Eating Out 4: Drama Camp Page #2

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Casey, is that guy bothering you?

Who the hell are you?

- The guy who you fight like that is going to get.

It's all right.

Beau ... Zack.

Room mate ... boyfriend.

O. .. sorry.

I will come back later?

I was just leaving.

I think you you very quickly

also start to feel human.

Is there anyone so happy

that he can call you his friend?

He had to treat you like a prince.

Damn, there's nothing in here

to f*** me.

You are never actors.

That they told me

and Donnie Kendall.

It was career day

in the first year.

They said, "but Word

fireman or policeman.

Something realistic and useful. "

Donnie Kendall listened

to their good advice.

He gave up his dream

and became a cop.

Last month I went

at his memorial service.

He was shot in his face.

Well ... not everyone here

will become a star.

Or open his own theater camp.

But this I can say:

If you give up your dreams ...

even if you end up not

with your face full of metal ...

you can just as well be dead.

You owe it to yourself to

to try.

Okay, I do not like sycophancy.

I'm just a serious actress.

- I will be the judge.

In two weeks ...

will at this stage ...

'Annual Dick Dickey's Theatre Camp

Scene Competition 'place.

Your assignment is a scene

Shakespeare to choose ...

and a modern twist to it.

For example, Othello with a talk show

on the Oprah channel.

Or, for example The Tempest / i

located somewhere in the space.

Also on the Oprah channel.

Let your imagination run wild.

This year the group wins

the greatest show brings ...

a holiday with all the trimmings ...

generously offered by appointment,

in the Triangle Inn in Palm Springs.

Because in the real world

actors earn prizes.

This holiday is mine.

One more thing:
I do not tolerate

sexual misconduct in this camp.

Who caught his

or her how-ha openly ...

're out.

Without refund.

I have not had sex 7.5 years.

And I'm only

become a better artist.

End scene.

How do you and your boyfriend keep going

without sex?

This is nowadays

not so often anymore.

O. ..

- Yes.

I knew it.

What a dick.

Pardon?

God, you chased me the creeps.

That I often hear.

Who is the dick?

- My boyfriend.

What are you doing?

My tuition money.

Well, why do you date with a dick?

I think because I'm like.

Why do you love him?

Because ...

Never mind.

What?

- I wanted to say:

because I've done so much trouble

for him to get more.

But that does not make sense, huh?

Well when you get to Dr. Phil or something.

Perhaps you no longer love.

But ... - Penny, there is someone

puked in the urinal!

Make it clean!

I'm on my way.

Sh*t hit the fan.

You know him? Sh*t ...

How to get there anyway.

Go back a gay-erotic scene

directing for the match?

'Weather' is a gay erotic scene?

Jason has a strange obsession

for sexy gay men.

I love eroticism in general.

But you do not find girls for free

do nude scenes.

But gay men ...

that are naturally sluts.

You're not even

a bit gay?

Yes ... Pipe me otherwise agreed to see

how big my dick it is.

Pipe but yourself.

- Once, my friend. Ever.

This is where straight people are talking about.

Shut up.

Do you like your mouth shut.

Look what they have given me.

- Be well but happy.

I could also share a room

those annoying Genevieve.

Oh, you mean that

"Je ne vah-vah-java.

Yes, I would rather put a knife

into my face.

Dickie kicks are not happy.

Did you know that:

"I do not like sycophancy."

"I do not like sex. I therefore

so sociable. "

Creepy.

Does it bother you if I sleep naked?

You say not much,

but if you say something ...

Bothers me not.

Dress it out.

Only if I sleep well.

Well, good night.

Certainly.

Good morning,

Dick Dickey's theater campers.

It's five o'clock in the morning.

Time to get up and start acting.

The first classes begin

over 30 minutes.

Are you tired?

Then if your character is not.

Grab a latte and drag you through.

Well, I have a very loose throat.

This is important to act

a good role to get ...

if you know what I mean.

Just kidding. The only thing you get

if someone from the casting sucks ...

A trip to the hospital.

If that worked, would Brittany Murphy

and I sit across.

Brittany Murphy is dead.

Really?

That is hilarious.

That girl could pipes.

She was just ...

the lullenfluisteraar.

Okay, everyone is looking for a partner throat.

How are you with the dick?

He sits beside me.

Where?

Hi, Tiffani.

- Here I am Mrs. Tiffani von der Sloot.

Hi, handsome.

What? Do you have a new boyfriend?

- He is heterosexual.

I am heterosexual.

- Well, here are my tits.

Do you look him straight?

I do not know.

I've always been a wallflower.

Hey, muthafucka!

Place your hands on your throat.

Sorry.

- Certainly.

Now, everyone ...

This is the last I of Betty White

have learned.

Are not they beautiful?

You know that really

weeds?

Makes them less beautiful?

You want something?

Yes ... I hold auditions for my scene.

I make a variation on

The Taming of the Shrew / i and ...

I would love to have you

the role of Kate.

Why?

No idea,

I think you have talent.

And why do you think?

Well, I think you're beautiful ...

and I love your personality.

Then you ask a girl out

on a date, ...

not to audition for you to do.

I did not offend.

No ... I do have an audition.

O. .. super.

Boys are so stupid.

I can not believe Benji straight.

He can not his eyes off of Zack.

Why would you

still occur as heterosexual?

Neil Patrick has yet to

all changed?

Beware.

- What?

Poison ivy.

- O. .. Thank you.

Nature is so creepy.

Are you not afraid here?

Do you think there is a handsome vampire

and take me?

Your fingers or a psychopath who spends

and sh*t down your throat.

Did you hear that?

- Try not to scare me.

No, I mean it.

O. .. sh*t.

- It is determined only a bird.

A very large bird.

Duck.

There is someone.

If someone sees us ...

- Then I reckon with 'm off.

You mean you 'than to kill?

There is someone.

Halt!

Hands up!

Throw us not look!

- He had not sat in my mouth. It does not count.

'To be or not.

That is the question. "

"... To suffer the slings and arrows

of outrageous fortune. "

"Or to put arms in ...

against a sea of ??trouble. "

"And by opposition to terminate them.

To die ... "

"To die, to sleep.

Nothing more. "

"And by sleep ..."

- "... To say we end the headache."

"And a thousand natural shocks."

"That flesh is heir to ..."

"It's a crowning achievement ..."

"... Who piously desired."

"To die, to sleep.

To sleep, to dream possible. "

Hi ... director.

You realize that a man was

who auditioned for a woman's role?

Are you here for the role of brill

who gets hit?

What I believe to have seen, is

an actor who passed the audition.

Are you serious?

You do The Taming of the Shrew / i.

With all the sexism in it, ...

are you one of the few good

female roles ...

do not give a man in a dress?

- Genevieve that is inappropriate.

I am a transsexual woman,

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