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to go to Seville?

It's not me, it's him.

He needs my help to get a job.

You're the one without a job,

not him.

If you get it,

will you move to Seville?

I really don't know.

See? I need to push him.

He doesn't normally need pushing.

Once he's got what he wants,

he doesn't even remember your name.

Ask Susi. And not just Susi.

There's Reyes, Carol...

Hey, all right, we get it.

We'll come straight back, don't worry.

We'll be back in two days, you'll see.

Look, do whatever you want.

You always do anyway.

Hey, where are you going?

To dance. Is that OK?

Give you two lovebirds some space.

Don't be like that, babes.

She's pissed off.

Small wonder, with a story like that.

What a crock of sh*t.

What else could I say?

We're going to Morocco for weed?

Her dad's a cop, for f***'s sake!

I'm not sure about this, Compi.

About what?

Some guy offers you

a few lines of coke,

then suddenly

he's asking you to do this.

Do you think they put

ads in the paper?

"Wanted:
nitwits to cross the Strait,"

"with the cops in hot pursuit. "

I don't think so.

So if the cops or customs show up,

we toss it overboard.

In Spain, no weed means no jail.

Hear that, Nio?

Spain is a great place to live.

Anyway, if Rachid says you can go,

then it means he's paid the cops off.

All you have to do is follow this.

Hey! The cops are here!

Relax. They're friends.

Friends?

As long as they get their share.

No, that one goes over there.

What does it matter?

Each package has an owner,

they're marked.

This is ngel-3-Sierra.

Ready to depart from the platform.

Great! You just got here

and you're already pissing me off.

You were late so I took your seat.

How long for?

Until your punishment's over?

- Are we energised?

- Yes.

OK, breaker on.

Why couldn't they

have punished Eva?

We'd give her a ride for free.

She's out of your league.

Give over, Fish Face.

Don't you feel embarrassed depriving

all those kids of fish fingers?

Arsehole.

I can't believe you defrosted

three tonnes of hake for nothing!

Captain Birds Eye!

That's a good one.

There's your new nickname.

Captain Birds Eye.

Is he always like this?

Does he ever shut up?

That's why I'm so knackered.

So where shall we go?

Towards Tarifa, see if we get lucky.

OK, here we go.

ngel-3-Sierra, we're airborne.

Transponder code 7000.

Request operational flight.

You're clear to fly.

They just left.

I've got something six miles ahead.

Can you check it, Sergio?

I'm on it.

There it is. Over there.

Let's see.

It's an inflatable.

It's leaving one hell of a wake.

Lucky Captain Birds Eye.

Here we go.

You still remember what to do?

Hit the gas, Nio!

That's it, Nio!

12,000 when we get back.

Can you believe it?

This is awesome...

Stop your engines immediately

and wait to be boarded.

All paid off, my arse!

I'll kill that buddy of yours.

They don't give a f***.

Son of a b*tch.

Press them a little.

Now you're talking.

Why don't you stop, mate?

What are you doing?

We have to dump it!

Sit down! Sit down!

You just wait and see what happens...

We have to dump it!

Sit down!

They look like they've smoked

a whole bundle themselves.

Don't you think?

Stop! Stop!

They're not stopping.

Shall we play cat and mouse with them?

- Now you're talking.

- Let's go.

You're enjoying yourself.

It's like riding a bike.

Where are they?

No idea, but I think I've sh*t myself.

Son of a b*tch!

I'm sure of it now.

Of what?

That I've definitely sh*t myself.

That scared them.

See that?

Eyes like saucers.

And again.

Wait, wait!

Hold on! Slow down!

This isn't PlayStation!

We're risking our lives here!

Son of a b*tch! Did you see that?

- I told you they were stoned.

- He's a kamikaze.

Sh*t, they're coming back again.

He's heading back to Morocco.

What now?

Stay on their arse or what?

They might break down.

If not, we go aboard and kick arse.

Like the good old days.

Don't you have the balls?

No, not me.

- But you do.

- Who? Me?

Don't you have the balls?

It's like riding a bike.

This bike has training wheels,

like my grandson's.

You can both f*** off.

Come on, take her down.

I think we upset him.

Jess, if I die, don't forget

you're godfather to my daughter.

Yes.

He's her godfather?

She's 19 years old,

he's never given her a present.

Are you going in or what?

OK, but take her down a bit.

A bit more!

I'm handing myself in...

Give it a rest!

Cut the engines!

This is f***ing serious, Nio.

Will you stop? He's got a gun!

Get lower!

I can't

Go the f*** up!

What're you doing?

Heading back.

We're in Morocco.

I was about to jump!

Yeah, sure you were.

We psyched them out, Nio!

F*** you, arseholes!

Yeah, especially you!

"I'm handing myself in. "

Anyone can have

a moment of weakness.

Nio, you f***ed them up!

You've got balls!

If those cops find out

we're in Spain...

Perejil Island is Spanish, isn't it?

It's really cold!

It doesn't work in here.

We wait until dark and then go.

Well, if we have to wait...

What are you doing?

What do you think?

I doubt Rachid will care

if we score some hash off him.

Dude, what the f*** is this?

It's full of sand!

What?

See for yourself.

F***ing hell.

The bastard!

Is that sand too?

You f***ing piece of Moroccan sh*t.

What's up with you?

What's up, man?

Look what I brought for you!

Do you like it?

Stop! Stop!

You knew about this!

- I'm sorry!

- Do you like sand?

Does it taste good?

Well? Does it or doesn't it?

Look, I'm sorry!

You will be if your boss

doesn't pay us what he said.

Geit in.

Open the glove box.

12,000.

And that's it?

You did your part,

and we did ours.

What do you mean?

You lied to us,

we risked our necks for nothing.

Do you think I'm stupid?

I guess while the cops were on us,

you got the other boat through.

I was surprised you didn't

throw the cargo into the sea.

So...

Now we're quits.

Wait. When do we go again?

It went f***ing well, right?

You're no good as bait anymore.

And for the real work,

you need brains more than balls.

Nio...

My car's down there,

if you need a ride.

You tell Rachid

this is no way to do things.

Nio!

How is the girl getting on?

Not bad.

She missed you, right?

She fills you in every day.

We spent two years on it,

so this is strange for her.

Can't you bust any of them?

Only the ones at them bottom.

We want to bust the ringleaders.

You'll never catch them, Jess.

Everyone knows that.

You're a dreamer, Jess,

you think you can fix everything

with wire taps and surveillance,

but after you get so far, wham!

They knock you back down.

Yeah, I must be a slow leaner.

That's why I never went into all that.

I just like doing my job,

going out and catching bad guys.

If I get rid of a couple,

I go to bed happy.

And even if I don't,

I still sleep like a baby.

I used to like going to bed.

I hardly get any sleep now.

What?

So you are f***ing her?

At it every night, like rabbits?

Have you broken the bed?

Give me details!

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