Ek Villain

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All is here for the vacancy

to the quality department.

Have you worked somewhere earlier?

Do you want to hear a joke?

Once a man was

drowning in the river.

He yelled,

"Lord Ganesha, please save me!"

Lord Ganesha started dancing.

The man asked,

"Why are You dancing?"

So, Lord Ganesha said, "Didn't you

dance while immersing me in water?"

Actually, I shouldn't be cracking

jokes about God in front of God.

I'm sorry.

Don't mind, but I have no mind.

Give my ball.

Hurry up! Quick.

Kids, are you okay?

Hey, mister!

Hello. Yes, you.

Aren't there enough

potholes in the city

that you've dug up another one?

And for the past two weeks.

Those kids and my

God were saved today.

Why are you so irresponsible?

The next time,

someone might lose his life...

...because of these potholes.

But whether someone lives or dies...

...it doesn't matter to you.

Don't worry, madam.

You'll have no complaints

against us henceforth.

Okay.

Let's see.

Hi!

I just wanted to send

this message across that...

...I'm proud of you.

I'm sure that whatever you

do in life will be right for you.

No matter how many

obstacles you face...

...there won't be darkness anymore.

Hello.

Do you want to listen to the

bad news first or the worst news?

The bad news is that you'll

have to live without me every day...

...between 9 to 5 from now on.

And the worst news

is that I won't be able...

...to live without you

every day between 9 to 5.

I got the job, Aisha.

I got the job.

Now go and erase that

wish from your diary.

I've become independent.

Guru...

...there's something

that I have to say to you.

Tell me.

No, come home first.

Tell me. I'm on my way home.

No, come home.

Hello.

How did you get in?

Aisha?

What are you doing?

Who is..

Does anyone barge into someone's house

like that without ringing the bell!

Get out of here. Get out!

Aisha, who is it? What happened?

Aisha!

Aisha, who is it?

Aisha, listen to me! Police!

Aisha! Listen! Hey! - Guru!

Listen, you've enmity with me.

Look.. spare her.

You have a problem with me.

Listen. Spare her.

Guru!

- Hey, stop. Let my Aisha go!

Please! No!

Please don't kill me.

Please don't kill me. Please.

Who is in charge of this area?

I am. Inspector Waghle.

Aditya Rathore, CBI.

But why is the CBI so keen

on the murder of an ordinary girl?

I am keen not on this girl,

but her love.

I didn't get you.

We'll have to find Aisha's

murderer at the earliest.

If he sets out to look for him...

...then the government will

have to find some new property.

Guru will kill so many...

...that there won't be enough

place to cremate the bodies.

'Devil. Monster. Demon. Beast.'

'Who says that only

God has several names?'

'Demons are found in hell.'

'But I met one such demon

in the so-called paradise in Goa.'

'But demons possess

a special quality.'

'It's his habit to be

present at his own funeral.'

'Hatred is his weapon.'

'Anger is his explosive.'

'He doesn't know

what sympathy means.'

'No one loves him.'

'Every love story has a hero...'

'...a heroine...'

'...and a villain.'

'But this love story

is of a villain.'

Please forgive me, Guru.

I made a mistake, Guru.

What are you doing?

Guru, please forgive me.

I beg of you, Guru! Please spare me.

I beg of you. Don't do this!

For God's sake, spare me life.

Are you praying?

Guru, please forgive me.

Do you really think that

He will appear to save you?

Fine.

Pray.

No! Guru.

You have time until

this matchstick is put out.

Remember your God.

Rohan

What are you doing? What happened?

What are you doing, son?

Rohan.

Rohan.

Mother, I'll kill him!

- Don't do this!

Please stop.

CBI People beat me up a lot.

Raghu. Please save me, o God.

Rahul! Rahul, no.

Help.

Can I give you a suggestion?

Don't pray to God.

Pray to the breeze.

Because if there's breeze,

you'll be finished.

No, no! Guru, please...

I made a mistake.

No, no! Guru, what are you doing?

Guru, please don't do this!

I beg of you!

No, Guru! Guru...

No, Rohan.

- No, leave me.

Guru!

Spare me, Guru.

Guru! Guru! No.

Guru! Spare me, Guru.

Spare me. Guru.

Let go of me!

- Let go off.

Guru, no.

Let go of me! Guru, let go of me!

Please let go of me!

Fine. I'll let go of you!

Brother.

No! No!

No!

No!

Come out.

Come on! Take him out.

Will you kill him? Leave.

Come on.

Tell me! Who is your boss!

Who do you work for!

Has Singh sir sent you?

Torture him.

Tell me about his business.

Hold him tight.

All of you will be punished.

Hey, tell me.

Come on.

Ready, steady, smile!

Okay. A joke.

A woman went to the police

station and asked the inspector...

"Inspector,

my husband had gone to the market..."

"...to buy okra two days ago."

"He hasn't come back yet."

The inspector said,

"What's the big deal, madam?"

"Cook some other vegetable."

Wonderful! - Thank you.

Hey, come on.

What is the press doing outside?

So that your photos are

published in the newspaper...

...and people come to know

that you are the officer...

...who forbade an adult girl from

getting married against her will.

You're interfering in other people's

lives! Don't you have any shame?

Sheela is an adult.

And she came to me for help.

All of you treat her like a maid...

...who is only supposed

to do the household chores...

...and look after children.

When she demands to be happy...

...all of you have a problem with it.

While trying to belong

to a particular religion...

...you have forgotten

to be a human being.

Get aside. Move move.

Out. out from here.

Sharad, drive her out.

Because of your boss Caesar,

three officers of mine were killed.

The officers that

were doing their duty.

But I give you a chance.

I will make you my pet dog.

I will ask Deepu's

mother to testify...

...that her son accidentally

fell in the fire in a drunken state.

And being my pet dog...

...you will wag your tail

and take me to your boss Caesar.

It's your decision now.

You changed sides, didn't you?

She didn't testify against me.

That's the reason

why you're barking!

Will you speak up?

I will avenge Caesar for

killing my men at any cost.

I will make your condition

so miserable in prison...

...that you'll yearn for death.

People fear death.

But I face death each day.

As an uninvited guest.

Acting over smart.

You'll pay the price

for this insanity, Guru.

This is not insanity. It's manhood.

Lawyer, give the bail paper quickly.

Arjun.

Is everything alright?

Hey, listen!

Hey! Do you want to hear a joke?

Once a thief got

into a house to steal.

The safe read, "There is

no need to break open this safe."

"Press 1,2,3 and then the red button."

"The safe will open."

As soon as the thief

pressed the button...

...the alarm rang and

the police came there.

While leaving,

the thief told the owner...

"I have lost faith

in humanity today."

Hey!

The joke was not that bad.

You could have at least smiled.

Listen. I need you

to do something for me.

You don't have to rob a safe.

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