Du shen 2 Page #5

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It stinks

Don't come over

Eagle Claw

Simon Tart

You can't make it

Aren't you my buddy?

I can't

Where is the Captain?

Don't move

I didn't betray you?

I just want you to go back to Mainland

to explain everything

I won't charge you about the kidnap

Look, our gunboat is coming

Comrades, come here

Rise up... our people...

Kidding? Any Mainland gunboats in the

open sea? China is now in great danger

No, it's the gunboat from Taiwan

Everyone was thundering the last roar

Yeah, it's a gunboat from Taiwan

It's gunboat from Taiwan

It's Taiwan gunboat

Why a Taiwan gunboat?

Stop fighting

let's fix that gunboat first

Someone is singing Mainland song

Plum blossoms are all over the world

It's not Mainland song

it's Plum Blossoms

Great, let's go

Plum Blossom represents our Great China

It's fixed

What's the matter?

The wheel is damaged

how can we reach Taiwan?

Don't panic

there are many junks passing by

we can get there

You are so optimistic, it's an open sea

Thank you

The fishermen are obedient

I told them I was a smuggler

for Democrats

Say Kai-xi, Cai Leng...

they were rescued by me

That's why they treated you so nice

Sure

Forget about his bull sh*t!

He gave them his watch

Kai-xi? Cai Leng?

How dare you fool me?

I did it for us

Hey Are we friends?

You sang awful last night

Do you mean to tease me?

I wanna kill you

I will call my sister to pick me up

Let me go with you

Great

What is this place?

Captain, you've waken

Where is my uniform?

Don't worry

I changed that for you

And it was thrown into the water

Well, about this place...

I can tell you

But promise me, stay calm

Clam down. Listen

here is Taiwan, stay calm

Stay calm, you've made the promise

Catch him, don't let him move

That's great

I wish to visit here

I've to enjoy myself

Are you crazy? You are so excited

We don't have the visa

we are illegal immigrants

If we are caught by the police

we'll be in sh*t

Don't panic, when the Taiwan cops

meet our Chinese cops

They will flee away

You big mouth, see

You've brought bad luck to us

What's the matter?

Where is he?

He has fled away

What are you doing?

Will you gamble?

Great

Do you have money?

Any ID card?

Sorry, I haven't brought it

I've money

A hundred dollar note

Where can you get Taiwan notes?

Right

I took it from a Taiwanese

who hooked in China

You scared me

You said the Taiwan cops

would flee away when they see you

Bull sh*t

Will you gamble?

Hurry up

Gamble with sausage?

Sure, I am hungry now

But there are many swindlers

on the streets

Don't worry

Leave

Yeah

Come on, yeah

Right, go on...

Come on... Stop...

Bingo

Pay

Your magnet isn't as big as mine

How can you have such a big magnet?

I took it from the ship

You swindler

Take his sausage

Don't go

Beat him

Stop, what'd happened?

I am the cop of this province

That's great, go on beating

Listened? Ask them to stop

Do you know who I am?

Who are you?

I am the senior intelligent agent

Simon Tart

My number is 173173173

He is the undercover from Mainland China

He's been here for long

He's checked your duty timetable

He told me

you are lazy and you

sneak away an hour each day

No, I don't

Cut the crap, we have no time

Watch over them, I will be back soon

Yes

Take all the evidence away

and also the sausage

Take whatever you like

Get up...

Officer, they stole my...

Damn it, are you the undercover?

That's great

we even can't finish all within 2 weeks

Isn't it delicious? No

Okay

Try, it's delicious

Is your sister beautiful? Don't cheat me

Sure

Really?

Sister

Wait for me

He said his sister is pretty

can he be trusted?

How can you believe in a kid?

Trustable?

Young master, you are back

Siu Yuen, don't get in

Get in

Be careful

Sister Siu Yuen

What's the matter?

It's from Chau-Siu-chee

he's eavesdropped my phone

Get into the casino first

Miss Hoi

Casino?

Aren't we going to save?

Let's watch a movie first?

Chau-Siu-chee's underground casino

is under the cinema

Let's go

It's valuable to learn from Capitalism

What happened?

Why have you guys been here?

Where is Chau Siu-chee?

So great, let's go

Miss Hoi Tong, you mean to ruin

Mr. Chau's place, don't you?

Hand us the kid and the girl

What's wrong?

What is the date of today?

20-Oct

Still two days left

Hoi Tong, I don't know

why you are going against me

If you follow me

let's join our territories together

Then the whole Central South of Taiwan

will be under our control

Set my brother free

We've our regulations

Let's play 3 rounds

If you win 2 times

you can do everything

Alright, go ahead

Let's play Black jack

You'll be the banker

16? I want one more

You've already 12

Bravo...

I've the right of rejecting card

I've got 20

Black jack

See, you lost

Go ahead, no matter how

I'll support you

Stupid

What's up?

I mean you I mean you

Chau Siu-chee, it's your turn

Alright, I want to know what

you have learnt from your dad

The second round, wheel

You first

What's wrong with your nose?

Nothing

I want 7

I want 12345

12345, You lost

You're despicable...

There is only winner or loser

The third round, I want...

Hold it

I should make the decision now

What did you say?

Don't you understand?

I speak Mandarin because of you

This game should be decided by me

got it?

Stay calm, mind your life

We've broken even, what'll we play?

What kind of gambling is it?

We'll play the basic game

Take one to see who's got the biggest

OK:

You first

Hey

What?

You've lost

Why?

A spade ace is kept inside his sleeve

Choose the smallest card

Sure

You first

Open

Wait, I'll open for her

You

What's wrong? Don't you think

there will be 2 diamonds 2s?

Hoi Tong

you've a skilled gambler beside you

Congratulations

Set them free now

Release them

You look so familiar

I've watched a painting in France

is that you?

What painting did you see?

Are you God of Gamblers?

You are wise, right, I'm God of Gambler

Take me the costume

I'm the student of God of Gamblers

Dagger Chan

Stop...

Where is God of Gamblers?

Ladies and gentlemen, please clap

God of Gamblers

Are you God of Gamblers?

Until now

I think I should tell the truth

Right, I'm God of Gamblers, Ko Chun

I'm the one who killed your wife and son

How can you be so calm when seeing me?

Did he kill the Wife of Ko Chun?

I've been a gambler for ages

I've quite a number of women

I don't know how many women I have had

You've killed the one which

I would like to brush off

In fact, I've to thank you

Alright, I want to play a game with you

So as to let all representatives of

casino know how great I am

And they won't blame me of

taking the fund

Cut the crap

3 days later

my master will play with you

Call everyone to witness

how you lose

Alright, at midnight, 3 days later

I will be waiting for you right here

You've to bring at least

1 billion US dollars

Go back if you want a piss

Mr. Ko, don't worry about money

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