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we all know you have a powerful daddy,

and we all respect that.

It's just that, uh...

Correct me if I'm wrong,

but didn't you wear the Union uniform?

Sure.

Same reason you wear a suit to church.

Or go out of town to f*** your mistress.

- I beg your pardon?

- Appearances.

I mean, hell,

I got a family business to inherit...

not to mention, typically, I pick a winner.

And, uh...

till now, the Confederacy was not it.

Well, let's face it, gentlemen.

You needed a "no rules" approach.

You needed savages.

I can bring you savages.

And very soon I will

have in my possession...

a box containing a certain artifact.

Let's call it a "sacred relic,"

because it will guarantee

the cooperation of a new

and unprecedented ally.

And who would that be, sir?

Why, the Apache Nation, of course.

The Apache what?!

Sergeant...

with all due respect,

aren't you being a bit, uh, indiscreet?

We're not exactly alone

here, if you get my meaning.

Thanks for reminding me.

Sir?

Oh, God...

What?

No hookers at a strategy meeting.

I just got back from a very small town.

Hmm. I was there once.

Long ago.

And I assure you...

it was a better place then.

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