Drowning Fish Page #4

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What if you dropped it? There's a bank seal in there!

A bank seal? Nuh-uh.

This here is a guardian seal made from Kurose cowhorn.

- A guardian seal made from Kurose cowhorn?

- Don't you know what that is?

When you withdraw money from a teller

instead of the ATM,

this is what you stamp on all the paperwork.

There's one on the first page of your bankbook, right?

The teller compares the two and that's how she knows

it's really you.

- Shirasu.

- What?

That's a bank seal.

Maybe now it is!

I call it a "guardian"!

I wouldn't say it's unappealing...

but just because they're young

doesn't mean they work for free.

Then how about this? As a reward for your success,

your cut of the forty million yen ransom will be

twenty percent.

Twenty percent?

Yes.

Twenty percent.

Twenty percent...

That's eight million.

Hey, guys--

let's do this thing!

The old man is on his way there.

- Way Black! Heavy Metal!

- Ready.

- Dickless!

- Ready!

- Stinkbreath!

- Ready!

- Kappa!

- Ready!

- Terrorist!

- Ready.

- Rodmaster!

- Ready this time!

- Piggy!

- Ready.

- F***ing!

- Ready!

- Keith!

- Ready.

All right.

You all better be ready to put yourselves on the line!

Here you are, thank you very much!

Please come to the newly opened, safest,

highest-quality massage parlor in Shinjuku!

We're not trying to trick you with a bunch of uggos!

We got a bunch of new lookers in just this morning!

I just arrived.

Hosaka isn't here yet.

Hold your position, over.

They're shooting some TV show here.

- Over?

- Ah, over.

Roger.

Ignore that and focus on your target, over.

Five seconds, four, three... applause!

We're barging on in with some men's cooking!

This week's Papa Cooking comes to you

from Shinjuku's Shark Plaza!

Our guest today is Mr. Joe Shishido!

- Good afternoon!

- Thank you for being here!

Hello, I'm Joe Shishido.

Joe...

Tetsu?

What are you doing here?

Tsutsui called and said he wanted to talk,

so we should meet him here at noon.

Did he call you too?

- Did he mention Shibuhito?

- He said he's coming too.

Hosaka... Hosaka's here. He's alone.

He's got an Olympics bag with him. Over.

Stay calm and follow him.

He's trapped now.

Did you bring the money?

Yes, I brought it.

Then go over to that sidewalk cafe.

The perpetrator just made contact.

I'm heading to the sidewalk cafe now.

Ah, the old man's gonna leave.

The geezer's about to make his move-- get ready.

Kappa, Terrorist, F***ing, Keith?

- For real? It's going to be night at this rate.

- And it's our debut job too.

This must be omu-rice.

- Mr. Shishido, the secret to omu-rice is the egg, right?

- That's right.

- Shishido eggs, in fact!

- Oh, Shishido eggs!

You need to be picky about the hens that lay them.

- The hens? So you keep chickens?

This...

is from 280 million years ago.

A crystal born

from the ancient super-continent of Pangaea.

A stone that played an incredible role

in the creation of humanity,

filled with Master Bashar's infinite potential.

I'll scramble the eggs.

- It's not very sticky, is it?

- That's 'cause it's not natto!

Mr. Joe...

I'm having domestic violence issues.

I can hear it... I can hear it...

I can hear the voice of Bashar!

- Mr. Joe...

- You can't be here!

That bastard...

We've got Okabe in sight.

Forests of Pangaea...

Please, listen to what I have to say!

Mr. Joe!

'Scuse me...

...flowers of Pangaea,

the life of Pangaea...

Long live Pangaea!

My fingers!

That's not my Joe!

Mr. Joe! Mr. Joe!

These vulgar earthlings...

Gun!

Cleanse the universe of heresy!

You!

Eat sh*t!

What's going on? Gunshots?

Pangaea!

You wanna kill me?!

Bashar!

Let go! Let go of me!

Boy.

Joe the Ace!

Upon this planet...

- It's a machine gun!

- Take this!

Pangaea!

You pitiful earthling.

Take this!

Whoa. Um. I don't get it... I don't get this at all.

Amazing. Wow.

- Get right on him!

- Understood. Over.

You bastards are going to die!

- Shishamo here.

- Huh? Shishamao?

Uh, it's Shishamo.

I know who it is, over!

Guess I'll be joining in.

You really shouldn't. This isn't a movie!

- Let go of me.

- Mr. Joe!

Everyone who's ever splashed sh*t on my face

is sleeping with the fishes.

Mr. Joe... you're the coolest. The coolest!

That's enough, Mr. Joe.

Why, thank you.

The money's been stolen-- gah!

What?!

- Young man!

- Hurry! Hurry!

C'mon!

Mr. Joe, goodbye!

So you can shoot pistols in Japan now.

What?

What are you doing, you bastard?!

Ow! Hey!

Shall we run?

The money was taken!

By who?

Who indeed!

What are you doing?

Excuse me!

It's that... that sleeveless guy!

He's getting away, gay boy!

I'm not gay!

I'm a police officer. I'm borrowing this.

Why? Wait, why?!

Here we go!

- Why?

- Care to ride with me?

Listen up! Do not let that money get away!

- There we go.

- What do you want to do with these?

Throw 'em away.

Just like you learned during your training.

We've collected all the bodies.

Get out of there quickly.

Shirasu, where are you now?

What happened to Okabe?

You can go.

- Wait up!

- What the f***?

The hell are you tryin' to pull?!

You tryin' to crash or what?

Let's do this! Put some spirit into it!

Gimme that, will you? Come on, give it to me!

Give it already!

Look, it's not yours! Gimme!

Go go go! Just leave him!

Hey! What's going on?

Dickless? Answer me!

Way Black! Heavy Metal! What are you doing?

Get him!

Wait for me!

I told you to wait, damn it!

Oh, what's up?

I've resented you all this time!

You a**hole! You a**hole! You a**hole!

This is revenge!

Aikawa? We're on the banks of the... what river is this?

The Mississippi.

Don't.

Die.

- Run!

- Got it!

He's dead!

That much is obvious.

- What's the number from a cell?

- What number?

- 911!

- You want the area code, idiot?

Well done.

Inspector? We found Ishimaki's car, over.

Where?

Shirasu...

If we've found Ishimaki's body, then...

Guess our work here is done.

Do cigarettes taste good?

This'll be my first.

Everything's gone as planned, hasn't it.

Ishimaki was unnecessary

as far as the police were concerned,

When something unnecessary gets in the way,

you remove it.

By any means necessary.

Seems your investigation was very thorough.

What you're doing

isn't for the good of society.

It's a game, with human beings as pawns.

What's wrong with that?

First of all, a game is only for those

with superior intelligence.

It's not a game anymore if people are dying.

Here I thought you'd understand.

Was I just another pawn to you?

Would you please take care of those two?

And you?

It's fine, I won't run away.

Oh, and take this with you.

She's found it-- his partner!

Watch out, over!

C'mon, take your medicine!

Hey!

Come on! Get it together!

Hey! Come on! Turn the wheel!

Hey! Stop!

You two... run.

- Just run!

- What the hell?

- Wait a sec!

- What's going on?

What's this?

Superintendent Miyota and Hosaka were connected.

Calling himself an economic consultant,

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