Elton John: The Road to El Dorado Page #6

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come back to Spain with us,

likeyou wanted, and, um, yeah,

I can see myway clear to throwing you,

mmm, ten percent?

[ Chuckles ] You know, maybe I won't go

to Spain with you and take a third.

Ohh! [ Chuckling ]

Likeyou don't wanna go to Spain.

Oh, likeyou don't want me

to want to go to Spain.

- I wantyou to want... whatyou want.

- Mm-hmm?

Mm-hmm. Go on.

All right.

Cards on the table.

Uh, I wantyou to come to Spain

with me and Miguel.

Mostly me.

Especially me.

Only me.

Forget Miguel.

[ Chuckles ] Well, as long as

that's whatyou want.

- Me too.

- Okay.

Deal?

- Deal. Mmm.

- [Plate Clattering]

[Hoofbeats]

[ Gasps ]

" Forget Miguel"?

[ Sniffling ]

Well, forget Tulio.

[ Nickering ]

[ Humming ]

Well, isitreadyyet?

Ooh.

Ah! [ Sniffing ]

Ahh! Hmm.

- It seems to be missing something.

-[Humming]

Ah, that's it.

- It needs more... body.

- [ Grunts ]

[ Gasping ]

[ Hysterical Laughter]

[ Grunts ]

[ Grunts ]

[ Grunting ]

- [ Growling ]

- Do... as I command!

- [ Tzekel-Kan Laughing ]

- [Jaguar Laughing ]

- The gods deserve a proper tribute.

- [ Chittering ]

- Stop! There will be no sacrifices!

- [ Laughing ]

[ Chuckling ]

That kid does you better than you do.

[ Sighs ]

Some send-off, huh?

We're finally at the "go back to Spain

and live like kings" part.

[ Children Laughing ]

[ Nickers ]

Ooh-hoo-hoo.

Well, isn't king

kind ofa step down from god?

What? Wh-Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Miguel, we can't stay here.

[ Chuckling ]

We have a plan, remember?

How about... we forget the plan?

Hmm?

- What?

- [JaguarRoaring]

[ Roaring Continues ]

[ Both Screaming ]

[ Evil Laughter]

Now everyone will know

the truth ofyour divinity.

[ Shouts ]

[ Screams ]

[Screaming Continues]

I'm okay!

I'mstillokay!

Come on! Get on!

[ Whinnying ]

- [ Chel Screams ]

- [ Tulio, Miguel Shout ]

[ Tulio ] Altivo, hyah!

- [ Whinnies ]

- Whoa!

- [ Tulio Shouts ]

- [ Nickers ]

- [ Groans ]

- [ Whinnies ]

- [ Grunts ]

- [ Both Grunt ]

Tulio!

Hey, overhere,

youbig Tzekel-Kan catcreep!

- [ Growls ]

- Altivo, get Chel out ofhere.

[ Whinnying ]

- [ Roars ]

- [ Both Yelling ]

Duck!

[ Roaring ]

[ Panting, Yelling ]

Who-o-o-oa!

[ Both Gasping, Yelling ]

Move! Move!

-Jump!

- [ Roaring ]

[ Both Yelling ]

[ Both ]

Who-o-o-a!

Iknow whatyouare,

andlknow whatyouarenot!

And you are not gods!

Y-- You're not a god?

You lied to me?

[ Clears Throat ]

- How dareyou!

- Hey, it was his stupid plan!

- What?

- Oh, oh, oh. My plan was that we should lie low!

Butyour plan was to run offand be all

"Oh, look at me. Look at me. I'm a god."

- That's not true!

- No? Who areyou kidding?

You're buying your own con!

At least I'm not dating mine.

I-- Ooh, low blow.

Listen, Mr. High and Mighty, we'd both be

sailing out ofhere with a mountain ofgold...

- ifyou hadjust listened to me!

- [ Grunts ]

Well, nowyou'vegotall thepreciousgoldandChel.

So whatdoyouneedme for?

Well, maybe I don't need you anymore.

Well, then, why don'tyoujust go back

to Spain, and I'll stay here,

and we'll both get what we want!

- That's... fine with me,

pal! - Fine with me too! - Ooh.

- Fine! -

Ouch. - Okay!

- [ Evil Chuckling ]

- [ Both ] All right!

Tie him up!

- [ Roaring ]

- What?

- [JaguarRoaring]

- Whoa.

- [ Roaring Continues

] - [ Both Gasp ] -Jump!

[ Both ] Whoa!

[ Gasps ]

[Both Yelling]

No-o-o-o-o!

