Eat the Rich
- R
- Year:
- 1987
- 90 min
- 261 Views
" They say music
is the food of love "
" Let's see if you are
hungry enough "
" Take a bite, take another
"
" Just like a good boy would
"
" Get a sweet thing
on the side "
" Home cooking, homicide "
" Side order
Could be your daughter "
" Finger-licking good "
" Come on baby, eat the rich
"
" Put the bite on the
son of a b*tch "
" Don't mess up
Don't you give me no switch "
" Come on baby
and eat the rich "
" C'mon baby and eat the rich
"
" Sittin' here
in a hired tuxedo "
" You wanna see my
bacon torpedo "
"Mm..."
"Hm..."
"Mm..."
"Their nipples
were must too small!"
"Anyway, I got the two Scottish
castles,"
"I've got the Greek island,
and I've got 15 Maseratis,"
"all classics, of course. So I suppose
you could say I'm stinking rich."
"Excuse me. The baby panda,
is it fried in honey?"
"Of course, ma'am."
"Oh, no."
"Very good. I mean,
where else can you eat"
"for 200 pounds a head?"
"You're very beautiful."
"There you go."
"Tasty bit of service, that."
"Come on, fatty, hurry up."
"I'm awfully sorry."
"Told you it was good.
Anyway, we're in a bad lunch."
"Look, Derek, forget funk rap.
It's dead."
"The kids are getting hooked
on socialism."
"And Terry's got it real bad
next year."
"OK. Let's sack the blacks
and sign the reds."
"Oi! Where's my f***ing tip?!"
"Excuse me."
"Out of the way, please.
Come on. Move."
"Out of the way."
"Excuse me. Out of the way, please.
Come on."
"Move. Move it, cow."
"Move."
"Bastard!"
"Be more polite to the customers,
Alex, or you're fired."
"Shut your face."
"I'm gonna give you one more
chance."
"I want to tell you that we're all
pretty tired of your attitude."
"I mean, why can't you be more
like Mark?"
"He is aggressive, yes."
"But at least he's mysterious
about it."
" I was born
to rock and roll "
" I was built "
" For speed "
" La la la "
" La la la la "
" La la la "
" La la "
"Oh, Janice."
"Yes, Commander Fortune?"
"If the CIA calls,"
"just say I've popped out
to..."
"buy some socks."
"Very well, Commander Fortune."
"Have you seen who's
on table eight?"
"- Who?
- John Steenbeck. The movie director."
"Not the John Steenbeck,
who made Interesting Teenagers?"
"That, over there.
The good-looking one."
"My name's Steenbeck.
John Steenbeck."
picture in this country."
"We're looking for someone to play the part
of the good-looking young psychopath."
"I hear you're an actor,
is that right?"
"Uh... what do you mean,
actor?"
"Somebody who walks and talks the way
I want. Then I photograph them."
"Well, uh, I walk and I talk"
"any damn way I choose."
"Excuse me.
Are you ready to order?"
"What I really find most interesting
is he's got that sort of face"
"where you're not quite sure
what he's gonna do next."
"- It's most unnerving.
- Oh, he's wonderful!"
"Listen, honey. If you're looking for
new, young, violent faces in the cinema,"
"then I think you'd better look at mine
because I'm up to here in social grievances."
"Look, love, I'm sorry, but you're
just not what we're looking for."
"Oh, no! This is the man we're
interested in! This one is the pits!"
"Oh, but I can be ever so
unnerving. Look!"
"You've carried yourself
once too often, Alex."
"- You're fired!"
"Bye!"
"Phase four."
"It's all good stuff."
"- Suicide mission, is it?
- Yes."
"So I, um, shan't be seeing
you again then."
"No."
"All right."
"Yes. I've got no money,
and nowhere to live."
all my friends."
"Oh, really?"
"Well, couldn't I sleep in that
little cupboard under the stairs?"
"Oh, really? Yes, well,
I've always hated you too."
"Drop dead, fuckface!"
"Gerry!"
"We're gonna check out
the scene here."
"- Stick around.
- Gerry! Hey, Gerry! My best friend!"
"Hi, Alex."
"- Can I come in with you?
- What's the matter? You broke?"
"Oh, yeah. I lost my job
and got no money"
"and I'm totally homeless."
"Sh*t. What a drag."
"- Yeah.
- Well, it's really nice to see you, Alex."
"- Hey, Alex.
- Yeah?"
"You wanna get indoors.
You'll get soaked out here."
"They're on their way."
"Good evening.
This is the BBC."
"Now a political broadcast from the new
Home Secretary, Nosher Powell MP."
"Oi! Sh! He's on!"
"- Evening, voters."
"Some people in this country
are very, very rich."
"But most of you
are very, very poor."
"You know why?!"
"Because you're all lazy
vultures!"
"Yeah!
Your country needs money!"
"And you can't get
enough money!"
"So I tell you what
we're gonna do!"
"We're gonna close more
hospitals"
"and we're gonna build
more rockets!"
"Boo!"
"Excuse me. Could you spare us a
bit of your paper to sleep under?"
"No, f*** off!"
"Oh, go on. Just the sports
page."
"All right."
"Excuse me, we're from Ethiopia.
Got price of a cup of tea?"
"Take this, commoners. We
oppressed should stick together."
"Stand back.
Stand back."
"It's now exactly two hours and 40 minutes
since the police sealed off this street"
"which leads to the embassy."
"And we've just heard that the Home Secretary
himself is on his way to supervise the siege."
"We are not your enemy!"
"We have suffered too long!"
"All we want is just our freedom
and rights in our own country!"
"- Yeah!
- Rise up and kill your oppressor!"
"- Freedom of the oppressed!
- Yeah, yeah, yeah!"
"Oi, Sambo,
move out the way!"
"- What's going on here?
- I'm afraid it's something of a waiting game,"
"- Home Secretary.
- Don't give me that bollocks."
"Oi! Sinbad! You see that?"
"I'll put that...
soon as you come down!"
"Here, hold that.
I'm going in."
"- Excuse me.
- Oh, it's all right. I'm with him."
"Oh, of course. Sorry."
"Nosh!"
"Nosh!"
"Nosh! Nosh!"
" You know the rules
You all know the game "
" Try to do what's right "
" And I swear
I can't complain "
"- Nosh!
- If I die tonight "
"- But I don't think it's in the stars
- Nosh!"
"- Nosh!
- What?"
"Look!"
"Go on, then! Jump!"
"Who's storming this place?
You or me?"
"Well, keep your mouth shut!
Right!"
"- History.
- Who stormed the Iranian Embassy in 1984?"
"Oh!"
" See me running
all around the world "
"- Trying to make some time "
"Back and forth!"
"You don't mean the Israeli
ambassador, surely?"
"Come out!"
"Both of you!"
"- Now, what's it all about?
- He started it."
"- Shut up! You!
- They took our country!"
"- It was ours first.
- No, it wasn't."
"- Was.
- Wasn't!"
"Shut up!"
"Now, I don't care
whose fault it is."
"I just don't want no more
interruptions, got it?"
"Now, you give him back
his country."
"And you, smart yourself out."
"Well, he's done it.
It's absolutely incredible."
"Singlehandedly, this man has tackled
the Middle East crisis head on."
"They said it couldn't be done,
and he's done it."
"I don't think we need to wait for the
public opinion polls to know that"
"today's piece of work won't bring any
harm at all for the next election."
"Fascist bully!"
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