
talking about centennial and all.
Thanks.
Well, it's a lot of work,
but it's worth it.
Hmm.
Hey, um...
do you wanna go to, uh...
down to Shoe World
with me?
Shoe World, oh.
I can't. My dad.
But he's always late.
you wanna help me finish these fries?
I'd better not get in the way.
I gotta pick up some new kicks
for the game tonight.
Okay.
Well, I'll see you there.
you're coming! Right on.
(crowd cheering)
(whistle blows)
P.A. Announcer:
It's a time-out for the Tigers!
(crowd noise
drowning dialogue)
Why hasn't he asked me yet?
Well, there is one other option
for Bradley's centennial date.
you said the whole provincial event
barely registers on your radar,
that you'd be happy
to go with toast.
I said Brad has
all the appeal of toast.
- There's a difference.
- Come on, look at him.
yeah?
All I'm saying is that
there's a process.
Sure, it's not written down, but I have
given all the appropriate signs,
and Brad knows the rules.
Look, it's Designated Dave.
Alicia, I've got a message
from Brad.
Can I talk to you
for a second in private?
The fact of the matter is that
the Chinese government
is so afraid of the Dalai Lama,
they actually outlawed
his likeness.
So, Ray, when are you gonna
take over "Wake Up, Time Zone"
and get some real moves on?
It's all that school spirit
bullshit propaganda.
Excitement mounts
as centennial nears.
Ray is a plotter.
- Mm-hmm.
- Watch. you'll see.
One day we're gonna look up
in homeroom
- and "Wake Up, Time Zone" will be...
- Vivisection.
...completely revolutionized.
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