Ellipsis Page #7

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- How many trees in this park?

- 19!

- How many trees in the world?

- Four.

(LAUGHS)

- How many hairs on your head?

- How many what?

- How many hairs on your head?

- 12.

- 12? Really?

- (LAUGHS)

- How many hairs in your nose?

- 12!

- How big's your tongue?

- 13 inches.

- (BOTH LAUGH)

- 13 inches!

How many fingers have you got?

- I have one.

- One! (LAUGHS)

(BIRDSONG)

Excuse me? Do you have a pen

that I can borrow?

- Yeah.

- Cool. Thank you.

- Don't take it away.

- I won't. Thank you.

Oh, my God.

- What?

- There's that guy.

No, no, no.

No, don't... don't worry.

(CHUCKLES)

- F***ing hell.

- F***.

TRAIN P.A.:
(CHIMES)

Next stop, Town Hall.

All good?

- All good!

- Very nice.

- Ey-oop!

- Oh!

(BOTH LAUGH)

(JASPER CHUCKLES)

(JASPER SIGHS HEAVILY)

(BOTH CHUCKLE)

JASPER:
Ooh! Ooh!

(SWEET PIANO MELODY

PLAYS THROUGHOUT)

(PIANO MUSIC CONTINUES

OVER DIALOGUE)

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