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/Subs dedicated to my dear fiancee - Joanna./

Real photo of the call-girls.

This one's empty.

Ramzes...

Have you seen Landryna?

-He's somewhere around here.

Andrzej, give us some change...

Why do you always give them?

-All in all, they are my old pals...

How about your lady?

-She finishes her studies.

You know, women's needs are growing,

they need self-realization,

make a career...

-Why?

Otherwise they get problems with orgasm.

-Why?

"Why" what?

-Why they get problem with orgasm?

No one knows why.

It's just that her "promoter"

is too interested in her.

You know how he's looking at her?

-How?

Graspingly!

-One could poison his dog..

How do you know he has a dog?

It's a f***ing long corridor!

-Like in Kafka...

There are no such long at Zdzisiek.

-I mean Franz!

The one from "Dogs"?

-No from Praha!

It's here.

What was the party at Victoria hotel for?

-I thought, she wants to be a model.

Besides, I also looked good

at the TV.

Yeah, in police cuffs...

-When I think, that this

photographer touched her...

Are you jealous?

-I only take care of her future.

It's here.

Not now, I beg you.

2 hours later...

Finally.

You got nomination to leave our team

Forever!

Landryna?

-It's no more Landryna, his name now is Liar.

You don't like pipe-sucking?

You see, in the life parts

change like kaleidoscope.

-"C'est la vie"?

Well.

Take it out, it's difficult to speak like this.

-Where shall I put it in?

Take it out, we need to talk to him.

What is your name?

-"Liar".

Didn't I tell you?

It's a Liar not a Landryna.

Get out, you got half a minute,

the man downstairs will pay you.

Get out!

Just don't suck him, he's on duty.

Well then, where is our

20 kilos of papers?

I don't have, have no.

In the name of God I don't have.

Got money to pay for whores, coke, roulette...

But you don't have any for us.

I know that, I failed. But I will give back.

You thought, that you are big time,

Landryna. But you are just a liar.

But you can't lie to me, candy.

Yes, Ramzes, I lie, I lie, I always lie.

Maybe at least now you told us the truth.

Well, Landryna...

-Liar.

Well, Liar.

Your time's up...

Wait, wait, wait. You'll stain my new jacket.

Look how nervous Mr Liar is.

Hey, we were just joking!

4 hours total.

-Here is for 2! Get lost.

You can't believe to a liar.

What do You think, when he just said

that he was lying, was he lying?

He lied. Liar always lie.

It's dirty. Stains won't wash off.

Landryna!!! Landryna, come out.

I am pissed off for the stains on my new jacket.

Come out!

You were told to warn me,

but you wanted to be sly.

You thought, that when Arnold shots me down,

you wouldn't have to give money back?

What do you say, Ramzes?

Who's that?

O Jesus!

Can you fly, a**hole?

-No.

It means, that you can, because you

always lie. We'll find out soon...

Yes, yes, I can fly.

I fly better than stork.

You see how conscious he is?

He understood that he has to answer

always the opposite word, because I know

that he is always lying.

Yes, yes. Ramzes, You are always right.

But, guys, get me out of here.

All right, come here sweet.

Sorry.

F***. I can't do it.

-Pull him up.

-I have no pipe.

-Pull him up onto the roof.

-Well then, come on.

Oh Mother.

You have one month to repay your debt.

From today you will lie to Arnold.

It's only truth that you will tell me.

Get the f*** lost.

I will do anything for you, Ramzes.

-Get the f*** out before I change my mind.

Do you believe him?

-Can't you see, that he has full pants? He's mine.

He'll be mine someday.

F*** him, let's pay attention to Arnold

before he shoots our asses out.

Good morning.

Describe Haraclit's views in ten words, please.

How many?

-Let's say... 10.

10... Well...

One never steps into the same river...

Everything flows, nothing lasts,

for Heraclit everything is like a river...

You have used 18 words already.

-18? Did You count?

I didn't have to.

You quote the text-book.

All right, but how is it possible

to describe anything using only 10 words?

It's possible.

Everything, that can be said,

can be said simply.

What one can't say,

You have to keep for yourself.

Fire is rule of the world... Everything flows...

Unity of contradictions.

Better, a little better.

But it's 11.

11?

-One word too much... Try the next week, please.

Thank You.

11!

-And...?

-"And" what? Chicken butt. I failed.

He haven't f***ed for a long time

and catches all the faults.

Why have I attended his classes?

I should have gone to Makowka, not to...

Excuse me.

Is it really that easy to pass at Makowka?

-When you're a girl, yes.

I prefer him then. He's catchy,

but at least you'll learn something.

You f***ed up? You came here to learn?

Or you came to college?

You got that right.

Good morning, mister dean.

-The roof is leaking, doctor.

Ministry of Education thinks, it's easier to

philosophise under an open sky. But it's no Acropole here.

Leaking roof over my head...,

and where is the moral law?

What a times...

GRADUATE AND FINAL PAPERS.

TOTAL DISCRETION. COMPETITIVE PRICES.

Good afternoon.

Good afternoon.

I called you yesterday, about private lessons.

-Right.

My name is...

-No names please. Total discretion...

Mr Adam mentioned about it.

Stella

-Is it a name or a nickname?

Eh, it's not important.

Max.

-Is it a name or a nickname?

Unfortunately a name, my mom insisted.

I study pedagogics.

Pedagogics?

-Yes, right.

I finish my studies, actually and I have to write

graduate's paper under supervision of professor...

No names, please..

Professor Professor.

And, You know, I think I won't manage

it myself. I missed a lot of classes

and I got a difficult topic.

What is it?

-Archetype of "Red Hood" in

actual pedagogical research.

"Archetype of "Red Hood"...

Interesting.

I think I know what

your promoter looks like...

Bald, tall, about 1.90m.

Unfortunately I have to warn You

that he is very uncooperative. He will require lots

of corrections. It makes the whole thing complicated.

Don't worry about the money...

-Money?

How much?

I don't know, maybe 8.000.

Well, have you got any materials?

Notes? Ideas?

Oh yes, students are very busy now.

Solarium, cosmetician, gym,

who has time to study?

When is the deadline?

We have much time.

It's in three months.

How will we make contacts?

Visit Mr Adam's website in 2-3 days.

You will find a

picture of a dwarf there. When You click it,

You will find a place and time of the next meeting.

You are very mysterious.

Goodbye.

Goodbye.

-Good afternoon.

-Good afternoon.

Nice chick. I thought You will never finish.

Have You got it?

Yes, first chapter. But I need 2

more days. Now I have lots of work.

Listen... Mister... Excuse me...

What is your name?

-Kondzierski

-Mr Kondzierski, for me it's a case of life or

death, understand? I promised it to

minister that I would defend my title.

Mr Minister promised me an embassy.

With a title. You understand mister...

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