Easy Money

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Rolando! You ready?

Sergio! Sergio!

We made it! Freedom! Freedom!

- Come on, move!

It's not over yet, come on.

What's up?

Sergio, have you been in touch

with the Arab?

Everything is set.

They're just waiting for you.

Did you talk to Carlos?

- Yeah, 5 minutes ago.

What do you think? I just

escaped from prison. Aren't we

stopping for a bit?

We can go to the Texas Longhorn Restaurant.

- Maybe we can have a picnic?

Yeah, and smoke a joint.

Damn it.

F***ing pigs.

Tell the guy that I'll call

him when I can.

Get out.

- Thanks for everything.

Who's in charge of this place?

- We're not interested.

Get the guy in charge.

- Come on in or leave.

Ok, come on in.

You f***ing c*nts.

F***ing c*nts, we'll f*** you up.

You're so quiet. Everything ok?

It's hard.

I don't know what's wrong.

Radovan is nagging me and you

see how the f***ers at the door

are acting.

We should f*** them up.

He's gone to the toilet.

- Really? Come on.

You f***!

Give me my money!

You will pay!

C*NT!

It's a big shot investment guy

with an interesting fetish.

He loves Bridge.

World Cup in Cannes - he can't go.

Turns out this dude is working

at his company.

Lasse from Gnesta, you know, the

kind of dude that calls "skynfen"

Bromma water.

They start chatting and it turns

out that Lasse is one hell of Bridge

player.

So he sends Lasse from Gnesta to Cannes

to play the World Cup in Bridge.

Lasse is playing and after a while

he needs to take a leak.

He goes to the urinal and there

is Bill F***ing Gates.

Really?

- Bill Gates is standing next to him

taking a leak.

Lasse feels that he has to talk to him

and says:
"Hello, Bill."

"I'm Lasse.

Can you come up to my table?"

table, who walks up?

Bill Gates. Stands two meters

away and says:
"Hallo, Lasse! "

After which Lasse looks at his cards,

then up at Bill-

and says "F*** off, Bill!"

You have 243SEK left on your

account.

What a f***ing evening.

- Yeah, sh*t.

- You coming with us on the boat trip?

- Nice.

Nope, I'm outdoor at Berns and I should

almost see you.

- You coming with us to Sandhamn?

- No, I have some stuff to take care of

today.

A couple of years ago financial growth

and good times were predicted.

In such times comsumption and credits

increase, but savings decrease.

We've seen that many times before.

But the expectations accelerated

faster than the growth.

The result was imbalance

between debts and assets.

But in Chinese...

...the word for "crisis" is the same

as the word for "opportunity".

Which player will grasp the opportunity?

Who'll be the artisan of fortune in

this global tragedy. One of you?

Thanks for today.

Cheap. - Slow night, nothing's happening.

- Nothing's happening for you.

No fares.

- Taxi? Cheap.

Cheap. C-h-e-a-p taxi.

Noone wants to go.

- I had a ride to Farsta for 100SEK.

How much?

- It barely covered the gas.

You took that ride?

- In half an hour nothing's happened.

Did you smoke?

- Snorted a bit...

That's why you do stupid rides.

That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard.

Hi. You're mad late.

- I had a drop off in Sdertlje.

Is he in there?

- Yes.

I threw him out with his head first.

What does he think?

Hey, JW.

- Hi.

How much did you get?

-4500SEK.

You rock. The best one I got

- That's how he gets his cash.

He picks up small horny dudes that

he'll do in the alley.

That's how he works

- You should work extra too, Mahmoud.

You're starting to look like a bum.

Where'd you buy those shoes?

Listen to him.

I found the investment company.

- Not now.

Did you read the offer?

- Not now man.

Tell him to read the offer.

- Do you think he listens to me?

No one listens to you.

- Here.

Don't you want a line to get energized?

- At seven in the morning?

You have to be alert in school.

- You weren't very good in school, right?

I came further than you.

- We'll see.

Hi.

- Hi.

Hi. What's that?

- Burn it.

Everything ok?

- We got problems. Jorge escaped.

Jorge escaped from prison.

- I'm gonna f*** his mother.

And Radovan asked for you

He's pissed.

Hi. It's me.

That Jorge has escaped.

Jorge Salinas. Radovan

wants to find him asap.

I'll get 20 grand that'll go to

whoever tells me where he is.

- Okay.

- Then we have an agreement. Ciao.

Can I come in?

No, the cops were here.

They took Andreas to the station.

- Is he here now?

No, he's out running.

He needed fresh air.

Can I stay a few days on the couch?

Please.

No, mom's sleeping in the guest room.

You're not a little boy anymore, Jorge.

Are you hungry?

- Yes.

You only had one more year to go.

Why'd you do it?

- I had to.

Paola? Paola!

Yes, mom.

- Is someone there?

No mom, noone is here.

You have to go now.

Andreas will be home any second.

- Did you gain weight?

- Don't be stupid. Don't you understand?

You're going to be an uncle.

No way!

- Look. Can't you see?

You serious?

Congratulations.

- Thanks, Jorge.

You have to go now.

Go now. Take care of yourself.

- He's not supposed to f***ing come here!

- He's just leaving.

Didn't you ruin enough??

I'll call the cops if

you come here again!

JW! JW...ciao.

How's it going? Did you got my exam?

- Absolutely.

It turned out damn nice.

We're going to Lvhlla this weekend,

to Sophies. A small get-together.

Wanna come?

- Love to.

Nice, fun. I'll call you about the

details. See you later.

JW! Hi!

Hi, dude.

- Hey!

Let me look at you.

Come on, I'll show you.

Do you wanna meet the hostess?

- Sophie, this is JW.

I'm studying with him at Handels.

- Hi. Johan.

Sophie. Welcome.

- This is Kalle.

Hi. Johan.

How long have they been dating?

- Jetset-Kalle and Sophie?

On and off since Lundsberg.

- On and off?

He seems a bit stiff.

He's out of balance.

His dad's bank has problems.

Same problems as everyone else?

- Mm, credits are frozen.

They have to sell all their

assets for really cheap.

Are you excited?

- Yes.

There are 3 kinds of people.

Type 1:
The kind that always walks

in with shoes on and has the right attitude.

A cool dude, like here.

Type 2:
The one who's a bit insecure

and checks what everyone else does.

A pretty disgusting guy who never knows

where he is.

Finally, type 3:

The kind who always takes the shoes off.

Strolling around with sweaty socks-

Leaving trails like

a snail and is overall disgusting.

If there's a hole in the

sock there's only one thing to do...

Shot in the back of the neck!

What kind of person are you, JW?

What kind of person?

Kalle, leave him alone.

No, no.

What kind of person?

Did you know that the heel represents-

the phallic elements

you women are suppressed by.

That's why I prefer

my heels so thick.

And I prefer teenie-weenie?

- Well, you're sitting next to me.

You're fun

- Where'd you find this guy?

He's the king, prince, queen, the

entire f***ing court of Handels.

- Is it good to be the king of Handels?

- It's always good to be the king.

Cheers!

Yep, the whole family is here.

That's Fredrik and Carl.

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