Dulha Mil Gaya

This is Trinidad..

the West Indies..

and it definiteIy is

miIes away from India.

But three things are present

everywhere in the worId..

air, water and

Indians!

I don't Iive here but..

..probabIy the most

beautifuI girI in the worId

and aIso the most

difficuIt Iives here.

And I am madIy in Iove with her!

Lotus.. Lotus..

I've been screaming for so Iong..

WiII someone teII me

where Lotus is?

There you are Lotus!

What kind of a person are you?

Excuse me!

You know very weII what

kind of a person I am!

shut up, Lotus!

I meant what kind of butIer!

Are the arrangements

for the shoot done?

What do you think, Miss Jasmine

KeIson, personaI assistant..

These aren't your

wedding arrangements!

How dare you taIk to

me Iike that?-You..

You never compIete a

singIe task but..

get away by pampering shimmer!

Benson.. Come here..

Oh Benson come.

Come here..Benson..

Come right here!

TeII me,

who takes better care of

this house, Jasmine or Lotus?

This is just Iike a woman!

They cry when they

reaIize they are Iosing!

That's so mean!

I don't know Hindi man..

Why do you guys do

this to me aII the time?

Come here..

I shaII taIk to shimmer today..

I can't take it anymore!

shimmer!

Oh God!

I don't have the print outs yet!

I haven't packed

the AIoe Vera juice!

- Oh.. quick Iovey. - Quick.

- Hurry up, or we wiII

never get there on time.. - OK

Benson, get the car..

stop screaming and hurry up!

- Jesus.

What are you doing on the fIoor?

Hurry up or we wiII be Iate!

Listen, I hope you were..

Where did it go? It was here..

Here's your phone..

Thank you.

- You're weIcome.

HeIIo..

shimmer Canhai..

..in 44 minutes..

shimmer in 44 minutes..

What? shimmer ready?

Crap!

Move!!

Move. - Yes.

Move it!

What are you doing?

''shimmer.''

Come!

''O shimmer.''

And they are considering Tom

Cruise to pIay opposite you..

Isn't he too short..

Quiet true.

- shimmer!

WeIcome to our shoot.

Oh.. thank you..

Hi shimmer..

Everything is purpIe

as you'd said..

..tabIes, chairs,

the set, the fIowers..

I can see that.. I can, I can.

I even thought of

wearing a purpIe shirt..

Uhh.. make it white..

My coffee..

- Ready in a white cup.

Oh how I Iove you Lotus.. white!

shimmer.. it's difficuIt

to make it white..

shimmer Iisten, shimmer..

Making it white is impossibIe!

The whoIe set! ImpossibIe!

- RidicuIous.

''sizzIe.''

It's a pIeasure..

- Thank you.

- Thank you. - PIeasure..

Oh Jigar.. you did it again.

It was fantastic!

Thanks shimmer..

I was a IittIe nervous.. as aIways.

Jigar, When wiII you

teach me to dance?

I wiII.. I wiII!

I keep teIIing you..

you shouId have your

own dance academy..

I stiII don't get it

why you want to be a DJ!

Why doesn't anyone support

me to become a DJ, shimmer?

DJ'ing is my passion..

- Have you ever heard me

spin the tracks? - No..

- You won't understand. - Hmmm..

It happens.. happens with the best.

Even Einstein was misunderstood.

- Isn't that right?

- Einstein was a DJ?

No.. a butIer!

shut up both of you..

Did you hear about the

party the other night?

No..-You shouId've been there..

It was simpIy rocking.

It was sIated to end at midnight,

but due to my music ..

Due to my music, it

continued tiII earIy morning..

- Are you Iistening? -

You can ask Tanvi..

Oh that reminds me.. how

is that girIfriend of yours?

The Iast time we met, she was

angry.. so I guess she is fine..

Oh that was a good one,

Jigar.. Can I drop you somewhere?

No.. fine.. thanks.

- Are you sure? - Yeah..

AIright then.. I'm off..

bye see you.

Oh I Iove Mickey.

- Lotus.. - Jasmine..

- shimmer.. - Come..

Tanvi.. heIIo..

Where have you been?

Trying to caII you for so Iong..

What's wrong?

Is everything aIright?

Yes, of course,

everything is aIright.

The party where you

were pIaying music..

It was supposed to

go on aII night..

But due to your music,

everybody Ieft in Iess than an hour!

Jigar, you have untiI september..

Dad wiII send me off to Tobago.

HoId on..

- If you Iose this job too..

HeIIo.. Tanvi.. Tanvi..

Tomorrow your friend

Donsai is hosting a party..

What's the occasion?

It's his girIfriend's birthday.

Whatever the excuse..

It's Donsai's party

and I must attend.

shimmer.. I don't understand

how you can Iike Donsai..

I haven't come across anyone as

confused as him..aII my Iife!

His parents named him Tej Dhanraj

but he caIIs himseIf Donsai..

Donsai ..meaning Money!

You know, he didn't

choose Donsai as his name..

- Donsai!

He Iives Iife on his terms..

Just as I do.

Every girI knows that

Donsai wiII never marry but..

In spite of that..

They aII try their Iuck!

Donsai!

Donsai! I am here!

He Iets the girIs to

get cIose to him..

And I think that's very

generous of him, don't you?

Yeah baby.. come on..

''Donsai.''

''Donsai.''

shimmer, praise him aII you want!

But right now Donsai is

about to break someone's heart!

Donsai..

Hmm..

Donsai..

- Hmm..

Why are you hosting

this party for me?

If I knew you'd be so happy on

your birthday, so excited..

I'd organize a grander party!

- Donsai.. - Hmm..

It's not my birthday tomorrow.

Come on..

shyIa, you can't get me

wrong on that!

I remember very weII,

Iast week you said..

important day in your Iife..

Yes, I did because..

kissed for the first time!

- Kiss? - Yes.. kiss!

''Donsai.''

But is says

'Happy Birthday' on the cake!

What?

I .. it's OK,

I'II order another one!

Cake? You're unbeIievabIe!

What? I wiII just get

one more.. I mean it's..

- What I heard about

you is true! - What?

This reIationship means nothing

to you, you'II never Iove anyone!

shyIa!

- ''Donsai.''

TeII me, what can you

guarantee in this reIationship?

Guarantee? Do I have one?

I Iearnt Hindi for you.

And I organized a party for you!

''Donsai.''

- shyIa..

what is it that I can guarantee?

- Marriage! - Marriage!

Marriage isn't

something that I wiII ever do.

WeII then fine.. this

reIationship is over.

shyIa..

Tomorrow's party is onIy for you.

Can we not break up day after?

What? You son of a..

''Donsai.''

HeIIo.. your order ma'am.

A shot of vodka,

a shot of Bacardi..

A drop of grenadine,

tripIe sec pineappIe juice

and a dash of sprite.

That'II be aII.

CertainIy.

What was it this time?

Beach chair.

- No!

Hmmm..

If I hadn't ducked,

I'd be missing an eye.

You know shimmer..

PeopIe often say, 'why get

married and ruin your own Iife.'

- Correct! - I Iive by

a different phiIosophy.

I mean why shouId I get married and

ruin another person's Iife.. huh?

You are very Ioved for that my dear.

You know, I canceIIed

three appointments..

..to be here at this party.

But Iook at this pIace.

It's just so very dead.

- They are mourning

my break up! - Oh..

They're sad!

Very sad, very sad..

but never mind that..

Let's ceIebrate this break up,

what say?

Let me hear the rhythm..

That's right..

A heart that's singIe,

a heart that's singIe..

a heart that's singIe,

On Iife's highway..

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