[ Gasping, Panting ]

- [Sword Clangs]

- [ Gasps ]

- [Gasps]

- [ Whinnies ]

[Shuddering]

My lord.

Where did you get this?

[ Chuckling ]

That was good, huh?

[ Grunting ]

[ Cheering ]

- [Cheering Continues]

- Hey, a little help, please?

ChiefTanni! ChiefTanni!

- I've decided to stay.

- Oh, this is wonderful news.

What a glorious day for El Dorado.

Lord Miguel has decided

to live among us!

Tulio!

- Is everything okay?

- [Cheering Continues]

Everything is... fine.

[WindHowling]

There isn'tmuch

Ihaven'tshared

Withyoualong theroad

Andthroughitall

there'llalwaysbe

Tomorrow's episode

Suddenly thatisn't true

There'sanotheravenue

- Beckoning thegreatdivide

- [ Grunts ]

Askno questions

Takenoside

Who's tosay who's rightor wrong

Whose courseisbraverrun

Alllknowisall wehad

Is over

Saidanddone

Friendsneversaygood-bye

[Chorus]Friends

Neversaygood-bye

[ Chattering ]

Ha!

[ Villagers Laughing ]

Ahhh! Whew!

- Mmm.

-Friendsneversaygood-bye

- [ Children Giggling ]

- [Man] Take care.

- [ Child ] We'll miss you!

- Thankyou.

- Neversaygood-bye

- [ Nickers ]

[ Groans ]

- [ Groans ]

- [ Chuckles ]

- [ Giggling ]

-Friendsneversay

Good-bye

[Chorus]Friends

Neversaygood-bye

Well, good luck.

Yeah. You too.

Never

Saygood-bye

[ Nickering ]

[ Nickering Continues ]

- [Villagers Gasping]

- Whoa.

- Whoa, boy, whatisit?

- [ Loud Nickering ]

[ManShouting]

- [Explosions]

- [ Chattering ]

- Cortes.

- My lord, what is it?

ChiefTanni!

ChiefTanni!

- Approaching the city... is an army ofstrangers.

- [Weapons Firing]

We are safe here.

They'll never find the gate to the city.

But, sire, they are being led

byTzekel-Kan.

He survived!

Warriors, prepareyourselves for battle!

[ All Shouting ]

Chief, you cannot fight them!

Then how can we stop them?

We can't.

- Hmm.

- [Firing Continues]

Uh, one moment, please.

-Okay, here's the gate. Here's the boat.

-Uh-huh. And?

- Here's the gate. Here's the boat.

- Okay.

- Got that. And? Tulio!

- Well, here's the "goat," and here's the "bate."

[ Shouts ]

- [ Chittering ]

- [ Gasps ] That's it.

We'll crash the boat

into the pillars.

That's it? I mean--

But-- [ Scoffs ]

- What about the gold?

- Well-- [ Sobbing ]

[ WhinyVoice ] Chief!.

[ Clears Throat ]

[ Normal Voice ] Chief.

I've got a plan.

[Villagers Shouting]

Hold the line steady!

They're almost in place!

[ Whinnying ]

It better be there, foryour sake.

[ Sighs ]

Okay, Chief, on my signal!

Ready! Hit the pillars!

- Now!

- [ Shouting Continues ]

- [Rumbling]

- [ Gasps ]

[Weapons Firing]

- They're breaking too fast!

- Tulio, the sail!

[ Grunting ]

[ Grunting Continues ]

It's stuck!

[ All Grunting ]

- [ Both Shout ]

- [ Gasps ]

They're not gonna make it. Altivo!

[ Nickering ]

- [ Whinnying ]

- [ Shouts ]

- [Whinnies]

- Areyou crazy?

[ Yelling ]

Get offthe boat, Miguel,

oryou'll never see the city again.

I know. You don't think I'm gonna

letyou have all the fun, doyou?

Come on.

We'vegota wave to catch.

- [ Yelling ]

- [ Whimpers ]

- Get out ofthe way!

- Huh?

Holdon!

- Whoa!

- [ Whinnies ]

We're gonna have to hit it broadside!

That's your plan?

But the gold!

- I know!

- [ Gasps ]

Just turn theboat!

On impact, everybodyjump!

[ Gasping, Groaning ]

[Coughing]

[ Panting ]

We made it.

It worked.

[ Chuckling ] It worked.

- Wait. Get down!

- Ouch. Ow.

- There theyare.

- [MenShouting]

[ Gasps ]

No.

You lying heathen.

There's nothing here at all.

No. Wait. Wait.

[ Grunts, Gasps ]

- Men, seize him!

- What?

There is no El Dorado here.

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